What was your worst school memory ?

What was your worst school memory ?

got called Szergej because I had a Russian accent

no gf

The time that all my friends (by pure coincidence) moved frol my city and became a loser with no friends for 2 years.

Oh, the Horror!

The times I never responded to girls advances even when they were laughing and giggling with me, I did this because I didn't want to draw anymore attention to myself.

I was not prepared for a speech.

My teacher made me stand infront of call for 15 min to present, and I just stood there with red face while class stared at me.

fuck that memory

All of it was pretty shit

in 4th grade we had math test i was sure i didn't pass it, after test we had 1 week of vacancies, i felt absolutely shitty all this week. after vacancies turned out i passed it

All of it. I had mental health issues, and they weren't particularly compassionate at the Catholic high school I attended. That was 4 years of perpetual cringe.
If I had to pick one thing, it would be how I was a jerk in my freshman (first year of high school) year towards this kid named Charlie. He was a weirdo who hung out with the same group of weirdos as me, and I kinda bullied him just because I could. He was down the line in the pecking order, and I took out my frustrations on him. It sucks because I was just being a bully, and there's no excuse for that. Sorry, Charlie.

Otherwise, it would be when I ended up suspended from school for a month for repeatedly unzipping my penis. I couldn't come back until I got a note from my psychiatrist.

School was blessed time, it is everything that happened after that went wrong.

One time I forgot my gun and the bus driver wouldn't turn around so I had to borrow one from lost and found. All of the kids were laughing at me and called me names.

When I accidentally brought my gun to school and to prevent getting caught, I hid it under a vending machine.

When I was a freshman and the seniors made us line up in the lockerrooms after lacrosse practice and started beating us with sticks. That shit was scary

Yep
Apart from that high school was a really cool period. I couldn't handle the freedom and lack of routine in college

penis inspection day

Chad "friends" threatened with death.

Also, the girl I had a huge crush on. We used to date and I fell on love with her but she said she doesn't want to be with me but her best friend secretly told me she loved me and that we should be together. I said no because I didn't like her. They were both qt.

>unzipping my penis
Is this next level circumcision?

When my clothes were thrown out of my cabin on a school camp and when I went to get them I was thrown down a flight of stairs and then had my head held over a smokey fire until I started coughing and vomiting.

Highschool banter was tough

I literally shat myself on the first day of highschool trying to fart, from that day on i was called "the sharter"

This. I feel like maybe one or two have shown interest since but my early autism will forever scar me.

Mandatory PE lessons
I have a fear of things flying towards me. Not just fear, i enter full panic mode when ANHTHIG comes closer to me at high speed. Maybe i had bad luck, but in every school every PE lesson had some sort of a ball game. Football(soccer), basketball, netball, and more. Every fucking time triggering a panic attack on me. I once broke a fucking finger in rapid movement during one of those lessons.
I went to 5 different schools, and had total amount of 7 different PE teachers. Every single PE teacher thought he could cure it by slowly throwing a ball to me, then couldn't understand why am i still panicking when a buff classmate kicks the ball with all of his might towards me.
Luckily I got excused permanently from PE lessons by psychiatrist during high school.

at the end of secondary school we had a sort of mock-graduation ceremony in the hall

all of my friends and my close family were there, we all had to go up on stage and collect a certificate thing

i tripped over and fell off the stage in front of everyone

Jesus, why did they do that? Also how old were you?

Yeah, kinda like a convertible car.

Isn't that typical Aussie behavior, bantz and whatnot?

School.

Let's see. Middle school was 90% niggers and I was one of the only white kids. For the most part those years were awful and miserable, and gave me many mental health issues that I still deal with. One day, the teacher was dividing the class up into groups, and one black girl said "user wants to sit with his boyfriend (only other white kid) heheh)". I was at the end of my chain and yelled "Shut the fuck up" at her, and then the teacher kicked me out of the class, and I had to go to the dean, where I started crying. Then the girl was sent in and she started apologizing to me, which was nice, but boy was it embarrassing. Luckily worse things happened to my white classmate - for instance one day he was violently shoved to the ground by a nigger and his glasses broke. Also one day on my birthday, a nigger gave me 13 birthday punches, extremely hard, and my arm hurt for a week afterwards. I was very racist during that time, now I know that they were just damaged people and I feel bad for them, but I hated them during school.

