GERMANS "HUMANS"

summer is coming :(

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Malle is rightful German clay. Leave our party island alone.

British tourists are the best in the world

You can have Ibiza, but Malle is ours.

what's so bad about seeing some middle-aged titties at the beach

You already live on a party island all year. Stay there.

afraid of getting uno germano hardcore vibrator in your ano muchacho?

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you hate Mallorca being our 17th federal state?

>Frequently go on vacation in Spain, in a town south of Barcelona
>Everyone always assumes I'm German
>Some people try to open conversations in broken German
>Try to explain to the locals that Noruega is a different country
>Nobody understands/cares, and I am forever grouped togheder with the fat people with socks in their sandals

It gets the point we dont care. So many tourists that we even forget that they exist.

arr rook same

are germans worse than us?

t. North Germanic colony

no

Nah, You are the most savages among the savages.

fair

>party island
we fucking wish mate

why? what do we do worse than germans in the videos
im guessing this is personal

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>thelocal.it/20160711/three-tourists-take-a-dip-in-17th-century-rome-fountain
you do this kind of things a lot more than others

also you are uglier

From my experience, from Mallorca and Catalonia, you tend to be generaly far more arrogant and noisy. Also, you do alot of more petty crimes when drunk, and cause alot of more trouble in general.

literally booking a flight right now to go shit in a roman fountain because of this post

afraid of your women getting GERM'D?

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>unironically defending deanos
give your head a wobble

no pls i'm sorry

t. average Brit

literally booking a flight right now to go shit in a oslo fountain because of this post

Superb post

> more arrogant and noisy.
lies, the rest is probably true

>deano, smithy and the lads on tour aren't arrogant and noisy
hmmm

Do you mean during WW2?

those damn sunbed thieves >:(

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Buen video, mis dieses

malle is the single destination for all the literal scum. not kidding. when somebody says hes headding to malle hes either scum or really fucking rich.