How do you cure homosexuality?

How do you cure homosexuality?

Maybe it's not a disease faggot!

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Jodie Foster

Amber Heard

Lindsay Lohan

Yeah if aside from being a faggot you're also into corpses.

Use a lightning attack. I've heard thy're super effective

Christian values

With a bullet

with a bullet and a gun

Social humiliation

You fuck it up the ass

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Omar Mateen

Nuke san francisco

You need to pray, and maybe look into shock conversion therapy.

Only if you want to turn them into pedophiles.

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It is.

You most know much about it :O

With the Enola Gay

Must*

im gonna need sauce on that

Same way you turn gay people straight: first get them into traps then show more and more feminine traps until it's just a girl.

>How do you cure homosexuality?

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Book an appointment with or you can go to a muslim country and they'll set you straight for free.

With some delicious feminine penis

Pray it away

Electro shock therapy or aversion therapy are pretty successful, and unpleasant enough to get the Christians on board. I've heard good things about the "pray the gay away" camps for teens. What's the worst that could happen?

the tri force

i wish i had it. im just grateful to have that one printed and tacked to my wall

Not really sure why would you. Gay people are above average in education, income, happiness, etc. It's obviously an evolutionary advantage

>It's obviously an evolutionary advantage
You can't be this dumb, seriously.

>evolutionary
>homosexuality
pick one

depression and suicide attempts for the majority of people who are forced to go through that stuff.

>You can't be this dumb
Unfortunately I'm not gay. They usually have above average IQ so I pro am this dumb

Allah Akbar

the only reason a homosex would want a "cure" is because of the social stigma. the answer is to just not give a fuck. thats what i do with every negative judgment about myself

there used to be a tactic with kids who tried smoking. if they got caught, some parents would force them to smoke an entire carton right then and there. maybe that could work for faggotry too if caught young enough. let them get raped by a pack of wild faggot niggers for a whole day straight, and that might traumatize them away from the gay.

>They usually have above average IQ
You're fishing for correlations that do not exit, whatever believe what you want.

I fail to see what's wrong with that. If gay can't be cured and the only cure is death, then they help the world out if they kill themselves by weeding the world of bad genes. The human race should be grateful for their sacrifice.

And the problem is what?

What exactly is your point?

>Weedin the world of bad genes
>gay
Sure wish you would weed out your genes

ow, the edge

>weeding the world of bad genes
this is pointless, they arent contaminating the gene pool by being gay.

You sick uncaring bastard. Can't you see homosexuals are in pain? It is our duty as brothers, sisters, neighbors, friends to help end their crying and suffering.

>It is our duty as brothers, sisters, neighbors, friends to help end their crying and suffering.
Preferably to stuff their mouths and/or bums with cock

Fag

WE MUST CURE THE GAY

>Calling someone a cigarette
That's not really an insult m8

To cure them you idiot

We are trying to cure them of homosexualitity you monster

I would rather be a cigar then a cigarette.

have you tried asking nicely?

They have a need to be filled. I have the means. Perfect solution. Problem solved. World piece achieved.

shit is this a YLYL thread because I lost on every point

I would rather be a pipe.

No, wait, that came out wrong.

thats a fucking vaccine holy shit

Well I don't know but making Sup Forums threads is not the way to start.

maybe it's a tarp and you're all fantasizing on a man's butt

>No, wait, that came out wrong.
That's what the gay man said

That's like asking how do you cure red hair? I know this is bait, but seriously.

He's wearing girl's clothes, that's not gay, user

Meant to reply to

You may find the method shocking.

A bullet to the brain

Mike "electric fence" Pence

Traps then girls

Fuck the gay away. Insert penis in butthole 1-2 times daily or as needed until symptoms lessen.

i question this treatment, penis in butt doesnt sound like a cure for gay to me

maybe he meant use a spiked club rather than a penis

It does work temporarily they lose their interest for a few hours. Or a few days if you're good.

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>AC/DC if you're LGBT
Lel That one got me good

How would fucking people in the butt cure them when they love being fucked in the butt?

I suggest pic related.

Try it on you're self then report back to is. Don't forget to livestream

With abundant anal sex

Thanks this was a great read. Confirmed everything I've felt for a while now.

The urge gets weaker for a few hours after anal masturbation.

With this beautiful woman

>Gay people are above average in education, income,

Gay men maybe because they don't have families to support.

> happiness

I thought gay people had very high rates of depression and suicide ?

It's historically been proven effective.

Homosexes BTFO!

protip: You can't.

>shock conversion therapy.
>literally rape
Sure.

Easy, you gas the homophobes.

Beat them over the head with a Bible, a Quran, or a Torah until they stop being faggy.

…but you'd look sweet
upon the seat
of a bisexual built for two!

You've never met a Bamm-Bamm.

You outbreed them. Fairly simple.

gas chambers

In the Balkans they are not welcome, so we are doing a good job of keeping our countries cancer-free

Electricity.

Electric chair?

By dealing with it,and not raging like a 12 y/o everytime you see gay person

>How do we cure people of doing what they want to in the privacy of their own bedrooms with other consenting adults?


Seriously, OP? You're simply an asshole.

>/thread

Proof?