Have you ever been with a woman older than you?

Have you ever been with a woman older than you?
>Less insecure
>Funnier
>Better in bed
How was it? If not, do you wish you were with one?

More insecure
Always down to fuck because of insecurities
Not in shape enough to do anything but lay there and take dick like a lazy ho

Holy shit, I actually have a story for this one!

>be me, 17, gingerpotatofag (fucking stereotypes)
>not religious but parents are
>Step dad's into the whole church community thing
>get told we're gonna have an exchange student from America
>no other details
>mehhh.jpeg
>Exchange student arrives, femanon is pretty cute, 21 so probably not interested, I instantly count myself out because I was/am beta as fuck

Anyway

>she settles in, in my sisters old room which is right beside mine (2 bedrooms downstairs, 2 upstairs)
>she's walking past my door moving stuff and see's be reading Bleach
>itoldyoubetaasfuck.gif
>don't give a fuck, not trying to pipe
>she takes interest, in hindsight she was definitely flirting but fuck me I am bad with girls

cont?

yes

21 isn't older. Older is like 28 minimum

So she's moved in, she's in uni most of the day, has her own uni accom, we're essentially her foster family while she's here, so I don't see much of her for a while.
> She starts getting lonely, so she moves in full time with us.
>She's going out one night
>keeps coming in half dressed asking if I like how this looks/what do I think?

>reflecting on this I really should have seen these signs

>I say something along the lines of "I would definitely take you home", I would have if I could have got into the bar
>she says "good" and bounces off to her room again
>notice that she wasn't wearing a bra

>Shes about to head out, waiting for taxi + predrinking with friend who has now arrived.
>me in room, become thirsty, venture out of beta cave to attain sustenance
> say hey to hot asian friend and petit canadian friend (+cheerleader, my personal vice)
>notice Yankanon is now wearing a bra
>brain begins the process of deciphering this riddle
>Taxi arrives
> I return to beta cave, thinking "nah, coincidence"

Yes, me first time she 23 me 18, she taught me everything I know! Amazing experience

Maths not your strong suit user?

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Pretty good story, continue

go on

>She returns about 1;30
>gaming is not a casual affair so I am wide awake
>sweet jesus how did I ever get a gf
>I hear her come downstairs, very small knock on my door
>open door, she looks sad, but the cute kinda sad
>not the "I have crippling depression and I hide it very poorly" kind of sad
>she says "Your bars are great"
>thanks
>"You irish are so accomadating, and some of you are pretty cute"
>she is now pressing me against the wall with both her hands on my chest

>17 year old me deciphered the Da Vinchi code, she was flirting with me
>I lean in and kiss her and boom
>she is fucking ravenous
>apparently not getting any for a couple of months will do that to a girl, also probably drunk
>she was running her hand through my hair at the same time as running down down my shorts
>instantly diamonds
>"wow, bigger than I was expecting" 7" for ref
>ego officially stroked, elevate past diamond, to fucking neutron star density (horny teen)
>she take off her heels and pushes me over to my bed.

>she starts taking off her dress, small sparkly silver I think, doesn't matter
>I strip faster than I ever have
>"someones keen"
>"yeah, you are" I say, (trying not to be beta)
>it fucking works, she pushes me back and kneels down and starts sucking me off
>not the best I've had but I was still in shock so it felt good enough and she seemed to be loving having it in her mouth
>who am I to take away her happieness?
>I hear her moan and then hear a wet sound
>realize she's playing with herself
> tell her thats what I'm for
>laughs a little and gets on the bed, tells me "it's time I put you to use then"
>missionary.jpeg
>she is tighter than I've had in a long time, but damn is she wet
>every thrust is fucking exquisite
>first time I'd been in a girl raw because everyone else my age was scared about pregnancy.

Yeah, my mom. It was cool.

>fucking like rabbits that're on death row, about to nut
>she shimmys down and tells me to thrust into her mouth
>she meant throat

Found a pic, also have nudes

Gonna go to bed soon so might just dump nudes and go unless anyone particularly requests otherwise

Dump them nudes

>elevate past diamond, to fucking neutron star density
top kek

For all the dubs and trips, OP will deliver. Uno momento por favor

8 years older than me, 4 years after marriage and with 2 kids

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yeah, a bunch. I'm 25, I've only gone as far as fucking a 35yo

>most of them
>no, that's not to do with age
>no, the same

I like older women mostly because their more confident and not as bothered with stupid shit as the young girls

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You lucky bastard

Also did anal, shes a minister now, makes me laugh everytime I think about that

Luck of the Irish I guess?

>>Less insecure
Yes i'm sure a woman approaching the wall, getting cellulite and stretch marks everywhere is going to be a lot more secure.

>>Funnier
Women aren't funny, at all, the reason men find them "funny" it's to ingratiate themselves into their pants

>>Better in bed
Maybe, if they've sucked 1000 cock's, practice make you better at everything.

Fucked a 50yr old when I was 20. She had kiss older than me. Shit was cash.

she looks tight

She was, not anymore, she stayed at ours for a full semester, after that we pretty much fucked everynight. Parents eventually found out, nothing they could do though

>Older
Yes
>Less Insecure
Yes
>Funnier
I guess
>Better in bed
Yes

Was alright, made me realize I look at porn to much as of late due to just losing a boner mid sex. She alright with it cause she lets me now fuck her raw as much as I want and its harder then ever to go back to condoms.

how they react when they found out?

mum went mental, told me I wasnt to tell any of my friends, they already knew, Dad told my mum to wise up and asked why would I fuck her If i couldn't tell my friend?

> more insecure
> jaded
> unenthusiastic and entitled in bed

I'll stick to fucking in the 18-25 range thanks.

lol your dad is a wise man

He really is, I don't give him enough credit, he tried to tell me to take out my bin about a month in (full of condoms) but I ignored him, hence mother found out

buy that old cunt a beer, he's got your back you know

haha I have done on many occasion, I think I've payed him back by now

dman
dad sounds like a badass
you were only a year from being a adult