what's the worst thing youve ever done user? I stole a car stereo just for fun and then threw it in the trash while high af on Jagermeister
I also took a shit on a chair and left it in the main Quad area of my jr. high school for the whole school to see and I pulled that stunt off by breaking in to the school at night.
Ayden Scott
Where did you get your hands on psychedelic Jaegermeister? I've only ever gotten drunk from drinking that.
Aaron King
high/drunk same fucking shit fagola
Owen Wright
It really isn't though. Drunk is one sort of chemical reaction in your body, high as another. But keep talking, it'll make it easier for me to guess your age.
David Lewis
my dad uses the word "high" for being drunk sometimes and thats where I got it from. It's an old expression. He's 74 and I'm 40. Now are you gonna post about your dirty deeds or are you just gonna talk shit?
Sebastian Johnson
you truly are autistic
Leo Scott
Wow, you're such a rebel!
I shot at a nigger acting niggerish in front of my house. Also put a knife to a niggers throat at a gas station, because he was being a nigger.
Jackson Phillips
i gave your dad herpes
Camden Wright
well put my friend the guys totally missing the point of the thread. I just wanna hear some fucked up stuff people have done that's all.
I also came on the floor of the detention room of my jr. high school because I was sent there under false premises and was really pissd about it.
Lucas Jones
>Appeal to authority. Then he's just as dumb as you are. Words mean specific things for a reason. Samefagging won't make you seem more correct either.
Joshua Sullivan
so one chemical gets you fucked up another chemical gets you fucked up
yet theyre so different that you feel the need to say with 100% certainty that you are correct and insult somebody else in the process? meanwhile being incorrect the whole time proving to everybody else that you're an idiot.
how are they different?
Mason Morales
Stealing numerous things, mostly small and alcohol, biggest being a set of golf clubs. Used to run around town writing on houses/cars with sharpies.
Parker Rodriguez
Sup Forums has been overrun by four year olds.
Ian Brown
whatd ya end up doing with the golf clubs?
Christopher Gonzalez
Just played with them, still have them and use a couple to this day.
John Morales
Cheat on all my boyfriends, stole at least 100 bottles of alcohol when I was younger because they never suspected anything from a cute girl xD uhh.. yeah tbh guess im not that evil
Christopher Walker
dont worry...its not a contest....and if it was, the guy who shot and stabbed 2 niggers already won so forget about it!
Adrian Miller
In junior high the day before classes started I snuck into the school and squeezed silicon glue into all the door locks and gates. It total fucked up the first day as no one could get into the classes or offices. Even the janitors door was sealed and he had to go to the hardware store and buy a saw and cut open all the locks. He-he. That was so fucking fun. I hated school!!!
Blake Parker
You were the one who started with the name calling friend. You're to one asserting that to different mental states, brought on by two different compounds are the same thing.
Michael Cruz
gay
Brayden Brooks
Checked, and >tits or gtfo
Anthony Davis
I'm pretty positive I accidentally killed my dog by 'kicking' him.
I mean it's not like I reared back and gave a good swing at him with my foot. I came into the kitchen and he was about to pull a pizza off the counter, just being a doggo. Hands were full so I reached out with my foot and tried to just nudge him away, but I think I just did too hard and he took a really awkward fall to the floor. He immediately yelped and straightened up like a person would from a seizure. I could tell he couldn't really breathe. I held him not knowing what to do and in about 15 seconds he was gone.
Blake Powell
That's really sad, user
Chase Hill
I should add he was only about 10-12 weeks old.
Justin Davis
now i regret starting this thread...that's awful user...i know it wasnt on purpose but still
Ethan Long
Your dog was pretty damn weak if falling over could kill him almost instantly like that. Should probably get a better dog next time.
Samuel Perez
I found a little lizard at work one day. Kept him in a container until I got home. Then I ripped his little lizard legs off as well as most of his tail. That didn't actually kill him so I waited a little and then flushed him down the toilet.
I guess if I had to pick I'd say that's the worst thing, at least what most people would consider the worst.