Another one I forgot was when I got dropped by a freshman girl when I was a junior in basketball. Was made fun of for weeks

I have a lot of bad memories. But this one was just unfair.

>help a guy with his essay at his house
>pretty much write it for him
>couple months later
>the guy lost his camera
>he reports to the police I might have stolen it
>I get mad at him
>he tells everyone I stole it
>get uninvited from parties because their parents dont want to have me
>spend the rest of the year alone until I graduate from high school
Well, that's the thanks you get for helping someone write his essay.

>by pure coincidence

Keep telling yourself that, juan

He told the police I did it, because I was at his house writing his fucking essay for him.

It happened in Year 10 camp, as to why they did it probably because it was fun for them and the teachers didnt give a shit.

Im a particularly weak shy lad, and the teachers whether accidentally or otherwise put me alone in the dorm which had the more thuggish kids, it was a recipe for disaster.

Felt pretty helpless because being a camp its not like I could run home. I just had to take it and act like nothing happened

God i had a similar experience when i was 8,except i wasn't pushed downstairs.
Instead they threw the books i brought with me to the fire.
Didn't want to remember
Sorry for you, user

Year 7. I have mild cerebral palsy in my left arm, we were getting ready to go to play hockey for my school.

Part of our weekly homework is that we had to trace and draw a perfect map of Australia. Due to the fact my left arm is destroyed, holding down a piece of paper was actually difficult for me and my artwork was no where near as good as everybody else.

Teacher sees my map and hates it. He gets up and shows the ENTIRE class, including the class across the room as well. He makes fun of our horrible drawing it was. I was honestly heartbroken - everybody is looking at me as he cracks jokes.

It's said that I didn't care enough for the map, and wasn't allowed to play hockey.

Mr. Rowan his name was

>australian education

A-are you from Louisiana?

Its alright Ive gotten over it for the most part, I still cant empathises with the normie ideas about everyone being basically good but thats just life.

I still believe that its the unrestricted imagination of children that allows them to think up and carry out such cruelty. It makes me relieved to know adults and modern kids are having their imaginations destroyed by technology

Here's another. High school starts in year 8, I was placed in special education due to my disability and because of this was shipped classes pretty often for no reason other than they wanted to.

I change math classes, and the new teacher learns of who I am. I try hiding myself and making it so nobody knows who I was.

One day I talk to somebody for a second, and the teacher tells me off loudly. Later that class I spoke again for a second and I am kicked out. As I'm kicked out she tells the special ed unit to send me back there.

As I go, she says to the ENTIRE class that something is wrong with my brain and I'll attack them for no reason if they talk to me. According to a guy in the class she was laughing about it.

Something good came out of this though. Because she was forced to work in the special ed unit for an X amount of time, and later quit teaching and probably went someplace else.

The time I sharted my pants next to a girl I liked. She was horrified while everyone else laughed. I got bullied about it a lot.

Oh go, she sounds like a sociopath I'm sorry. And I thought America had the worst teachers.

Running to the bathroom to vomit from nerves after failing to ask a girl out to prom.

I was pathetic as fuck.

A girl locked me up in the toilet with her and she forced me to watch her vagina.

hot

...

I literally only remember me crying and running to teacher to ask why did they do this to me
They never got punished anyhow
Luckily everything else remains in my memories as facts rather than images

I called my math teacher "mom" by mistake in front of everyone in my class. He was a 60 year old man.

>argie public school
It was hell

Was she taller than you?

A girl I kinda had a crush on said whispering to herself "as if anyone would want to be with you"

My underwear was pretty dirty and one of my classmates nave hoticed it when we was in locker room. Everybody laugh and that was fair enough. Later on this guy draw me with my shitty underwear and starts show it everyone. They even starts signin it. Meanwhile i try to 'joke" about this to get out from this situation but it's didnt work. I decide that it's time to stop and punch this guy in the head few times in the middle of lective class. Teacher separate us and told me that this guy is boxer and could break me. (He is skinny af but after realizing that he didn't punch me for a single time i got scared). Later we was going home together and talked about it. The conflict is over.
Life gave me a good lesson. Now i always use my clean underwear if im gonna to change clothes.

