>americans microwave their microwaves
Americans microwave their microwaves
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Really makes my synapses fire
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Really stimulates my neurons
>americans microwave their guns while getting shot while getting microwaved.
>Americans store their fridges in the microwave
>americans microwave themselves
at least they have microwaves
Thanks for the support
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>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in America, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the microwave
>german humor
Oh thank god! I came into this thread thinking "please don't be a Canadian" but knowing in my heart such a stupid post had to be.
Not gonna lie,im not really even sure what youre trying to say
I laughed at this for like 10 seconds
I laughed
probably a turk living in germany
>american foreskin remover breaks down
>advised to call apple help support
???
I'm sad Britain, because I know you can do better than that
A true classic
newfags will not understand
At least we have heat stroke.
AT
Sauber Brudi
this
traditional oven ftw
>be american
>want to microwave water for tea
>get shot
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>americans freeze their microwaves in bed
>during summer americans keep their house shoes in the fridge
>during winter they heat em up in microwaves
Nice
>bosnians store their landmines in the neighborhood well
>Americans still need to kickstart their toilets
LMAO INCLUDE ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP
>Americans use their microwaves to heat their dogs before driving with them for a walk.
At least we have neighbors.
>at least you have landmines
>Americans put themselves in the microwave after showering to dry up
>Japanese microwave their tears because crying is considered shamefur dispray in Japan
>other countries cant afford microwaves
>americans can't afford surprise eggs
>americans buy microwaves in bulk
>germany cant afford their gas bill
That's why you can post here.
>germans cant win world wars
>Israelis can't afford pudding
>americans have electricity
>americans are fat
>Americans heat their electicity in a microwave before lighting a candle
>Americas grandpa isn't a candle
LEAST
OP iuf you microwave your microwave it's already hot. So when you cook the microwave in the microwave it microwaves 2X faster.
And they said Germans were shart
I mean *Smart*
>shart
SHART
THE SHART IS OUT!!!
this post officially made me think
>americans can't shit on toilets with manual flush
>americans
brudi was
I love Germans.
These threads are getting 4-dimensional.
That was horrible mate, keep em comin
America """"""""""""education"""""""""""""""
>Americans microwave their swimming shoes
>this thread
>non-Americans don't have a microwave in every room of their home
>americans have mircowaves because they have to microwave their tiny micro dicks
nice revisited quote xd
>Sweden have microwaves because Jamal hates cold food
>be american
>get microwaved
>in germany there are MANY GERmans
or no wait it's full of niggers now
Lel
>Santa doesn't even bother visiting Germany on Christmas, because all the chimneys lead to Jews.
>americans warm up their shoes in the microwave, then cool them in the fridge, then microwave them again constantly
>americans microwave their going shopping pants
Are they mentally ill?
my microwave broke the other day and now I can't eat my mircowavable burgers.
I think I'll go out to walmart tomorrow and get a new one