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Reminder

Pleb.

back to you go, nu-male

>nu-male
No Gorgoroth or Darkthrone, but I'm the nu-male. Try again, pleb.

are they really still a thing?

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Any bands with similar vocalists?

AOTY

everything on that chart is shit
kill yourself nu-male

New album's coming out in on 19th of May

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>50 big boys
hmm, would be nice to have

album name?

i look foward to that

KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF

FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST
THERE'S TOO MANY PROBLEMES

post dem T H I C C riffs

I really, really like this meme

but it's missing the new Hellripper

Fuck off to DMU neckbeard

see

So every notable metal album released this year except Immolation and Suffocation

YOU DON'T LIKE THE CLOTHES I WEAR
I'LL SHAVE MY HEAD
OR GROW MY HAIR

Riffs, huh?

my AOTYs are not even on this chart

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And?

AOTY(so far)

What's your AOTY

And you are a contrarian faggot and the cancer killing /metal/

Make no mistake, those also suck

AOTY

T H I C C

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No, I'm just not a nu-male like the majority of /metal/ pos(t)ers.
this

>waa, waa, you didn't like my favourite album this year
>stop killing my general!!!!

sorry man if thinking code orange and violet cold are gay makes me a contrarian then i'm a contrarian

new havukruunu sounds okay but i haven't given it a serious listen yet

sounds like a mix of Blasphemy and Crimson Massacre
p good

>"MOMMY, THESE PEOPLE SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT ME"
Fuck off. I also hate the whole mindless buzzword spamming that's running rampart here, but at least I tend to do something useful while all you're doing is crying that won't do shit.

QUICK: you have 10 seconds to prove that you're not a nu-male

Nu-male

Morbid Visions is Sepultura's best album

Morbid Angel should've slpit after Blessed

>running rampart

nu-male opinion, i bet you think the return is bathory's best

also nu-male opinion, formulas and gateways are two of their best

Deathgrips is ass

Sunbather is actually not that bad

Any metal album released after 1992 is shit.

>formulas and gateways are two of their best
Nu-male detected
>i bet you think the return is bathory's best
fact

>formulas and gateways are two of their best
If you're a faggot

>Not Schizophrenia
They aren't, but they aren't that good, either. Fairly mediocre, I'd say.
assfuckinggood, I agree.

t. Nu-male

Vektor-Terminal Redux

>fact
Under A Sight Of Black Mark and Blood Fire Death are much better, though their s/t takes the cake.

>9 (You)'s

Chastain.


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listen lads

whatever they were trying with blessed are the sick, they did it way better on formulas

I'd argue Blood Fire Death and the S/T can barely even be compared considering they're going for different vibes.

BFD is my favourite just because of the self-titled
>DUN DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
>BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRE
>DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH

You guys want a vintage meme ?


Death - Scream Bloody Gore (use with caution)

Formulas was divine, fuck everyone who says otherwise.

THOSE T H I C K RIFFS, MAN!

Fuck yeah, that album was the shit, yo.

It leaked

DUDE

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>hurr Durr your favorite album sucks fucking nu-male cuck hurr Durr blah blah
Go back to circlejerking your faggot glam and wigger slam fucking retarded scum
I can't believe how fucking shit this general has become in the last year
It's like all decent posters have left.

t. newfag

>Not Schizophrenia
Nah, pleb.
The Return has Bathory's most interesting riffing and structures. Under the Sign and BFD are a bit too conventional and rock-like.
"no"

t. thinks Boris is the greatest metal band

Just reported all posts ITT that say nu-male
Metal for the this feel?

I bet you're the type of faggot that hated Inquistion Symphony
Also, The Return did nothing more than what was already on their s/t.

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reported for saying n*-m*le too

fuck man morbid angel would be hands down my favourite band if david vincent hadn't shit all over their legacy with illud

who are you quoting

>I call anonymous people nu-males on the Internet

>getting this assblasted by a meme

go listen to some Gojira

Kill yourselves

The Return was a big step up from the s/t. Just listen to Born for Burning or The Rite of Darkness. Songwriting is leagues ahead.

>illud
Fuck, that truly was atrocious, but I hear ya. They're my go to band for thick riffs, along with Bolt Thrower.

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>mfw 5:24 hits

t. nu-male

this is THE riff

This is pure lazy shitposting and it\s not remotely funny, clever or amusing in the slightest
I would vastly prefer if you started spamming Fear Factory, Godflesh, Pantera and ROTN lyrics songs featuring Bjorn Strid or again

Not before I reveal the nu-male menace

t. nu-male

I like 4 albums there
How nu-male am I

Thanks for proving my point

>everyone I disagree with is a nu-male!
How fucking insecure are you people?

Depends which ones they are. Pallbearer, Violet Cold, and Ghost Bath are the worst offenders.

born for burning is about the only track i'll concede, other than that i prefer the songs on s/t and as a whole that album feels way more cohesive

and then there's the god awful production on the return, and the fact that the drummer literally can't keep a beat

and anyway if your main case is that the album was more innovative then under the sign should take the cake

>I'm a self loathing white nu-male at college

The s/t is more cohesive because half of the album sounds exactly the same.
>and then there's the god awful production on the return, and the fact that the drummer literally can't keep a beat
Doesn't bother me
>and anyway if your main case is that the album was more innovative then under the sign should take the cake
Not innovative, it's just more interesting and diverse without the cliched rock structures on Under the Sign

DON'T CRAWL SEEK HIS BURN OF WAR

>everyone I disagree with is Sup Forums or dmu
How fucking insecure are nu-males?

WHEN THE FALLOUT COMES HE IS FIRE

>half of the album sounds exactly the same
i wouldn't exactly say that but for sure it was a pretty blatant motorhead/venom rip off. but to a some extent the return was the same thing and even if s/t was repetitive the riffs were pretty enjoyable throughout whereas some tracks on the return flat out bore me

and any of the would be memorable sections on the return are completely marred for me by how sloppy everything sounds

really before blood fire death bathory weren't a very good band in my opinion and certainly their first two albums weren't any more interesting than celtic frost/hellhammer or venom

Over galf of of /metal/ uses Sup Forums or DMU unironically

I don't
dmu is basically the onion of metal now
but the problem is they actually believe in what they write

At least caption that shit so I can listen to the albums and make elitists on the internet salty.

I wouldn't say Return has the same problem, it has notably greater diversity in tempo, structure and riff shape whereas half of the debut just sounds like Hades with a different bridge.

I've always thought Blood Fire Death's black metal songs are Bathory's weakest black metal works.

Definitely more interesting than Celtic Frost/Hellhammer though. Like Venom better than Bathory.

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give me the metal with the weirdest vocals you know

nah

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also that one goregrind band with water vocals

I don't even know what dmu is

American Nihilist Underground Society

I only look at Sup Forums when some big political shit happens, laugh at the memes and then swiftly leave.
/metal/ is the only metal thing I browse for meal, and I'm not sure if that's actually a good thing.