Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
odd dubs: Soviet spy!
trips: High-ranking official, go through.
88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
quints: None other but the Führer himself!
Nothing to see here.
I'm moving on through.
My paper-shun
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Guttmorgen bittesehr
Heil !
You'll never catch me alive!
Guten morgen, offizier
aye
Schmutzige jüdische Ratten!
rollingstein
I demand passage.
don't mind me
roll
Swartz did nothing wrong.
Glory of the Nazi regime!
Heil Hitler!
I'll be moving on through.
gee sure hope noone will look in the trunk
Roll
I'M GAY!
Just a decent hard working German citizen passing through.
sehen Sie auf mein Passport Offizier! nichts zu sehen hier!
Sieg heil o7
Move aside dumkov I have business to attend to
I was so close :'(
soy de berlin señor
Nothing to see here.
lass mich passieren. ich bin der Führer! schauen Sie meinen Bart.
Please to let through, comrade?
burn it
Ok
Just passing through mein freund
...
ACHTUNG
Here you go sir. Everything should be in order.
rolling
Here papers.
Just your average German citizen here.
Heil sadness
iz me!
get out of my way filthy goys
Sure, officer.
Nice Sun today, uh?
I hope our Führer is enjoying it too, he deserves it.
ahaha, you let the jew in!
Nothing here
your mom gay
I´m innocent
xd
JUDEN
Sieg hail
Ich habe ein berliner
CYKA BLYAT
Don't mind me, good sir
Sieg hail
Ich habe ein Check'em Fhurer
pls let me through
CYKA CYKA BLYAT
>CYKA BLYAT
says the jew
Damn straight, Standartenführer or higher.
Filthy jewish scum beware
Just passing through
Я ТЕБЕ НЕ ЖИВЕТ В ГЕРМАНИИ говна
YES, I AM BOTH A JEW AND A SOVIET SPY!
heil hitler
Can I go through?
SPY!
Ja.
Roll (i swear i'm not a jew)
Let me pass peasants
I am literally a suicidal jew why dont you listen to me
Heil
None of your bussiness soldier
Heil
roll
Oops going wrong way sir
I swear I aint no Rusky niggr jew
What is happening today officer?
Grüß Gott, Kamerad!
indeed you are
i swear, i dont do nothin
HALLO STANDARTENFÜHRER, PLEASE EXCUSE THIS OFFICER, HE IS CLEARLY DRUNK.
roll
wait what
Let's see.
Heil
Oy vey...
Get on the side
Unten mit dem vierten Reich!
Seig Heil
Play it cool guys
play it cool
Heil!
Innocent germ here
ROLLIEREN
Hello there
heil
Soviet nigger Kikelord here
ready to send every dirty Deutsche to the Gulag! after we steal your shekels
Watch this be the only time I get dubs
Hello!
AUDI
Rhôl
Guten tag. Hail satan
Heil!
Oi vei out mine way