Texans v Jaguars

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>Pick 6
Also dead thread

Rightly so

yfw Jags trade for Romo

I need a webm of that jags fan after the pick 6

We outchea

How the fuck has Bortles not been benched yet?

why is this thread so dead,.,,

Because the Toxins bandwagons/shitposters left weeks ago and the jasg are the jasg. Texanbros give me some (you)s tho.

>Nene thread
Go jags

OH BABY

Remind me again why we still have Joseph.

have a qt

After the election some things were said in front of my friends. Things that I don't think are wrong but that I shouldn't have said. I just want you guys to know you are my only friends now

NENE IS TEX/a/NS!

>not j/a/gs

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What part of Houston are you from lads?

Humble

acres homes

Spring Branch, H-tine hol' it dine.

I live right off Tidwell senpai

Where the fuck was fiedorowicz

Copperfield reporting.

some of my cousins went to sam houston

lot of beaners and dindus in that area from what I recall

West U

>OFF THE RECEIVER'S FOOT

LMAO only Bortles

kek I actually went there. It was pretty shit

>off the foot pick
Ahahahaha goddammit jags.

>off his fucking foot

Hey guys im a jags fan.

Should I kill myself now or after the game? I believe this must be hell.

Southeast nigga

>Green Bay

What the fuck?

Yeah, seriously. The fuck Green Bay?

godgers to houston when

Gays not welcome.

Who is this qt sugoi bb?

h-he's a big guy

For (you)

wasn't your mayor gay?

Sakura Nene
>this is a college-aged adult in Japan

#notmymayor

Do either of these teams even have any fans?

Observers? Maybe. Fans? Eh.

Shes a cute! I want one!

I'm a fan

And I'm a huge bortles fan. I think he's farve but he's balding so he's having confidence issues.

>I think he's farve but he's balding so he's having confidence issues
lol

I guess I was speaking more as a Houstonian. Really was a sarcastic/cynical statement.

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>Lamar Miller is hurt
Oh God dammit.

>Miller is kill

Fuck me were the most injured team every year i fking swear

Definitely feels like it. Might be true this year.

The lack of depth on both sides of the ball really hurts us in that aspect too (God dammit Rick Smith).

just forfeit the playoff spot tbqh

>Lamar gets hurt
>Texans fan so drafted him in the second round in fantasy
>May leave after only getting those 50 yards and falling short of a TD

I have no words. The offense will be back to throwing at Hopkins again if Alfred Blue is the starting RB

>The offense will be back to throwing at Hopkins again if Alfred Blue is the starting RB

Looks like it sort of is already.

novak pls

Aaand Novak sucks donkey dicks.

Time for a Jacksonville hurry-up touchdown.

>novak wide left
>novak wide right
F.A.M ...

fucking bork

Does Osweiler even know how to throw near a fucking receiver? Jesus, it's like watching an overgrown, bad high school QB.

Well, yeah, kind of. The difference this season is that Brock doesn't actually give Hopkins a chance to catch the ball. He stares him down, throws it into double coverage, then wonders why Hopkins couldn't make the catch. Its ridiculous

>le pick man throws pick 6 and another int
>yet jags are only down by 4

it's gonna be one of those games, isn't it

It's like Brock doesn't know what the FUCK a parabola is. His passes to Hopkins are so fucking flat. It's annoying.

Huh, I guess Lamar isn't hurt that bad. That, or they shot him up with pain killers during halftime.

DUVALLLL

The starcows are awful lmao

And I'm a Jags fan! Eternally aids

does osweiler just plan on staring down every receiver or

Do you think if bortles shaved his head and join a white nationalist group he would get his groove back?

That bald spot on his head is growing and it's hurting his confidence. He needs to make a change. He needs a new look.

Seems like it.

Jeeze, how do you overthrow that?

you could tell someone that both teams have backup qbs playing and they'd believe you, holy shit what a terrible pass

As a Toxinsfag, I secretly hope every week that Osweiler gets injured somehow and the Texans throw in Savage, just so I don't have to watch Osweiler's bullshit.

Seriously don't know why the Texans aren't running fucking LEFT.

Hopkins getting outplayed by the rookie. Let's be honest, he has regressed this year.

Regressed AND Osweiler sucks balls.

>running on 3rd and 13

>draw play on third and long

every.fucking.time.

MEMECCHI

Typical conservative play calling by O'Brien. Pisses me off to no end.

Osweiler is no excuse for drops. Good WRs make it happen.

The MEmES user!

The point is that Osweiler isn't giving Hopkins much of a chance in hell to even MAKE it happen. Granted, there are some passes he should catch, but most of the passes from Osweiler are horrible.

buttholes looks like big ben

>that terrible drive
>that terrible special teams

just score and end this already houston

FUCK YEAH SPECIAL TEAMS COMIN' UP BIG.

THANK YOU BASED SPECIAL TEAMS

Returnvin?

We got our own section of texans fans @jacksonville LOL

Ye.

>mexican who loves the texans

heh

dont make fun of mexibro he's one of us

Poor jags

F

Is next week mexico city?

Dammit, Jackson. Stop bein' a dumbass.

at least im not a filthy bandwagoner

yis

Yes, highest altitude NFL game in history.

ah yes the patented unnecessary timeout by Gus

Who would you rather have? Osweiler or Bortles?

a bullet to the head