Adam Bell
Sort of similarly, I had a pet lizard once but got tired of taking care of it. Even though that consisted of almost no effort. So I just stopped, and watched how long it lived in it's cage without food or water. I think it took a couple of weeks for it to starve.
Charles Jones
broke into 15-20 cars in one night stabbed someone in self defense sold drugs here and there
come get me feds
Matthew Cox
I haven't filed taxes in three years.
Jaxon Wood
r.i.p
Liam Gutierrez
at least the girl that kicked her dog did it on accident. You're a sadistic fuck arnt ya
Joshua Long
>did a BnE with a buddy while we were on a ski trip. >room we bust into is being renovated and re-painted >pooped in open paint bucket >Broke almost every window >broke BBQ >stole microwave >destroyed furniture with an axe >throw TV off the balcony >leave
Hunter Cox
>be me >be 12 in blockbuster picking out vidya to rent >find copy of syphon filter >mfw I only played the demo and always wanted to play it >excitementboner.gif >get up to the counter with parents to rent game >sorry little user, all copies have been rented. Go pick out another game >go back to vidya isle and excitement boner morphs into a disappointment urge to piss >piss in the floor in front of the PlayStation games >walk through soggy piss soaked blue carpet back to parents >couldn't find another game mom, let's just go home
Went to blockbuster many more times after that, nothing was ever said.
Josiah Morales
Holy fucking kek
Logan Howard
>teenage angst + autism
Jace Sullivan
Well that's really their fault for leaving the paint open.
Noah Rivera
Pretty much. We still don't really know why we did it. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Jeremiah Ortiz
i'm sure you'll have even worst things to confess to in the future. you'll probably become a serial killer, if you're not already.
Gabriel Stewart
coke doesnt "make" people do anything, you were just retarded to begin with
Sebastian Walker
Walked through a video store and grocery store while wearing a black overcoat and Swastika armband, video store patron was like "are you serious?". Slammed a kids hand in a locker once, made a teacher cry by ignoring her and insulting her, threatened a friend, bullied a kid for a few years verbally.
Zachary Brooks
As of yet only reply warranting a "NEAT" good on you user.
Bentley Perez
Gb2/Facebook/
Jace Ross
>be me >be at walmart with a friend >she's getting some makeup thing >waiting for her to finish looking, start wandering around the makeup section >come upon some type of display stand >lots of sections that hold specific types of makeup pencils >each one has a little plastic thing that marks it >reach out and pull one of the plastic things off >oh >put it in my coat pocket >keep it >still have it to this day
Kayden Howard
Gb2/normie internet/
I bet you don't even own a tower.
Cameron Anderson
Faggot.
You don't belong here.
Ryan Robinson
You need to go back.
Turn off your phone. Use it only for Facebook.
Zachary Cox
one time i trapped a fly in a plastic water bottle, then poured white out into the bottle ans watched as the fly slowly suffocated from the fumes
it was kinda disturbing actually
Xavier Hill
>be 12 >younger brother a toddler >dropped him on his head by accident >didn't tell anyone >brother got older and had a stutter >thought it was my fault
Evan Morgan
I cuckholded a guy Story If interested
Jaxon Reyes
If you hit him in the face real hard it might fix it.
It worked for a lisp in "The Cable Guy"
Ryan Stewart
Worth it. Syphon Filter best game
Tyler Fisher
Man, you were 12 when you did this
I wonder what kind of shit person you grew up to be
Cooper Torres
Does anyone else watch this show?