Just as tall
No, it wasn't. I don't even remember what she looks like.

My gf's

>a couple where so hideous there's at least 3 lifetimes of regret

Lucky bastard.

My high school is boy's school. Boy's schools exist in only Arabian countries and Japan and GB……SHIT!

We have them here too

this

After reading this thread i realized that my school days actually weren't that bad.

My first girlfriend was ugly, inside and out. A terrible person with a terrible face and body.

But at least it gave me the confidence to find better.

Shit my pants in class once

Didnt happen to me but for whatever reason ive always remembered it really well.Basically this tiny autistic ginger kid got stuffed in a small gym locker with a bunch of peoples dirty gym clothes then they put a lock on it and he was stuck in there till class was over and then he had to wait even longer till they found a pair of bolt cutters

lmao

i was kind of a bully in high school

I was sick and my mom forced me to go to taekwondo. I shit my gi during warm ups. As I ran to the bathroom shit rolled down my leg. I had to clean myself up as best I could before I walked out and asked to make a phone call while the boys laughed and the girls wretched. I feel for you bro.

I was part of the 5 "popular kids" since I'm good looking, smart and do sports.
My social life ended at sophomore year, where I shit myself, the wall, the floor and the sofa at my classmate's house and the entire school heard and saw pictures of it. Stopped drinking then and there (took me 2 years to recover, was fat, had zits and wanted to kill myself because of the isolation)

Luckily I recovered and now my life is amazing, literally couldn't be happier.

you probably shouldn't have shit yourself

I don't remember anything from school times. I guess it was all meaningless.

I'm sitting here thinking of somethin good but God nothing comes to my mind. They were all minor incidents like someone pissing me off, me throwing an assburger fit and flipping everyone's fit.

Hell I was the "fat kid" in my class and noone ever bullied me because of it. In both elementary and middle school I had the best girls in my year because I always was in the school theatre/acting classes and girls were 'mirin.
Hell I was shit at PE and was picked first.


The weirdest memory I have is the faggot in the swimming classes in the 1st grade. Pretty fucking sure he was a pedo. Balding, pedo stache and staring at us while we were showering naked.

You remember 1st grade? I barely remember anything up till year 7-9

couldn't you just have told him about the cerebral palsy thing?

Probably when I moved to Chicago and had no friends until I beat up the popular kids and suddenly everybody wanted to be my friend.

For one week in 6th grade we all got to go live in cabins in the woods with one hs student as a group leader per cabin group.
The camp old man/leader was this crazy old black guy named Nighowl and one day when he was checking out my cabin all the other kids decided to do a prank where they locked us in.

The thing is, Nightowl used to be a slave or some shit so he lost his shit and started having a panic attack and begun throwing shit at the door and hitting it with a broom and screaming.

How did I never think of that

Yeah I have pretty good memory, especially to faces.

Been 15 years since elementary and I still recognise people when I meet them on the bus and whatnot.

I was branded a liar and gay, despite not being the one who initiate it.

The teasing didn't stop until six form when all the 'cool' people left. Nobody had my back.

Was also raped by three people, two of them being my best friends. Whilst another friend watched did nothing to help me.

Wasnt me but in the 8th grade some one started a rumor that this kid was jacking off in the bathroom and for 6 years he was bullied and got the nick name handy manny

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I regret not fighting back, but it made me understand only the rich can be reckless since fighting back would probabbly result in lawsuits

I think it affected me greatly, and is why i am here desu

See you all in robowaifu heaven someday

>high school
>school was in locked down cause some girl thought she saw someone that the cops were looking
>totally out of the norm cause we live in a good area
>locked down right before lunch time during 4th period so around 11ish
>swat time arrived and stationed throughout the school to do a clean sweep for him
>wouldnt let anyone out, not even to go to the bathroom
>everyones hungry and needs to use bathroom cause we usually wait till lunch to do so
>designated section of the classroom to pee in the trashcan
>ended up being let out of school to go home at 6pm
>had to walk single file escorted by cops all the way across campus cause they only let us out through the football field
>turns out he was never there and girl lied

>I regret not fighting back, but it made me understand only the rich can be reckless since fighting back would probabbly result in lawsuits
wat

you can sue children into getting in school fights in taiwan?

