/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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Why are IDs even gone?

Looking for pot in Wellington

Looking for nudes in Dunedin

Dunedin

I have got a stainless steel set of pots w/ copper base, 5 pots there all with lids, biggest is a 10L pasta boiling pot. One hour north of wellington, I want $150 for the set.

You keen?

That's actually a fucking good deal...

Omg NZ thread. Post em large peeps

so I'm an NZ citizen, living in UK thanks to my damn parents. this country's fucked, what are the rules on bringing a non-NZ wife and kid over? I'm a lorry driver so I should be able to get work, but I was wondering if it's like this fucking shit country where you have to be earning quite a lot to bring a foreign family with you? wife is swedish, my kid's a UK citizen (but surely should be entitled to NZ through me, right?)

Post your best Winnie Ps

forgot to add I was born in waihi but brought to UK as a baby, I didn't get my UK citizenship til I was 16 but I kept my NZ passport

that is a shit meme.

That's a pretty damn good deal

Copped a whole bunch is based make up today lads.

Tell us what you gained.

a pack of darts

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what ya listening to, thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=PMyDK3VHYPw

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That is the first time I noticed the tattoo.

youtube.com/watch?v=gHf4PNPjKDo

hawkes bay

excellent choice

Why are there no good prostitutes in Auckland?

Anyone near queenstown wanna fight?

You will be welcomed as honorary citizen.

NZ has a main North-South trunk and many sub routs in between. You could live in an area with lower cost housing and still drive up and down the country.

Any money you have saved will go 3 times as far over here.

She Loves You by The Beatles.

>no proper link at the tubes

*boing*

>Sprung

Coz they see you coming.

Anymore?

Whos in the red? I swear i know her

Hello, boys!

Phoebe

phoebe

anyone here in Auckland University? There's a bunch of "Fight the Right" posters all around the place. I was planning to post pepe faces over the posters if I had some other people willing to do it for the meme too.

Legit keen.

who

Is this a legitimate reason to move to Hawks Bay?

I have a valid NZ passport, it's not my citizenship I'm concerned about, but what's the case with my wife and daughter? can they just claim it through me?

Do it.

Also send them to that Susan Devoy and other 'top' people. Make it a big thing, the media will report on it.

Be shits and giggles. Trolling/meming 'real life'.

Winnie P been photographed with it already. It's time to meme NZ.

Jokes isn't who I thought

Sounds like every guy in Dunedin knows this slut too

Chch

I've ripped bongs with her, she's all good

That is prime example of smoking hot south island maori girl. Hot asf, a bit different from some of the north island horys.

I have had the luck of acquaintance of several other ethnic dunedin maori's that look like her cuzzies or some shit, absolutely smoking hot.

What did you have for din din?

Dunners reporting in

Did you hear about the massive anti rape culture protests outside parilament today?

going on a plane tomorrow.
wut do.

How many guys came inside her?

Went out and had pork ribs.

eat a bunch of weed cookies while in line for security

It's my mums set. I really need to move it on fast so I am giving you a good deal.

I'll can trade for $150 worth of jenkem if you can get any? Also keen for some krokodil.

god I wish she had a penis

can't do drugs for reasons.

did they do it? Did the end rape culture? Brave feminists, fighting for the most important cause :'^)

nah dunno shit about all that. I think we need to have our own protests but with Pepes on them. However all i know is that theres both a feminist and socialist club at auckland uni. I really just want another 4Channer to meme that shit up. Doing it alone would be too hard.

Schitzo.

welly fag reporting in. was banging the gf last night and felt something weird. stuck fingers in her pussy and i pulled out a condom. should i be worried?

Lol.

Rape culture

Yes and it's a massive overaction.

RNZ or whatever it's called, the radio station, is real bad at this SJW shit.

There is a problem, rape is an issue, but they aren't addressing the real causes/consequences. They are going after a very weak target in schoolboys.

I've made awful rape jokes, doesn't mean I want to rape anyone and shit; they make it out that joking is exactly the same as the assault which is just not true.

was it empty?