Christopher Jenkins
Fuck it >be me >21 years >this girl who I'd loved since highschool calls me randomly >we talk now and again but her just up and calling me is weird >answer and she goes immediately into a sobbing rant about how lonely she feels, and how her boyfriend doesn't care about her >yadda yadda >ask if there's anything I can do >she has me come over >she lives like a block away from me, I walk over >she collapses in my arms at the door >her and boyfriend, let's call him skinny, had fought before he went to work he was mad that she'd been talking and (in his mind) flirting with other guys >she said it wasn't so >she had been moping and feeling sorry for herself >he got home from work at 6 >it was only 11 now. >idea >at this point we were on her couch >slide closer to her and kind of side hug her >she leans her head on my shoulder Witnessme.jpeg >tilt her head back and kiss her >she's shocked at first but pulls me in closer >I start nibbling her ear and kissing her neck and collar bone area >'ohhh user you're so baddd' >I shimmy her jeans off >her pussy was shaved >I spread it open and tongued her clit >she's moaning and arching her back grinding her pussy against my face >I start fingering her >in about a minute I can feel her pussy contracting and she moans like a whore >after about a minute she looks at me with doe eyes and says "your turn user" >I stand up and whip out my cock >eight inches when fully erect but only semi now >looks at it like it's the first one she'd ever seen >takes it gingerly in her mouth Diamonds.jpeg >she deepthroats me for about five minutes and I bust my load into her waiting throat > about an hour of cuddling goes by >I'm diamonds again
Carson Wright
spraypainted DEAD PEOPLE SUCK on an ambulance once shot my neighbours dog oops got blowjobs from a whore for babysitting her kid
Brody Torres
Understand I'd been wanting to do this for years, and I truly loved this girl >I bend her over the couch and start lapping at her pussy from behind >within minute she's wet, moaning and ready for it >I slide my cock in her >she must've had a fever because her pussy felt so hot (temperature wise) wrapped around my cock >fucking tight as fuck >she's pushing back >bouncing off my cock Good Gawwwd >it felt like a minute it was so good >more like five or six >but two orgasms for her later I cum inside her About an hour passes she cooks me some eggs and bacon, Lovey Dovey couple shit Three rolls around >'skinny is back in an hour user' Sadness rolls over me, he gets her every day and I have to go back to loving and lusting from afar >I grab her by the shoulders >kiss her firm and deeply >Slip her housecoat off her it falls to the floor >I throw her over her kitchen table >I pull her ass cheeks apart and tongue fuck her booty >"put it up my butt user" >I grab some lube from her room >she's waiting for me on the table holding her ass open for me >I lube my cock and her asshole up >I slip inside her >slow long strokes >Reaching around and rub her clit >Kinda lean over and pull her up >Kiss her long and hard >feel her orgasm >"I love you user" >"I love you too she-user" >we both cum one last time >it's three thirty by the time I leave >I never saw her again >we still talk sometimes My biggest regret to this day is not being with her >mfw she's still with skinny
Aaron Taylor
underrated
Elijah Murphy
i think im the only one
Kayden Murphy
I'm pretty average to be honest, bit of a drinking problem if anything
.Agreed, I still love that game.
Gavin Barnes
God damn you sound pathetic
the way you describe the situation, being in love with her
And especially not being with her being your biggest regret, especially after her being the cheating type. I mean multiple times in one night. You think you're the only one?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Parker Hall
Where are you at?
Just finished the second episode of the second season.
Angel Kelly
how do you break into a car
Austin Robinson
Checked
Easton Miller
>what's the worst thign youve ever done Open this thread. It's shit and you're shit OP.
Jason Thompson
how do you break into cars
Andrew Long
>break the window >use a slim-Jim >doors might be key accessible and can lock pick
Not him, but surely you're not this fucking thick.
Noah Price
Maybe. Life is strange ain't it
Adrian Stewart
I kidnapped a girl, got her strung out on drugs, spent all her money (7000), let all my friends fuck her, and dumped her broke on the other side of the country at a teuckstop and never saw her again. Got back to her house before she did and robbed her of the rest of her things.
One of many.
Mason Robinson
>never done anything especially bad >never really done anything especially good >no highs or lows >no interesting stories
Nathaniel Allen
S2 E6 at least he banged her. Too bad she was really the aggressor but that's to be expected with those 2 leads
Hudson Price
I was really hoping that scene with the super hipster girl in the bar was going to go to a quick cut of her in a sex scene.