Bit shit innit.

>>designated section of the classroom to pee in the trashcan
Jesus christ privileged people are pathetic

I'm just visiting, from Singapore

But yes, you can do that, I'd suppose in america too.

I'd love to fuck some people up in my life, but my dad was retired and it's not like our finances can take a lawsuit. Most of the annoying pricks here have rich families, if a Singaporean ever acts like an immense prick in real life 80% he/she'll have rich parents (Sure it's like anywhere else in the world but on steroids)

One time there was a moose outside so we couldn't go out for recess

I accidentalley pushed two persons at the same time and they fell down the stairs.
One broke his chest, and the other one now has a crippled leg.
I have a shit-ton of bad school memories like this one.

If you werent canadian I wouldn't have laughed so hard

Being knocked out by the teacher. He opened the class door right on my face and I banged my head on the wall.

>I'd suppose in america too.
No, unless you murder somebody or do something REALLY bad kids are basically untouchable here by the law.

We had to stay in the portables until animal control came and tranquilized it.

eehhh, i mean if you fuck up some rich person's kid even if said kid deserves it people wont start lawyering it up?

Lawyer up for what? You can't arrest a kid for getting into a fight with another kid unless it's super severe like he knocked all the kids teeth out or caused brain damage or something. Community service would end up being the worst punishment in most cases.

>another kid unless it's super severe like he knocked all the kids teeth out or caused brain damage or something

I think that would've happened, the guy that kept ticking me off when i was 15 was some spider lanklet, that guy also lost his frontal teeth cause someone else fucked him for his attitude.

But yeah, in Singapore people can lawyer it up.

Not me for the third time but

There was this kid we're gonna call timmy who had a birth defect or something that made the tendons in his arms,hands,feet,mouth, and probably other places shorter which meant that he couldn't open his mouth very wide or really grab anything large/grasp anything firmly.We would always give him shit about stuff like we would throw him a ball in pe and when he couldn't catch it we'd say something like fucking timmy you God damn cripple and it would basically be like this all day for him.looking back it was fucked up of us but honestly we had no idea it was like that at the time,he would laugh too and shit so we never even thought he might not like it.Anyways apparently we fucked him up and he ended up becoming a criminal and he ended up trying to shoot up his new school but apparently he couldn't even hold the gun right or some shit

>tfw you look back at your childhood and realize you were unintentionally a bully

Did half of your school crossdress to make it look like a regular school?

I'd reckon it's a feedback loop, someday I'll be telling someone related to my bully to kill himself/herself for being poor/retarded and then the madman does it and so on

Schopenhauer got it right frankly, at least we have anime now i guess

>tfw you look bad at your childhood and realise that you were intentionally a bully

>group of kids beating me up during recess in middle school
>I run i front of a teacher hoping she would stop it
>She does nothing
>I'm legit 5 feet from her getting beat up
>Eventually she gives a sigh and says "alright kids stop that"
>They stop and we are standing beside each other
>She says "why do you always keep picking on user"?
>Kid: Because he's GAY!!
>Everyone laughs
>Teacher laughs
>Haha ah don't say that
>I turn around and clock the kid in the mouth
>Kid and his friends start screaming FUCK YOU and get ready to jump me again
>Teacher sends me to the principals office for fighting
>Only one kid of the 4 beating me up goes with me to tell his side of the story
>I get suspended for 3 days for fighting
>Other kid gets let off free


Yup, i am 30 now and it still pisses me off to no end. It was at that moment in my life i realised that authority could not be trusted.

I had to eat burgers at lunch,
disgusting

In highschool we could leave the school during lunch time, but we had to return before the recess ended. This one day I left with my friends to eat at a McDonalds nearby, and just a few minutes after we got there 2 black guys with guns showed up announcing robbery and took the wallets and cellphones from everyone in the restaurant. When we returned to the school the asshole doorman didn't let us in because we weren't with our school IDs (they were on our stolen wallets).