>be me >go to record store because they have went out of business and and are foreclosing the day after >massive sale on records, pick up bowie and king crimson vinyl >notice chad and his girlfriend, “rose” ahead of me in line >pretentiousnormiename.jpg >they complain they’ve searched all over the store for the latest weeknd record >cashier tells them in a broken eurofag french accent to search the pop section or rhythm&blues section >they search again, to no avail >they come back and do their spiel >french cashier walks to the r&b section, finds starboy vinyl and says
