Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread.

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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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still here


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Id need to get there first
she is cute
The nintendo thing?

Still here

nah im good thanks tho buddy

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New phone, who dis?


And Lily Claimu~

Claiming best girl

Well, even if he were, he wouldn't be this best.

It's pretty standard for me.

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I am hallow
> claimed
Yep, they're all great ^u^'

That Mako fag is fucking gay

every day is the same~
same sadness, same boredness

SURF'S UP DUUUUDES
IT'S JOHNNY TSUNAMI, BRAH
SURFING IN THE SNOW
THE TEMP IS DOWN BUT THE SURF IS UP MAAAAN
GOTTA CHASE THAT KILLER SWELL
TOTALLY NECTAR WAVES BRAH

blood-chan get your ass over here

Somehow still here.

Kek. You know who

That Homura fag is gayer

Yeah its sold out everywhere sadly ;-;

Basically my life as well. Boredom but I try not to get depressed an all kek .-.

>This is like one of us going into the erotic roleplay threads and talking about completely non-erotic stuff and only that and refusing to roleplay.
People on /trash/ are very friendly anyway.
Overly friendly, in fact.

Old style clammed

You didn't do anything or what? Nothing special?

I think you missed my comment but Hell, I'm lazy to find it.

Lol

#HomuIsHomo

That would be an interesting anime!

but 8-9 hours is healthy..

Claiming Mash's Beautiful Breasts~

I see how it is

Oh hi there

>user who's name is dont know
Yup. That'll be me lol

>sis
TOKI TO MARE

>lily
Why? This is too much pressure. I'm having a breakdown

>juvia
Hush you

all my high sschool friends are... uh... i shouldn't talk about it.
what? i never pretended to be a girl..
and i want to make tomoko jealous, duh?
i need to be more filthy~
>kisses you and sticks my tongue down your throat
like who? alice2? there's no beating her
who?
someday i'll get my kiss~
i don't know why but i'm very turned on by this... I would have petted him...

what is homura

nintendo switch hunting.

Bobby Scar?

i want to wrap my legs around you while you're pounding me..
>also hugs

PS LEFFEN I AINT DONE YET
IM THE UNDERDOG SO PLACE YOUR BETS
WHOEVER WANNA SEE LEFFEN LOOKIN DUMB
THROW YA MONEY ON THE LINE CAUSE IM MAKING SOME
GOTTA BRO YOU LOOKIN AWFULLY WEAK
WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SALTY SUITE
VANILLA FOX DONT SUIT SO GO FIND ANOTHER
GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON AND TAKE BACK MY COLOR

ah okay, be that way..

I guess so. I just dont honestly care
Why do you think erp is so rampant ITT
I havent said much lewd to you in a while. Or even compliments for that matter.

That would have been a no-go. Straight guys bunched up in a car with a bisexual guy suddenly petting one of them wouldn't make for the best rest of the ride.

Good morning~

Just a heads up my Wifi is going to hell atm.

So if I stop posting I'm very sorry.

My b

My chili wasn't good enough so I got kicked out of the firehouse

Sorry, who? Saber?

I'm sorry sis. :(

Is this better?

You're not even there yet.

your breasts feel so nice~

Night

>Rampant
>You and Mash are pretty much the only ones who do it

I'll get the last 4h later today probably.

I mean all to play on it right now is zelda right?
That is uh very lewd and
Bye >hugs

bc is that you im getting some weird vibes
sorry that just aint me fella

Hahaha no
>all the replies

HOLY SHIT IT'S YOU.

Holy crap the threads are moving fast right now.

(Louise)
Still pretty awesome that you pulled that off though. Strangely enough I do fine with Talim in spite of her range and style.

(Anya)
Definitely sounds interesting. I've been party to something like that before where someone wanted to get their things in order and become successful in things while that other person was also successful, but only in the material sense. Bitterness and the past made it clearly obvious who was doing better for themselves during that meeting.

(Karen)
No worries, I'm in central US (GMT -6) so it's just a time overlap thing is all. Well, that, and living life I suppose. Anything involving passports, immigration, or visas can be a royal pain. It's like you said, a ton of back and forth.

(Hallow)
If you have no way out, sure, it feels like being a part of the system. At the same time, work alone doesn't define who I am, it's just a means to move me along to getting away from the system sooner rather than later. Of course, there's room on this train for me to help some people with things on my way out.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBg24LZXgE

Well if that's the case.

>saya-chan will never cry for you
Speedwagon is best girl.
b-both of them? can you handle that?
they don't have to know about the secret pets~

You seem like a nice user. keep being a nice user!
i'm not supposed to be here, so I'll be leaving now. bye bye. and if anyone asks, i was never here (^ω~)

Honestly they were.
Something about Xenovia though. I think she'd be one of my waifu choices. Behind Takao
You know it is don't tell me to hush.
>rarely showing up
That means less blushing for me.
>that's a good thing
Nighty night

Despair in command
MILK-CHAN!!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER
Very admirable

But do it all at the same time!
Thank you~
Talim was my SC2 main, to be honest

Kek, should be a lethal dose in this thread, dess.
I am doing okay, tired and bothered that I missed a day because of document stuff and I'll be missing another few days because of some travels, at least I won't miss school.

I love you too bby
I dunno dude, like, whatever people want to play since I have no will of my own
Though I'm hoping for some war thunder so I can masturbate to tanks
It's like, the passport was expired, I had to go down and spend all day doing document stuff and then I went and visited everyone in tripoli that I know because it's rude.

Sweet, saving up? How's that car holding up?

The majority care, from my count at least. And you and mash aren't the first to start this stuff. There have been rp'ers before you and we asked them to stop. And the thing is, new people will copy you, they'll see you and mash and whoever else roleplaying through the entire thread and they'll think "oh, this is what we should do here!"

