ITT we have to make a PowerPoint presentation for our job meeting, post picture and write your speech...

ITT we have to make a PowerPoint presentation for our job meeting, post picture and write your speech, one sentence per post. I'll start

As we all know sales haven't been going well lately.

Kill

all niggers

who

yeah i can do that

The CEO is a faggot.

Three pieces of watermelon.

Insert long and cool animation

figuratively or literally

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Trips nigga.

And due to the penguin seemingly having a vagina on its face

HITLER DID SOMETHING WRONG

As you can see, Animal Cruelty is projected to be a really hot topic for children books in the next two quarters.

If we want to meet our sale goals for the rest of the fiscal year we will have to drop the Star Wars suicide edition books.

Any questions?

Good, then let's proceed to the heart of the problem

There are not enough minion memes this quarter

ALLAHU AKBAR

So we must fuse minions and tentacle porn to incress popularity, thus profit.

And by minion memes I mean geese eating men's asses

...

To help relieve the marketing teams for geese eating men's asses we're rolling out a new toy.

Duck eating non-gender bianary fluid LGBT something or other human being to appeal to a wider audience.

So today our sales went down again because patients can grow medicine again, continue untill all will be healthy and self growing.

So it's clear that ANALihilation is the NEXT BIG THING!