Redpill me on viagra

Redpill me on viagra

If you need to force it, it ain't right.

it's for old men who can't get it up

I think if I ever get to that point then I'll just become a sexual bottom who gets fucked in the ass while my useless flaccid dick bounces around.

Thanks to the handful of blood pressure and cholesterol medications I have to take every day to avoid dying of a stroke at 42, I get a prescription for Viagra a couple times a year. Seems to do the job, even if it is just the placebo effect. Haven't tried Cialis, but might start on the everyday pill and see how my little buddy responds to it.

I cant imagine life without my hard dick

Dying of stroke ? I stroke it everyday. What do ?

lel. Had a little scare about four years ago when my nose wouldn't stop bleeding for three days. My (now ex-) wife finally talked me into going to the emergency room and the doctor said that it was my brain letting off pressure so I wouldn't die. Shit scared the fuck out of me, so I've been taking a shit ton of pills twice a day since to avoid having it happen again.

damm dude shit like that gets me scared about getting old. (not that 30-40 is old). Hope you have best health

Old men

My friend has a condition like that, he has never taken it seriously in the damn near 15 years I've known him. In high school, he'd get nosebleeds all the time and I used to joke and say "stop picking your nose so much!"

To this day he still has to blow his nose every so often. I've actually never really thought too much about the severity of his condition, but he's 30 now, has a steady job, and seems alright to me.

tl:dr, all that I'm trying to say is, I don't think you should be TOO scared about nosebleeds.

shit thing about life seems to be that in 20´s it´s all good then health starts going downhill real hard and you can do nothing about it

It wasn't the nosebleed so much as the 260/120 pressure reading the nurse recorded as he started the IV to get my pressure down quickly. If your friend doesn't have hypertension issues, he might just have weak capillaries in his nose. Hopefully, that is all it is.

Thanks, bro.

You both are crazy, you're not old until much later. For the average person, their health goes downhill when they're 50+.

Both my parents went on BP meds when they were relatively young. I work in IT and shitpost on Sup Forums as my main hobby, so I sit on my ass in front of a computer about 15 hours a day. That coupled with my bachelor diet of fast food and shit I can microwave easily don't make for the best of health.

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i hope atleast the future memes are dank

nah, I know he doesn't have any sort of hypertension issues. He's always been a chill dude, like I don't want to speak bad of him since he's a really good friend of mine, but he's the type who is sort of blissful when it comes to life. Like how a dog doesn't know he only has 10-15 years to live. He doesn't get all caught up in his head over shit like I do, for example.

He's probably going to live to be 100 and I die in my 70's due to worrying so much about shit.

Viagra/Cialis fucking awesome. Shit is cash. As long as you got an outlet to blow the loads. BTW- single most abused drug among doctors...

I cannot help but to get amused by anons who speak as though they are old by age 30.

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oh yeah you feel like doing balette or combat sports that anymore? party 8 hours in a festival? take a world tour like its nothing? you get exhausted faster and it´s just gonna multiply with age and that basic level tiredness never goes away

I'm turning 43 in three weeks, but okay.

>balette or combat sports. Party 8 hours in a festival
I never did these things as a teenager, so what difference does it make?

20 years from now you may have a point.

I knew anons were older than people think.

what a fucking retard you are