/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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Chch trap here, hows the sunday?

gay in the most terrible of ways.

Apparently NZ men are well hung.

maoris have big dicks

>not photo shopping Australia lower
user i'm dissapoint

I can see the artifacting.

>tfw zero inch dick

Listening to tunes rn

youtube.com/watch?v=SUGlWCCVA4M

>Christchurch

Went to Armageddon, average as always.

Can confirm

Fuck

>Maoris
>Big dick
Pick on Nigger

did someone hand you a "we know" poster by chance?

Fuckin' Barnesy
Evening, cob. How's things?

Yo where you at gay boy

That sounds pretty creepy, but no, I wasn't there very long.

Pretty good, work's going well, already had my first pay, most of which went to debts but I can't complain. Still got enough to live off til next pay.

Must get a fat wad of dollars then! Good shit.

Yeah it's certainly a lot better than minimum wage so i'm pretty stoaked.

Help guys,
I can't use snapchat z because of my region

Had Ethiopian food today, was good.

Would NZ be better off if we got rid of the treaty and actually had a constitution?

Not sure those are equivalent documents. The treaty is only really about the crown and the tribes in relation to each other, a constitution would be about other stuff. Wouldn't it?

I know Sup Forums is fucking against this, but I wish we were a Republic so we could have complete sovereignty over our own bloody country
Sick of this party and prime minister shit
Leaders of a nation should be picked by the people, not the party
We never get to choose our leaders which fucking sucks

>Leaders of a nation should be picked by the people, not the party

Wouldn't we just be picking from a couple of nominees from the major parties? So what would really change?

Since that Key fellow fucked off who is running this thing?

You're right, they're not, but the treaty would stand in the way of a constitution because "muh tangata whenua", Maoris can't accept the fact that they're better off with whites in charge.

Are you simple?
In USA people vote for a leader to run their country regardless of what the party wants
In NZ the parties pick a leader, so we have to pick between a few pre determined outcomes for our nations leadership
In USA anyone can run for office and have the chance to be voted in by the people directly
We need a Congress, Senate, and President
Not a party

Not Maori but would much rather have Peters running the show than any white
Despite the memes John Key wasn't bad, and Bill English is ok, but I would still much prefer Peters

The only way we could be a republic is if we joined Australia, and then we'd have to accept whoever they want. At least there wouldn't be any fucking Maori parties wasting taxpayer dollars

>In USA people vote for a leader to run their country regardless of what the party wants
The parties put forward the presidential nominees, and without party backing you don't have a shitshow in hell of winning, also even though they have primaries they have things like superdelegates to weight the vote toward the party insiders. So it's essentially the same.
>In USA anyone can run for office and have the chance to be voted in by the people directly
And yet every president is either a Republican or a Democrat. It doesn't matter if it's possible if it never happens.
>We need a Congress, Senate, and President
No we don't, having a unicameral parliament is a big advantage to us, we don't have the constant gridlock of American politics.

No I wouldn't want that
We would go from being cucked by Brits to be being cucked by Aussies
I wish we were our own sovereign nation
However I agree with you that Maori parties are racist and against the values of our country
They should be banned for discriminating against other races

I'd have Winnie in charge, he's good value. What's the chance of Sup Forums memeing Colin Craig into power? He's just so entertaining, even though he doesn't mean to be.

based pb tech?

top zozzle, have you checked his policy suggestions recently? its literally nothing

The Republican party fucking hated Trump, but the peoples voice matters more than the party's
In USA the people vote leaders, not the parties like in NZ
There were 13 nominees for people to vote for in the Republican primaries
In NZ we only get 1 nominee, the party pick, which is communist tier
Our election system is way fucking worse and you know it

Also China doesn't have the constant gridlock of American politics
Why don't you go back to China zhang instead of spouting your commie crap here

After living in Aus for 6 years then coming back, the federal govt there does a pretty good job. Drive from Gold Coast to Brisbane and compare it with driving from Paraparumu to Welly, it's worlds apart.

chch nudes here

>The Republican party fucking hated Trump, but the peoples voice matters more than the party's

Yeah Trump got elected and besides a few eccentricities like the Muslim ban he's enacting a boilerplate Republican agenda because he can't govern without them.

hawkes bay nudes

They have a Senate which makes sure the ruling government do their fucking job, which is to fix infrastructure, etc
We have 1 party that rules the roost with no senate to oppose them when they do wrong, and the 1 party does fucking nothing but sell our assets to big chang

>bucktooth tomboy with small tits
Yes sir.

That's because he's a noob to politics, he knows he needs help to run the most powerful country on the planet
I fucking love what Trump's done except for his enviromental policies, in fact I want him to become even more rightwing (apart from enviro policies which I am heavily left wing on)
If Trump was enviromentalist, I would fucking love him (because I'm a right wing enviromentalist

implying that you can't have both of those things and be >8.5/10

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Never see cutie grills like that deep south where I live
I've never been to North Island, are there lots of cuties like in your pic there?

