My mom thought I was autistic for the first 5 years of my life because I didn't talk...

My mom thought I was autistic for the first 5 years of my life because I didn't talk, but I did start and now am totally normal.

Show me mom's tits, autisticboy.

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Dat realy your momy?

No I just googled mom's tits and used the first picture I saw

Dubs get btw. Woo

Might as well make this into a mature woman thread.

You realy realy autistic. Your mom was right.

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this thread proves you are in fact an autist

Aren't I supposed to have like an autistic super power though? Like be good with math or something? I had to retake algebra twice in high school. My only super power is fapping 3 times in 15 minutes.

your superpower is supreme faggotry

I'm good at getting dubs I guess

evidently

I only occasionally fap to trap porn. I'm not really that gay

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I'm having a hard time getting dubs again. I think my super power wore off. I'll go back to just being a regular faggot unless I get dubs here

Fuck. I almost timed it right.

Ah fucking hell. I'm just a regular faggot T_T

Dude, you ain't autistic. Just mentally deficient...

My mom says you're just jealous I can masturbate in public without getting arrested because I'm retarded.

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>I'm not autistic
>browses Sup Forums

I like to post here you lower the average iq. Thus making you all stupider