Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Jennifer Lawrence standing there
>She looks at you
Wat do???

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/xe_53ks0SeM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Fuck her :v

Give bowl of cereal.

Send to bed.

Show her my play station an then have some fun.

All of the eggs

unload 8 shells of pic related into her center mass

...

>say wtf and let her explain herself
>try to stare at her tits for a while without getting caught
>wank over the thought of fucking jenny law in my living room once she is gone

Say hello!

Take pics of butthole, restart fappening

>walk into user's house
>see him hiding a boner while staring at the floor
>see JLaw staring directly at him
>she's clearly on some sort of hallucinogen
>walk up to her and announce i'm there to tripsit her
>she grabs my hand and leads me to the couch where we fuck like monkeys for hours
>user waits there politely until we're done
>i see him sniff the couch as we're leaving

Pull my 9mm and put a few rounds into her chest. I don't fuck with home intruders.

Lick her asshole for a little bit, eat on that little pussy of hers for a lil bit then have some anal sex and finish by titty fucking her and unloading on her face....

The joke's on you, OP. I'm homeless!

turn around 360° and walk away

Jennifer Lawrence would be so much fun to hang out with

ask her if she can validate the completness of yer fappening nudes directory

don't really like her and think she's kinda ugly and anooying but yeah i would hold her down and give her the best 1 hour of her life and kick her out of the house

>stare my feet
>don't say a word
>once she leaves my basement download fappening pics and masturbate

>couch smells terrible
>traces of cum everywhere
>note down license number of nemesis user as he's driving away
>invite fat neighbour girl over on sunny skirt day
>make her sit her fat ass on stinky cum couch
>impregnated.jpg
>throw out couch
>find out everything about nemesis user
>send cryptic messages to fat neighbour girl, clearly coming from nemesis user
>wait 3 months
>send fat neighbour girl other cryptic message with pregnancy test attached
>heavily imply sleep rape
>the results are in
>positive.exe
>mfw nemesis user is jailed for fucking jenny law in my living room

I say, "Hello, sweety, I think you might have wandered into the wrong house. Is there someone we can call for you, or would you like to borrow a phone? Oh, and my wife has a pot of stew on, it's really quite delicious, with pumpkin, beef, and cabbage. Would you care for some?"

grab her by the pussy

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL XD

...

Use her tongue as toilet paper

Kick her out of my house with her ugly fish eyes and dumpy man body.

Not sure how any of you fags can find her attractive.

> turn around 360° and walk away

Your walking towards her? What then

You'd walk right into her.....

>I show her her nudes from fappening
>tell her i did not fap to them
>i give her some boiled eggs to eat
> i let her go with good feelings
>fap with dem good feelings
>eat dem leftovers of boiled eggs she didnt want to eat

...

This

>Speaks to the ground when saying this
>Body stiff as a fucking tree lost ability to move in any way
>Doesn't have a wife just want her to think I'm normal so she will get jealous and fuck me on the spot
>FML why did that seem like a good idea
>Begin to panic what if she finds out I'm a depressed crazy lunatic who wants to give her the D
>Begin to mumble "You are healthy, you are good" just like therapist told me to when anxious
>Realise JL running away
>Thank god can now go fap

...

Ask her if she brought the tequila....if not toss her ass out the window and tell her not to come back without it

...

>Grab her by the pussy
>Fuck her right in the pussy.
>Mfw she's just a cat.
>Wake up, Neo!

HAAAA

I've done almost that exact shit man. I'm such a sperg anymore. Pretty girl walking my direction. Opposite sides if parking lot so pretty long walk. She's looking at me smiling like say hey! Keep walking. Literally start to stare down a fucking storm drain as we pass each other. Jesus Christ I used to never be this way. What has happened to me.

...

all three replies are just as cancerous as the post.

gj faggots

Tell her to gas herself

Panic and look for hidden cameras because I would think I'm on a TV show

Ask if she wants some cake from my birthday party last night. Then cry.

Tell her she's a massive cunt for what she did to a friend of mine

Wanna see your nudes?

Finish masturbating.

I'd probably show her the door. She's actually pretty ugly and is apparently a total bitch

You got it quick!

Drill a nice large caliber hole in my wall to attach the chain that i ordered from ebay.

>im gone rescue the white taxon

Didnt kanye got declared nuts because he was actually red pilled as fuck, knowing about the kikes industrialist and destruction of this world?
youtu.be/xe_53ks0SeM