LAST NOTICE FROM ME. IF ANYONE HERE IS FURTHERING THEIR EDUCATION AT AUCKLAND UNI, REPLY TO THIS POST or your mother will die in her sleep tonight TO DISCUSS FURTHER MEMEING AT THE UNI

work reasons

Still looking for weed in Wellington

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just with her juices

Fuck yes and they have the right, and if they don't you can kick up a big stink on facebook and in local media and you will get overwhelming support.

Just get over here. You will need $2000 for your HT tickets, I don't think they are transferable.

Post on here regular, you will have no problem getting work if you don't smoke drugs.

This is the shit we need to meme against, ridicule the fuck out of it like those Tui ads.

Sup Forums and Sup Forums NZ threads.

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Paula Bennett came out to address them all. She told them they were so brave and that "their message had been heard!"

Joking normalizes assault, especially in young, easily influenced boys.

Mutual orgasms are cool, kids. Don't do a rape.

how bout no

Tui ads have massive meme potential for NZ.

>Christchurch

it's insane that this

a. has to be spelled out
b. is a controversial opinion

I'm clean, used to smoke pot but they introduced new driving laws over here in UK which would basically see me in prison if I had a traffic accident in a lorry with it in my system, so it ended then. I don't really have any savings because the UK is so fucked right now I'm struggling to get by (thanks brexshit), which is why I want out. what's the deal with healthcare in NZ? my mum says you have to pay for it yourself but then she left NZ in the early 70s and hasn't lived there since

we need to get some sort of stupid New Zealand event into a meme. Thing is, whenever something happens it dies out too quickly. Remember when that government dude got a dildo thrown at his face? Remember 'nek minute'? Remember John Key embarrassing himself on-air answering stupid questions to do with his pubic hair? Unless im brain dead atm i cannot remember the last time New Zealand had a successful meme that really took power

And this is based on what? Certainly not the many comedians asked about this and say, often, they joke about things as a way of dealing with the seriousness of them.

This 'one size fits all' when it comes to joking is inane, especially when many abuse survivors use humour as a way to deal with it.

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You're actually using the argument 'Victims joke about it, why can't I?'

Guy.... Come on...

Probably not a lot different from NHS.

Overstretched and underfunded, long lists for elective, incredibly high standard of emergency care for anyone when needed.

Subsidised doctors costs, prescriptions etc.
More so if you are in the lower income brackets.

Not quite free, but close.

>we need to get some sort of stupid New Zealand event into a meme.
We can be the masters of those memes like people are on Facebook. Those poeple with meme pages sometimes have hundreds of thousands of followers.

You could run 'real life' like a meme page and get reactions out of people.

If that user is here I told about using 'magic' on his wife, you here? Done any more of it?

You're mummas special little boy

Go to Aro, meet people or stop.

Dunedin reporting.

Bought a new police scanner earlier today, $169 from a local shop I never knew existed until today, works a fucking treat.

no, he is saying that humour serves multiple purposes.

I thought police comms were encrypted now?

>You're actually using the argument 'Victims joke about it, why can't I?'
>Guy.... Come on...
That implies that because I'm a guy, I can't be a victim.

Interesting.

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Nah, not everywhere man. Only in main cities (Chch, welly, aucks) and a couple of places inbetween.

Cost them too much to finish rolling out the digital system so they stopped.

Anything interesting on it tonight.

Nothing really, just a suicidal kiddo playing cat and mouse with police.

>not knowing there are free apps you can download that do the exact same thing
fucking newfag

>they don't have the NZ channels on them you fuck knuckle

huh

That's kinda shitty.

These are:

Bots
Shills
Redditors

or some shit aye These are similarly bad replies, like people who don't understand how to do it.

Like that user the another night who cried about our shit memes and begged us to stop.

>they could be watching us
>they could be amongest us

well 4 million people versus 65 million brits + all the unregistered immigrants using our emergency rooms as drop-in centres...so I bet things are at least slightly better over there lol

What woman should you never sleep with?

NZ Woman.

>tfw when they actually fucking are

wut