Americans microwave their microwaves

>americans microwave their microwaves

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Really makes my synapses fire

...

Really stimulates my neurons

>americans microwave their guns while getting shot while getting microwaved.

>Americans store their fridges in the microwave

>americans microwave themselves

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at least they have microwaves

Thanks for the support

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>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in America, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the microwave

>german humor

Oh thank god! I came into this thread thinking "please don't be a Canadian" but knowing in my heart such a stupid post had to be.

Not gonna lie,im not really even sure what youre trying to say

I laughed at this for like 10 seconds

I laughed

probably a turk living in germany

>american foreskin remover breaks down
>advised to call apple help support

???

I'm sad Britain, because I know you can do better than that

A true classic
newfags will not understand

At least we have heat stroke.

AT

Sauber Brudi

this
traditional oven ftw

>be american
>want to microwave water for tea
>get shot

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>americans freeze their microwaves in bed

>during summer americans keep their house shoes in the fridge
>during winter they heat em up in microwaves

Nice

>bosnians store their landmines in the neighborhood well

>Americans still need to kickstart their toilets

LMAO INCLUDE ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP

>Americans use their microwaves to heat their dogs before driving with them for a walk.

At least we have neighbors.

>at least you have landmines

>Americans put themselves in the microwave after showering to dry up

>Japanese microwave their tears because crying is considered shamefur dispray in Japan

>other countries cant afford microwaves

>americans can't afford surprise eggs

>americans buy microwaves in bulk

>germany cant afford their gas bill

That's why you can post here.

>germans cant win world wars

>Israelis can't afford pudding

>americans have electricity

>americans are fat

>Americans heat their electicity in a microwave before lighting a candle

>Americas grandpa isn't a candle

LEAST

OP iuf you microwave your microwave it's already hot. So when you cook the microwave in the microwave it microwaves 2X faster.

And they said Germans were shart

I mean *Smart*

>shart
SHART

THE SHART IS OUT!!!

this post officially made me think

>americans can't shit on toilets with manual flush

>americans

brudi was

I love Germans.

These threads are getting 4-dimensional.

That was horrible mate, keep em comin

America """"""""""""education"""""""""""""""

>Americans microwave their swimming shoes

>this thread

>non-Americans don't have a microwave in every room of their home

>americans have mircowaves because they have to microwave their tiny micro dicks

nice revisited quote xd

>Sweden have microwaves because Jamal hates cold food

>be american
>get microwaved

>in germany there are MANY GERmans

or no wait it's full of niggers now

Lel

>Santa doesn't even bother visiting Germany on Christmas, because all the chimneys lead to Jews.

>americans warm up their shoes in the microwave, then cool them in the fridge, then microwave them again constantly

>americans microwave their going shopping pants

Are they mentally ill?

my microwave broke the other day and now I can't eat my mircowavable burgers.
I think I'll go out to walmart tomorrow and get a new one