I'd creampie that blonde in seconds
>her ass
HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

That was meant to be positive, she's cute as fuck.

>If Trump was enviromentalist, I would fucking love him

And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

my bad, misread

timestamp and moar REEEE

kik?

I know that would never happen, but what I was saying was that my ideal leader would be a hardcore rightwinger but with enviromentalist views
I just hate how there's entire continents like Africa that are full of retards.
Africans could be genocided and the entire continent could be transformed into a giant national park for lions and elephants etc to roam peacefully without poaching and habitat destruction

How much does an empty plate cost?

Thinking ill vote for my boy Winston, hes pretty good for a cheeky darkie

>I just hate how there's entire continents like Africa that are full of retards.
>Africans could be genocided and the entire continent could be transformed into a giant national park for lions and elephants etc to roam peacefully without poaching and habitat destruction

If we'd left those retards alone they'd still be living in the bush and nature would be fine. Whatever way you slice it the environment being fucked is whitey's fault.

We had Kai Sega Wot and Yetsom Beyaynetu

A trap is a man that looks like a woman, you're more Tim curry than you are Laverne Cox...

Rekt

All memes aside, Ethiopian is actually patrician food, so good choice. It's one of the few African cuisines that doesn't fall for the trap of putting fucking peanuts in everything

Dick pics are always welcome. You guys know me.

Completely read your post wrong gg no re

Can we not have this trap shit here pls guys this is my no trap safe space you're impinging on

You cannot resist boipussy, it is too powerful.

Also nice dubs

Sorry man, I won't post anymore pics

Tim curry over there aside, traps are here and they have been for ages.

boipussy is my life

ex gf can't give timestamp but here's the moar

If you guys want to see Tim curry's finest.

No thanks.

(except this)
You must obey the authoritah of the dubs

That was a self-reported test I think?

Dunedin reporting.

Fuck the rain, it's a cunt. was looking forward to going to watch the last day of the test cricket. LOL NOPE.

How's everyone else?

Hello, boys!

Rained in and buckie'd out my man
Staying Staunchch tho

Life has gone from train wreck to air collision. It's interesting at least.
Gidday

That user who had the whinge about our memes and 'embarrassing' threads, begging us to stop, last night was an Indian, fyi..

Dont worry bro he probably just had a bad day at the dairy

Is that a good or a bad thing...

elaborate my man i'm listening

Not this again lmao.
Q in the house though, what's up lads?

What's yours?

Dunno. Ill get back to you on that

shit fucking all. yourself?

K1wifruit

Not much either. Bored as shit.

about the same as me then lmao.

Boys im thinking i need to find a kiwi, give it a beating worse than Jake the Muss could ever muster, skin the fucker and make myself a kiwi pelt hat I can wear to the beehive

>not a loincloth

>Despite the memes John Key wasn't bad
You taking the piss?

He sold assets, which were making money for the country, for way less than they could have been sold and that money, which they were making, no longer goes into the coffers.

Our 'rock star economy' is a meme and we are going to feel a lot more pain than we currently are very soon.

The lack of any preparation for the massive, unwanted, immigration is madness. Our infrastructure, what is left of it, that we haven't sold, is grumbling.

If you go to the supermarket now, because of FTAs, etc, there is much more non-NZ sourced food. That is totally unnecessary and concerning when foreign peoples/countries, haven't our food safety standards.

Went to the butcher the other day, they had fish bites from Malaysia, packed in NZ.

Bullshit. There's also frozen broccoli and cauliflower from China being sold. We don't need that shit here.

>The only way we could be a republic is if we joined Australia
Totally wrong. Why do you think that?

You were very rude, shameful. You were not raised properly.

with authentic kiwi beak codpiece, love it

My standards of a good leader are fucking low
I know that if it was labour instead of Key, we would be in an even shittier state right now
Ideally we would have based winnie as our leader, but unlike Americans, most kiwis are too pussy to vote in nonconventional people into power, so I doubt he'll win the election

nelsonfag checking in, wholeheartedly agree

>because I'm a right wing enviromentalist
National Socialist.

Hallo comrade.

>Whatever way you slice it the environment being fucked is whitey's fault.
Literally not but whatever.

>National Socialist.
Heil kameraden

>Tim curry
Lol fucking hell!

Agreed. Thoughts on a National led govt with NZ First?

It is though, it's not like the African were begging for our technology, we took it over there to exploit all the resources there, we wanted slaves and riches and that's why Africa is fucked. If you think Africans are idiots then they never would have invented that shit themselves. If you're gonna be consistent you should consider the Africans to be part of the wildlife, we messed up the ecosystem and this is what happened.

Yeah that trap looks like he's from the rocky horror picture show and not a trap at all.

>nelsonfag who agrees
Stop being me.