How's it going, saya?

Ah it's fine, we'll figure it out at somepoint. I'm an assassin cancer player, kek.

We're not controlled. The rules are what the majority want, this is how it's always been and we're asking you to stop when you don't follow the rules we made for our thread.

Was still replying

And again, instead of bringing out your love triangle or whatever it is you're doing out on the thread for attention because you can't make actual conversation, why not go somewhere where that's appreciated and looked for? Why do you come here?

I like Ram better than Rem, good choice on you my dude.

>Why do you think erp is so rampant ITT
Because it's you, Juvia, Mash and Tomoko doing it. Nobody else is participating until you real them into it.

Moo moo?

Sci?

Meh, at least we get to skip a lot of the due process because my country is trash, lol. Cooking anything?

hey qt~
you should give them more attention by sucking on them~
goodnight~

some party games, and a few indie games as well

Bye!

don't forget luvia

>Why do you think it's so rampant
Because you refuse to stop no matter how much anyone appeals to reason. It's like fighting a brikwall
BLAST FROM THE PAST WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Yes the one you know

If you don't want to talk about it that's fine. I understand, but I would like to help however I can.

Plus, it doesn't have to be high school friends either. If you're in college then go and talk to the people next to you.

Ahh... Looking from scalpers? Do you know how long until restocking? It seems silly to me that they havent done so already.

Oh shit, is this...

Hello comrade murkuro. I hope your sleep was good

It's too late. Do you understando?

But I made that on mobile :(

Goodnight

Hmmm

Are you sure silly?

Nah

oh shit it's cow

yeah hi

answer me

Oh, my.
Sure is boring in here.
Ntz ntz.

I lied to you, im sorry
i have no reason to leave because i have nothing better to do ^^
how was your day?

Claiming best wolf.

maybe i will~

Go away

>smug

Hi, how are you?

Hi Mash, why do you keep disappearing for days sometimes?

Nou.

>cums out from shadows tips fedora
You fell for my ruse, kiddo.
>unsheathed Yamato
Nothin' personnel, kiddo

I mean ok? whatever you like to play i guess

That was a meme, but I am fairly godly at hooks. I'm still a Sylv and Valeera main. I'll show you my account in Hotslogs later. It's fairly gud tbh.

I don't think I do???

Accept Shiro into your DMs.

But it's never too late sis.
It's like that song... oh wait.

I believe on the 3/31/17

Kek, boring. Trying to find the switch, been looking on sites from japan and stuff but don't want to import a console ;-;

dude just start cybering like everyone else

Kurwa

Smug asshole

Louise!

i will keep lurking for you..
who are you then?
i've never seen you here before
no it isn't you silly face~
and im only here for tomoko
i didn't go to college, i went to trade school when i came out of prison and became a baker

Hi comrade Shinoa! Yeah, yesterday I was exhausted

>the classic trump wall of replies
some things will never change
You're going to be traveling around? Where you headed?
Hey there little kurwa kompanion, you just wake up?

>you start it so youre the only ones doing it
Well memed
Well i can semi agree with that because i do enjoy your frustration from something so easily ignorable, bur its also.all the replies that come forth that fuels it as well.
Hello freckles
You're up early

FORGOT PIC REEEEEEEE

That was a meme, but I am fairly godly at hooks. I'm still a Sylv and Valeera main. I'll show you my account in Hotslogs later. It's fairly gud tbh.

I don't think I do???

Accept Shiro into your DMs.

But it's never too late sis.
It's like that song... oh wait.

Darn Wifi

I give up.

Good bye thread people, I love you all

Fran! How are you?

Yes!

Oh yes daddy

To apologize?

Shut it franny

Worked hard I see

Whoa, prison?

Hello there my dude.
What is this erp? Why is this erp? Is there a stop to this erp?

>only for tomoko
>takes every dick in a 2 mile radius

im still around here sometimes
byebye blood chan

Ya she has that ditsy cutness factor, i can see it
Pretty hbu new companion?
Please no kill me ;-;
Hey shinoa

>30 posters
>I'm only here for Tomoko
That's fucking asinine

Ummmmm... No?

I'm trying ;_;

Pretty good. Just woke up a while ago. Should probably be doing something today, but haven't figured out what yet.
How's you?

ITS GARDESNORE!

More like not asleep. Its almost 2 am
Worried about my sis. Some drama with her roommate and her chromic pain is acting up

Too worried to sleep, so I figured I'd check on you guys
No u

How are you?

That person went to /lewd/ under a different name.

Shhhhh
Riven?
You didn't hear the news? Went back from the bote
>Nice image
>So easily ignorable. Kinda hard when everytime you guys post it has erp in it and you try to drag others into it. We get frustrated cause we're tired of it.

nah i think that is someone else ive seen before

How sweet. I wont say too much though. You dont work tomorrow though huh?

Hmm, that must be pretty tedious
I'm not a fan of the switch though

Oh, didn't notice that ZZZ, need to rename image..

There's a lot of things that are a lot easier to deal with or more enjoyable when they're framed differently in your mind. The world's a pretty interesting place at the end of the day, people and all.

2 was pretty fun as well, the guest characters on the different versions of the game were amusing at the very least. Link and Heihachi both felt like they fit right in. Spawn, not quite as much.

Immigrating someone here is a pain, whether it's the work visa route, or via marriage. It's gonna get harder with the way the process has been politicized as of late. It doesn't affect me much, but I feel bad for the ones who have to deal with the process and can't afford a good attorney.

Cooking's been going along quite nicely, still using weekends to whip up some tasty food and try new things. I have some ingredients for Ferghana Osh tomorrow.