Get me laid, Sup Forums
Get me laid, Sup Forums
Use your hand.
"Ruth" looks like he's ready to dock with you
Send: ,,Thy scat, my cat. Can i bang??"
get pics of ruth's dangus
Ask if she wants some dick pics, mom told me woman like that.
Dubs picks my opener
sup bitch
Nice lipstick, toots. Sure would look good smeared all over my dick.
"My therapist said I should get a girlfriend."
show us yer cock lad
This. Rollllll
I can only cum from the theme song to titanic
Fuck it, this will do
ralins
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lol filthy keltic bitch
"I just wanked. I call it a 'ruthless'"
In a world, where the last glimmer of hope lies in utter truthfulness, I confess to you that these words come not from me but from a stranger who got selected randomly. Forgive me.
Hi, I'm Mark.
I DID NOT TOUCH HER! I DID NAWT
Oh geeze
i have to tell you by law that im a sex offender, but i have been chemically castrated
Some of these are really fucking funny, I'll send them to other matches
roll
Different grill
>figgles
Dubs picks opener for other matches, i have about 100 sitting here
>keyboard
roll for preemptive white knight
Real name is ava unfortunately
You can call me Daddy, but i'd prefer you didn't.
I constantly forget this
100 matches. Sexy user is sexy. I get like 1 a year
"esrsfghkulojlnbggfh"
I got Tiny peel
I'm here to fuck ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of ass
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WINRAR U BETAR DELIVAR
dubs have spoken!
Digits
Kek
Call me the postman
I'll just call you faggot
send it fgt
unmatch me you fucking faggot
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>not sent
Soft spot for Jodi detected
You'll be North Korea, I'll be Kim-Jon Un.
Anything funny Sup Forums? She's fuck ugly with uuuuge jugs
I'm into femdom. Pegging is a must. I can provide a strap-on if need be.
do me a favour love and open the curtains, i dont have xray vision
Navy copy pasta, after she says something about you
you're a big girl
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I have a huge milk fetish. Can I feast on your udders?
it could be peceived as ultimately charming if a man loses his very ability to speak in sight of sweet Jodi. OP, there is no shame in delivering!
Is it painful hauling dem titties round all day?
I'M THE JOKER BABY
Not dubs but funny so
This puts things into perspective
You guys are killing me
Thanks.
Her name in french is a Slang for Dicks though. You should Inform her.
Dubs
time for bashing butts as well as theeese nuts...
Hey bitch wanna fuck?
Dubs. Do it
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"At the moment the DotA 2 - Kiev Major tournament playoffs are going on - and yet I am here chatting you up. This is just astonishing."
*watches you quietly in the corner* ^-^ *Too nervous to say hi xD* *You see me watching you* "Nǐ hǎo ^-^ m'lady" *blushing xD ^-^ ^-^*
The most unlikely of messages gets a reply
What next?
I like these threads
Give me some evidence and I'll do it
No, bet my special ed teacher told me I have a bright future.
alright, I'll be that one cunt who doesnt joke with OP
send this op
>"I've got a trash can with your name on it."
>"Woops, that was meant for my arch nemesis"
>"But I've got a nice dumpster if you wanna dive with me"
no my house is a bungalow
Which one are you? Right or left or both?
I take things slow, so expect a long and engaging conversation before we can decrease distance. I am willing to invest very much into this, so the chance to not answering you are slim to none.
>911
>11
Checked.
And laughed.
dubs, pick an opener for me kind sir
How much water do you waste a year? Exactly?
Dub dubs have spoken
Hey! Just wondering if youre interested in a threesome with me and my gay brother?
send nudes cunt
Jugs replied, still looking for a reply to femdom pegging girl
NP vs Complexity just started, I will come back to you after glorious victory. Who are you rooting for btw?
I'd give you more than a sore back
Hey girl you can call me the final solution.
Because I'll kill you in the shower.
high from massaging my prostate
" im into horsecock "
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You have five words to prove you're worth it. Go.
That's worrying. I'm a doctor, mind if I take a look?
This
reroll
Lol'd
Roll for dis
For you.
No, the saying goes: "Hi, how are you?"
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