I have an hold idea Sup Forums let's submit a post to Fox News and CNN called
"The drug known as VAPORWAVE".
Basically we tell them that a new online drug called “Vaporwave” is dangerous and has been used by underage children in Japan. It does not come in any physical form/shape instead you watch a video with illusions that can cause stimulations of the brain while watching it. EXAMPLE :
>A very known case about the "VAPORWAVE" drug was in Japan, when a 13-year old boy named Hiroyuki Nagasaki was found overdosed by the drug while mumbling songs from the 80s and walking unconsciously at a railway station in Tokyo. >The case sparked a nationwide debate in Japan about protecting children from drugs.
>Now the activity has been seen by many individuals in the U.S as well.
>What is special about the drug is that is does not come in any physical shape instead it is consumed online by watching clips in the title called "ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ".
>18-year old Bryan Anonsaun had his life falling when he watched one of the clips called "ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣＳ" found on a underground websites where users are told to watch the videos on their own risk.
>Bryan said that the first 20 minutes felt relaxing while watching the clip but just half an hour later he started to feel very unconscious as well as he started to suffocate drastically.
>Luckily Bryan's mom Dune Anonsaun found him and started to blow air into his mouth to save his life. Dune anonymously told us in an interview that he saw him lying down on the floor with a blue face while mumbling weird phrases from his mouth.
doesnt work if you say it's from Japan. They have 0 drugs there. Also it reeks too hard of memes too.
Nathan Fisher
Why not spread rumours of a Clinton / trump assassination instead
Daniel Campbell
they got a lot of meth but besides that there is really nothing else
Alexander Bailey
>Underground website
Cooper Wilson
It is not really a drug in physical shape it is a video that makes people high and it can be found on underground websites.
Oliver Hall
like "bineural beats" or what?
Jayden Diaz
they did 10 something years ago but not anymore. $80/g weed or shrooms if you go hiking maybe, but that's it.
Anthony Wright
Yeah kinda
Thomas Long
japs should legalize weed to calm down from that tentacle porn
James Cook
But lets do it then, Fox News have always been stuoid enough to believ these shit stories. It'd be hillarious to see them making a news report about it like we saw with the "They call themselves Anonymous" shit.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Weed was smoked in abundance there until the war on drugs. They still have weed temples dotted around and some monks are allowed to use small amounts in some ceremonies. About a year or 2 ago they re-opened one of their largest weed farms for medical research.
Weed grows wild in Japan, specially up north. Police set up cameras and man-traps around known plants near popular hiking trails. Hokkaido has some areas where fields and fields of it grow wild, so naturally rather than selling it to help pay off their insane national debt they burn it all in a huge operation wasting lots of time and money.
Shrooms were legal there until about 2003 or so but the modern generation there is so brainwashed that they don't even know that they used to be legal.
They used to have a meth problem a decade or two ago but they fixed it with an efficient police force and by outlawing lots of foreign medication. You can't even get ritalin or even basic over the counter meds like neurofen or sudafed there, and you can get in shit for trying to bring 'em in too.
I have a mate who's a Yak. If the US legalised weed on a national level Japan would probably follow suit within 5 years, in all honesty. As a nation they pretty much can't think for themselves, but they'll copy pretty much what any other country is doing.
