>be me, Saturday >not too long ago, like two weeks >working at local game store >this kid walks in and tries to buy CoD4 Remastered >hey kid, I need your ID if you wanna buy that > "stfu user I can buy this I have prestige 6 on Cawwaduty" >the mom walks in >ma'am, are you aware your child is trying to buy a Call of Duty game? > "why isn't he allowed" >I explain to clueless shit mom that the game contains blood and gore and is rated M for a reason > "well he can behave, he's an angel at home" >kid is turning red of anger >tomato.jpg >I still recommended them something without a violent community >I ask them why they don't buy Duke Nukem Forever > "this looks good, right sweetie?" >I tell clueless shit mom that it's one of the best games we got on the used-shelf > "we really don't know why people would bring it back, it's really good" >kid loses his shit and starts crying >I try to hold in my laugh >fortykeks.png >kid breaks all the keyhangers on the shelf >mom still bought him Duke Nukem for around 30 bucks >manager saw the whole thing > "user, you actually successfully sold that shitty game" >never heard from the kid again >mfw I sold one of the worst games in existence >I got promoted for selling a game we haven't gotten rid of in 1 and half years
My manager is a faggot
More?
Carson Baker
but why didn't you bang his mom user, you're right your manager is a faggot
Camden Ward
The woman looked like a 50 year old gargoyle.
Ryan Stewart
Lmao, have anymore?
James Hernandez
Sure, but gotta write cuz it happened this weekend
Ryan Nguyen
Stole 75 percent of this from an old Sup Forums story
Aaron Morris
I actually kinda liked that game, but I'm a duke nukem fan boy who took it for what it was....a shitty time passer that can be fun in the right mood. That being said...I ain't paying no $30 for it lmao
Jack Parker
OP here, reuploading story cuz 1) I miss how stories were actually being told 2) I'm the original writer of this story
Liam Wright
Here's more
>this actually happened last weekend >last Saturday >kid returns >my manager and I look up >he was with his mother again > "hey uhm.. I was wondering if you could help us.." >well it's my job to help > "Jason's X- ehh- box is acting weird, but he just loves his games" >she tells about the malfunctioning xbox and says she needs a cool game for the wii >kid already left shop, sitting on the seat outside >I go to the back, grab a box with 'Wii' written with a sharpie >I see the jewel >yes >this will do >I hold a copy of SEGA Bass Fishing in my hands >fuck yes >I also grab Sonic Unleashed for the fucking lulz >put games on the counter >the games are really cool, kids loved them back when wii was popular blah blah blah >mom says ok, but is going to confirm with her son >fuck >uhh >tell her it's games about a blue guy beating monsters and fishing for catches >if plan goes right, kid will think it's some kind of Tekken hybrid or Monster Hunter >yes, perfect
>mom returns >says the kid is excited, but is not allowed to enter the store because of havoc.png >wants to see covers >she asks if she can take the boxes outside >tell her cuz of regulations and the alarm at the door she can't take boxes out >kid is like thirty feet away from the store >fuck it >she buys the games for 20 bucks each >leaves store in hurry because we were closing
>wait ten minutes >hear screech >the screech is so full of agony that you can hear it from our back room >they knock on our window, but we're closed >reminder: it's Saturday, so we're closed for two days straight >I never laughed so hard in my entire life
Happened legit last weekend
More?
Brandon Baker
>game store >promotion
Noone's going to believe that, kid.
Better luck next time.
Brayden James
Never heard form kid agian in end of last post now hes back just 1 week later? Something about your story sound Fishy!
Cooper Garcia
Read.
Nolan Collins
The first story OP posted took place a long time ago.
James Brooks
You wrote the original that has circulated on here for years and are now uploading it with a small change to the ending? Sure thing bub.
And also
>>never hear from kid again
>>same kid comes in next week.
at least try a little bit next time.
Jack Moore
>fishy >sega bass fishing kek
Kevin Gomez
Oh look, all the basement dwelling neckwear dshs are detectives that can't fucking read. What a surprise.
Easton Harris
I copypasted the story back in
Alexander Young
Neckbeards* go go gadget autocorrect !
Elijah Barnes
The shooting mechanics were pretty good. I got what I expected and enjoyed it for what it was myself.
Nathan Parker
Why wouldn't your store open on a Monday?
Landon Adams
Because we're open full-time on Saturdays.
Carson Reyes
Too lazy to edit your shitty copy pasta, butthurt about an obvious lame pun. that went right over your head.
Henry Barnes
So? Even being closed on a Sunday is pretty unusual for a gameshow these days. I find it hard to believe they would close for a weekday just because they open Saturday.
How can you copy a fucking story and still fuck it up somehow?