Christian Myers
Checked
Henry Rogers
I honestly think it was deleting my sister's animal crossing save.
Possibly the most heartless thing I've ever done in my life.
Brayden Miller
its easy. you can pull handles until you find one thats unlocked, or you can break the window with a hammer. youd be surprised how hard it is to break some car windows
Jacob Rogers
Jesus fucking kek.
Dominic Scott
that would of surprised the shit out of me cuz i wasn't thinking that at all
Landon Baker
...
Carson Turner
>be me 11 >2:30 computer class >learning how to type and shit >I was a nerd and I didn't really need to be in this class >went home found out everyone had same password >went on the fattest most autisticist kids account >boosted him up and got him a b+ as a grade
Caleb Phillips
Took out all of the required reading books from my college library for an upcoming test.
Only I passed.
Ok, look, we can't all be cool rebels here.
Owen Ortiz
>drunk >walking home after last call >see car with truck ajar >What do we have here >some fresh pumas, gym bag and sports gear >still wear that stuff to the gym to this day
Christopher King
I thought about it because how quickly he fucked that whitch actress.
Alexander Reed
sure yeah but he was too distracted with texting to do anything else at the time i guess
idk this show is like the 30 somethings answer to The Wonder Years
Brody Young
>be me 13 >be badass >In elementary had problem with this kid >all talk was a dick and acted like everyone thought he was cool >1 day he brings his gameboy to school >made a plan to become his friend and get his gameboy >2 weeks later get his locker code >1 day after I got it his mom got pissed and beat the shit out of him for losing it >never got caught because he wasnt suppose to bring it to school anyway
Parker Phillips
Good shit.
Colton Collins
>squatter on my property living in a trailer >tried to talk to the guy, was always high on one hard drug or another >left multiple notes on the door for about a week in a row >legally told nothing i can do for 90 days >buddy and i board up every possible exit to the trailer camper at night with 2x4s, starting with door and working our way around >larger windows first so he cant get out >squatter was too cracked out to hear our drills, or was passed out >hitched up the trailer to my truck, drove it off my property and down the road to a bridge that has no guard rails on one side even though there is about a 200 foot drop into white-water rapids >shut off engine to hear if anyone else was driving around >can hear the crackhead squatter screaming and pounding on the walls >back up trailer until back axle was within inches of the edge with buddies help >unhitch >lower trailer jack so it lines up with my hitch ball >reverse.gif
Noah Flores
Kek.
I watch it because 1) I live in LA and am in the peripheral of the industry so these aspects are really funny to me. 2) I watch to see Gillian in sexual scenes.
Isaiah Taylor
And then what happened
Juan Ortiz
I just finished the second season, the MC gets CUCKED really hard.. mickie fucks her ex and tries to get gus to commit to her even more. This is such a stupid fucking show lmao
Tyler Martinez
Trusted/listened to the wrong people, and based my life around what they told me in my early to mid-20s. I'm paying for it now, and will be for the rest of my life.
Parker Hughes
>my dad uses the word "high" for being drunk sometimes Uh, hate to break it to you, but your dad wasn't just drunk.
Luke Stewart
>when you make Gillian Jacobs look fucking ugly
Brayden Robinson
Sounds like something from a movie.
Landon King
dont know exactly, we hauled ass out. went back a few days later and there was only the frame left, all the panels must have went downstream. no police reports, but body parts were found about a month later in the reservoir the river drained to, that were said to be estimated a month old
Chase Powell
lol what
Dominic Morgan
Top fucking kek my dude
Robert Morris
i lnew a girl who made gillian jacobs look ugly as fuck. those eyes
Liam Cox
never had second thoughts about hurting or killing the crackhead, just about getting caught
Jeremiah Garcia
>things that never happened
Dylan Torres
While living in a foreign country for an extended period of time, I was rude as fuck to the locals in response to how I was being treated. I eventually stopped and began to love it, but to this day, I live in constant regret for how I behaved. I only want their forgiveness.