Hey Americans, prove you're not retarded. What is the largest state in the U.S.A?

Hey Americans, prove you're not retarded. What is the largest state in the U.S.A?

California.

Mexico

Albany

Your mother

Alaska

The state of denial

Alaska

Texas

My penis

Rhode Island

Canada, duh

That's a river you dumb shit.

Alaska
What the fuck is wrong with you all

Emergency

Ignorance

Its Alaska. stop the trolls 2k17. Its a well established fact ,our IQs are high enough to form and think of basic thoughts. Europoors on the other hand are a different story.

trick question they cannot because they are fucking americans they cant dumb

> some people really are this stupid

Alaska. Duh.

Denial

What is, deez nuts.

And it's in Egypt, not America!

My dick!

The jews

Haiwaii

Idiots. See factual pic related

DC

Denial isnt a river, its actually how we stay so unhealthy and overweight. But ok.

The state of panic.

no that's McDonald's, I'm about to make a "run" for some right now.

That was the joke
>denial
>the Nile

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

That would have to be the state of idiocy, sir.

I got it faggot. I just thought it was so dumb, it just might be serious haha. Im actually about to get steak and shake so, heres to not being a third world country and cheap cow parts. :'3

Fake president is the biggest.

trump's golf course

Hard to argue with facts

Ohio State, of course
> it's almost its own planet

New England

alaska dip shit

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your mom

Fuck your mother faggot, I don't have to prove shit to you. USA #1.

CANADA

Americans retarded, confirmed.

Your a shitbird cunt, confirmed

It's Wisconsin, if you count the mass of the inhabitants

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Alaska is a country you dumb fuck

detriot

Fucking moron detected.

Who is/are these guy(s)? Could somebody give me a quick rundown?

State Of Denial

kek

Canada

Alaska, then Texas then California.

intoxication

Southern California