American wit and wisdom

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bloody yanks

>that feel when not witty or wise enough to come up with a funny reply

This is the brice of freedom ok :-DDD
braise dog :-DDDD

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>USA is #1 at shitposting
>this enrages the Aussie

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Does anyone have a screencap of the day America ruined the polandball meme forever?

please delete this post

>"""""Europeans"""""

>German Humor

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it hurts to look at every time

The middle finger guy is the icing on the cake

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>that feel when make sure to google things like this to avoid appearing stupid
>that feel when you can never apply for a job at google now because they know you are fucking retarded

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No way

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>All these people mad that theyre not American

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unfortunately people eat up blatantly deliberate posts like that

Which shows that there is a larger problem besides cartoon bears

God I hate that historically illiterate reddit-tier piece of pop trivia

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>that feel when slightly agree with the doctor bit but strongly disagree with the waiter part

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That's brilliant.

what the actual fuck?

>metric is arbitrary
>arbitrarily claims other measurement is more sensible

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That's the very reason less Americans browse Sup Forums. They're just plain ignorant when it comes to other countries.

There is no reasoning with some people once they have an idea deeply rooted in their minds.

what did I just read

Who knows man, who knows.

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Somebody post statistics about how many % of white american men have cuckold fetish. I think it was 40 % or something, seriosuly US is the only country on this planet that has cuckold community so fucking big, in every country there are just small groups but in the US it's like a huge chunk of population, and it'd be fine it'd stay there but burgers are trying to spread this disgusting fetish to other white countries. Existance of US should be considered as crime against humanity.

oh come on, he was obviously being facetious

Sup Forums is a wonderful place

Wait people don't wash their ass with the bar of soap?

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A lot of these could have very well been intentionally stupid statement to troll yuros. I could definitely see myself saying some of the things posted here just to get (You)s.

Indeed.

american confirmed to be the worst posters hahaha fucking yanks

that "autistic shits like yourself" guy always makes this so much better

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What the fuck?

>nuked tokyo made larger just in case a yuropoor didn't get the joke

dude

I only started posting here in late 2014. Is this the reason why polandball is no longer a thing?

Jesus H fucking Christ. American "men" everybody. No wonder US white women are fucking niggers, white males in america are fucking worthless, i'd rather fuck nigger than a beta fuck myself if i were a woman. I'm starting to understand why white women prefer black men
>tough
>often stupid but women don't care about how smart you are
>often ripped since going to gym is normal among blacks
>don't put women on pedestal
>willing to fight for their woman, aka if you try to touch her nigga will plant a fist in your ass
And then you have white men
>often nu males
>weak, think masculnity is toxic even tough is obvios that even feminists want a ripped guy
>don't mind that their woman is fuckign somebody else

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It's ok, they don't watch and download terabytes of cuck porn because they like it, they do it to banter Swedes and germs

Does someone have that screenshot of that American who couldn't name one single famous Pole, Macedonian or a French, and then, a few months later, when a thread like this was posted, he came back and said he still couldn't name a famous person from these countries?

This.

I think he got it from a channel called NativLang, full of shit, makes ape shit claims on very old languages with little to no evidence to support it, but since he talks in that witty type of way stupid people eat that shit for breakfast.

To be honest, I can't name a famous Macedonian off the top of my head if Alexander the Great doesn't count

Yeah, but that guy didn't even know what Macedonia was. And he said that he didn't know that Poland and Germany were two seperate countries until he started browsing Sup Forums.

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Surely he was trolling

>famous Pole
Adolf Hitler
>famous French
French Toast
>famous Macdeonian
?????

He fucking contradiced himself.

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O B S E S S E D

>American "men"
Look out Rusisa America is there to stop you!

It's because of the racial dynamics/demographics. We're like 50/50 with white and non white populations now and the race politics in this country are fucking unreal. Race is constantly shoved down your throat 24/7 no matter who you are or where you go. In a mixed race country with 319 million people and constant racial tension, there's going to be a relatively large outlier of fucking weirdos.

It's only going to get worse too, the white male guilt that is drilled into kids' heads from day one is 10 times worse than it was even 10 years ago.

Honestly want to get out before it gets any worse and shit hits the fan. I can't get qualified to emigrate anywhere with my skills though.

Should've learnt Polish and invest in Eastern Poland. It's a shithole, but it's comfy white shithole. No white guilt and patriotic nationalism everywhere you go.

I have to wonder if this is a side effect of their mutilated dick.

USA is a big country (for you), you can find a safe zone within our borders. Move to Idaho or Utah or Wyoming and live out in some rural town. There could be a literal race war happening in every major city in the country and you wouldn't even notice.

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I'd probably look like a faggot compared to the average Pole.
>that feel when lazy first world life made you weak

I do have polish heritage, I could possibly exploit. I know you there is some sort of right of return laws in Poland, but I wouldn't have a clue of where to find documentation on their immigration to here or whether or not it even exists.

I want to live in civilization though, where I can eat at a good restaurants and live in comfy downtown condo/apartment.

I'd rather people sperging out about "microtransgressions" in a first world nation than being surrounded by third world religious trash.

Just live in Warsaw, it's just an American city except full of white people. It'll barely feel different.

so what happens if you can't pay the 40-dollar baby holding tax?

do they just put they baby back inside?

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$1626 isn't too bad for a baby delivery in the greatest country ON EARTH

realistically they would probably just put you in jail or repossess your house for not paying

they remove more of its dick to pay the difference

SONG COMRADES SING

What does that even mean?

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Philip of Macedon if Alexander the Great didn't count, but that's real Macedonia not FYROM which has never done a single thing of importance in it's pitiful existence. It wasn't even allowed to steal the name from Greece.

Don't let the media fool you, hardly anybody here is religious nut. We only pull Christians card when EU tries to shove some muslies down our throats.
Going to church is a habit here, your parents were going to church and your grandparents too so you're going too and you're gonna take your children with you.

how about nobody goes to church and everyone stops wasting time?
But I think that would upset your beloved pope(the dead one)

> believing in the race war pol meme

XDdd how would even something like that work you dumbfuck.

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Lel

t. Abdul al-Berlini

>r-religion is a waste of time a-am i rite?
>said nervously as another milion of muzzies entered his country

t. Ahmed Mohammed

>race wars have never happened before

t. Osama von Schwaben

One is about to start in south africa, their black government is telling people that thay will not be prosecuted if they will turn in their guns meaning they want whites to be disarmed so they won't resist against blacks.

We just had a white kid be tortured on live stream by blacks.

BRICE
OF
FREEDOM

I'm disappointed in human intelligence to be honest
And to the polish person, that would not be the thing I would be saying in that scenario
I would certainly be praising religion and its virtues and tell everyone to be accepting of other believes
But sure, let's turn this into another meme off about freedom loving kekistanis and evil nazi cucks

>be american
>get sued
seriously why do you people sue everyone in sight?
this is why mattresses have safety labels ffs