I met this chick on Tinder, and we've been talking for a few days. Her pictures make her mildly cute, but I don't dig fat chicks and as we exchange Snaps I think she's a little bigger than what I want or like. I mean, I'm down for a thick chick, but I don't have a clear sign on this chick.
We're meeting up this week, so I need advice on what to do if she's a whale. Like, I don't want that, so should I just have one date, be nice and bolt or what?
Then again, I'm high and could be overthinking this.
Keep it serious, though. I love when we banter and shit-talk but I kind of want legit advice for a minute.
Wyatt Adams
Bail now. Fatties never look better in person Than they do in pics. If she's only mildly cute now, you'll probably meet Amy Slaton if you do show up to a date.
Blake Sanders
The thing is, I don't know if she is fat or not. Her face is mild, like she doesn't have the neck fat thing I usually look for to tell if someone is fat or not.
So I don't want to jump the gun and regret ditching on someone who might turn out to be better than expected.
Blake Bell
Give it a try, get some pussy out of it. Post pics.
Logan Gutierrez
only one way to help you user, send pics
Eli Evans
Post pics?
In all seriousness, if you really wanna try, go for it and if she's a whale, stick out the date then tell her you're not interested. Or fuck a whale, it's your dick mang
Hunter Torres
Even if she is fat, what does it hurt to just go on a date with her? It might make her feel better about herself. Plus, it's not like you have anything better to do.
Ryan Jenkins
Arrange to meet @ a Starfuck's or similar. Reconnoiter the area. If she's too heinous, bail without contact.
Angel Ross
post a pic and let Sup Forums decide
Austin Bell
If she is a wale, prepare to run and do as follows: >tell her she is a fat landwhale piece of shit >run out of the building and leave her to pay the bill
IF you are a nice person then do this: >"you are too big for my liking, its not you its me" >run out door and leave her to pay for bill
Easton Cooper
Here we go boys.
Parker Sanders
oh she's fat
Julian Hernandez
ask her for a full body pic. tell her you were tricked into going out with a one-armed chick once
happened to me, with a girl that looked similar
if she refuses, she either has one arm or is the biggest whale NA
Anthony Watson
She hlnestly doesn't look too bad.... I don't she's a whale..... She's prolly a one time fuck o would say.
Cameron Hughes
She's cute, has a nice smile, doesn't look all that fat - judging by the size of her neck.
If I were you I would definitely go on the date.
Austin Hernandez
I lowkey had to delete the picture because she brought up Sup Forums on here, so I'm not going to risk her seeing that. Kek. But I feel you all.
Liam Morales
The design on her hat suggests that she might be white trash, but otherwise looks pretty good to me.
Hunter Lee
trust your feelings Sup Forumsro, if you dont want her than dont go for her. By being indifferent about her and showing that your feelings about her are unclear than she will really be attracted to you, so if you dont like her than just cancel or some bullshit. Shit happens and if she is weak enough to feel sorry for herself or not lose the weight then why should you be dragged down by someone so insecure. Many outcomes good luck Sup Forumsro
Jordan Williams
Most chicks who just send face shots, are usually whales. They will tell you how active they are and how little they eat.
Wyatt Richardson
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Matthew Perry
im more of an MTV Unplugged kind of guy myself
Luke Smith
Constantly see fat chicks saying how active they are. Walking to the nearest pastry shop is not being active.
Jackson Flores
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Chase Gonzalez
It's an album cover, not CP or anything illegal.
Gabriel Murphy
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Adrian Gomez
Cheap date or free date Like meet up at the mall for "lunch" in the food court If shes fat, just bullshit with her, pay the bill, and dip If shes fly, movies or some shit. I dont know what people do.
Thomas Flores
Thats actually a good idea.
Cooper Morgan
True. Met this whale once who would go to the gym then work herself such an appetite she would eat a whole Domino's Large pizza by herself!
Andrew Rodriguez
Go to the meeting place in a hoodie with a hat to scope it out. Wear shades if you have to. It's easy, I've done it to 2 chicks who may have been at, 1 was the other wasn't.
Brody Wood
That guy is fucking brilliant.
Not going to lie, a good idea but we already agreed on another location. FML
Nathaniel Mitchell
Isn't there a term for that like ghosting or something? Where you make friends with someone then just fucken disappear! IDK im drunk
Jackson Torres
this pretty much. theres no harm in going to dinner with her or whatever, and if shes too thick, just tell her the next day that you're not compatible or something. dont see the point in being rude or anything tbh.
Samuel Green
Ask for her Ig/facebook and then look at pics of her.
Or if you've been talking for a few days its obvious you like her personality enough to hold a date, then say you gotta go afterwards. If anything you just enjoy you lunch with some company.
Like during the date/lunch look at your phone and be like fuck I gotta go to _____ In like an hour ( Then you wrap up the date 30~ mins later and leave)
This is if she's a fatty of course, if not enjoy the date then plug her.
Daniel Young
"fly" fly into a fucking gas chamber
Liam Howard
If you are not to repulsed by her fatass you probably could get an easy fuck out of it!