Get me laid, Sup Forums

Get me laid, Sup Forums

Use your hand.

"Ruth" looks like he's ready to dock with you

Send: ,,Thy scat, my cat. Can i bang??"

get pics of ruth's dangus

Ask if she wants some dick pics, mom told me woman like that.

Dubs picks my opener

sup bitch

Nice lipstick, toots. Sure would look good smeared all over my dick.

"My therapist said I should get a girlfriend."

show us yer cock lad

This. Rollllll

I can only cum from the theme song to titanic

Fuck it, this will do

ralins

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lol filthy keltic bitch

"I just wanked. I call it a 'ruthless'"

In a world, where the last glimmer of hope lies in utter truthfulness, I confess to you that these words come not from me but from a stranger who got selected randomly. Forgive me.

Hi, I'm Mark.

I DID NOT TOUCH HER! I DID NAWT

Oh geeze

i have to tell you by law that im a sex offender, but i have been chemically castrated

Some of these are really fucking funny, I'll send them to other matches

roll

Different grill

>figgles

Dubs picks opener for other matches, i have about 100 sitting here

>keyboard

roll for preemptive white knight

Real name is ava unfortunately

You can call me Daddy, but i'd prefer you didn't.

I constantly forget this

100 matches. Sexy user is sexy. I get like 1 a year

"esrsfghkulojlnbggfh"

I got Tiny peel

I'm here to fuck ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of ass

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WINRAR U BETAR DELIVAR

dubs have spoken!

Digits

Kek

Call me the postman

I'll just call you faggot

send it fgt

unmatch me you fucking faggot

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>not sent
Soft spot for Jodi detected

You'll be North Korea, I'll be Kim-Jon Un.

Anything funny Sup Forums? She's fuck ugly with uuuuge jugs

I'm into femdom. Pegging is a must. I can provide a strap-on if need be.

do me a favour love and open the curtains, i dont have xray vision

Navy copy pasta, after she says something about you

you're a big girl

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World War II (often abbreviated to WWII or WW2), also known as the Second World War, was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945, although related conflicts began earlier. It involved the vast majority of the world's countries—including all of the great powers—eventually forming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis. It was the most widespread war in history, and directly involved more than 100 million people from over 30 countries. In a state of "total war", the major participants threw their entire economic, industrial, and scientific capabilities behind the war effort, erasing the distinction between civilian and military resources. Marked by mass deaths of civilians, including the Holocaust (in which approximately 11 million people were killed)[1][2] and the strategic bombing of industrial and population centres (in which approximately one million were killed, and which included the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki),[3] it resulted in an estimated 50 million to 85 million fatalities. These made World War II the deadliest conflict in human history.

I have a huge milk fetish. Can I feast on your udders?

it could be peceived as ultimately charming if a man loses his very ability to speak in sight of sweet Jodi. OP, there is no shame in delivering!

Is it painful hauling dem titties round all day?

I'M THE JOKER BABY

Not dubs but funny so

This puts things into perspective

You guys are killing me

Thanks.

Her name in french is a Slang for Dicks though. You should Inform her.

Dubs

time for bashing butts as well as theeese nuts...

Hey bitch wanna fuck?

Dubs. Do it

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"At the moment the DotA 2 - Kiev Major tournament playoffs are going on - and yet I am here chatting you up. This is just astonishing."

*watches you quietly in the corner* ^-^ *Too nervous to say hi xD* *You see me watching you* "Nǐ hǎo ^-^ m'lady" *blushing xD ^-^ ^-^*

The most unlikely of messages gets a reply

What next?

I like these threads

Give me some evidence and I'll do it

No, bet my special ed teacher told me I have a bright future.

alright, I'll be that one cunt who doesnt joke with OP
send this op
>"I've got a trash can with your name on it."
>"Woops, that was meant for my arch nemesis"
>"But I've got a nice dumpster if you wanna dive with me"

no my house is a bungalow

Which one are you? Right or left or both?

I take things slow, so expect a long and engaging conversation before we can decrease distance. I am willing to invest very much into this, so the chance to not answering you are slim to none.

>911
>11

Checked.

And laughed.

dubs, pick an opener for me kind sir

How much water do you waste a year? Exactly?

Dub dubs have spoken

Hey! Just wondering if youre interested in a threesome with me and my gay brother?

send nudes cunt

Jugs replied, still looking for a reply to femdom pegging girl

NP vs Complexity just started, I will come back to you after glorious victory. Who are you rooting for btw?

I'd give you more than a sore back

Hey girl you can call me the final solution.

Because I'll kill you in the shower.

high from massaging my prostate

" im into horsecock "

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You have five words to prove you're worth it. Go.

That's worrying. I'm a doctor, mind if I take a look?

This

reroll

Lol'd

Roll for dis

For you.

No, the saying goes: "Hi, how are you?"

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