HEY I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME

HEY I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME

Teach me how to play perfect chess

Help me become a billionaire

suck my dick

M A K E
A M E R I C A
G R E A T
A G A I N

Suck it!!!

Take 2 strokes off my cum record

I want to be the most popular kid at school

Eat this pinecone

he could actually suck it for a sec then disappear, since you didnt specify you wanted to cum

kek

Hey mr meeseeks, exist forever.

Have fun going insane.

make season 3 come faster

Fuck off that's not how he works.

Where does it say that buddy boy?

Kill all members of the current us government

Have you even watched the episode you fucking idiot.

Indeed I have.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN DOOOOOOO

Sell your toenails

In that case, hey Mr meeseeks!
I don't want to die alone, i want at least you to be there with me. No other Meeseeks could do it.
I trust you Mr Meeseeks. I love you.

Kill yourself

Just like when your dog crawled under the deck - everyone dies alone

Fucking Donnie Darko's Grandma Death flashbacks.
Bitch was scary.

You know that you are asking him to kill you... right?