/éire/ + /eire/ + /lux/

Daily dose edition.

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>/lux/
haven't seen that one in a while

OD'd again lads.

Maybe I should stop trying to outdo my cave-user ancestors.

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Going to punch a luxembourger

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go ahead but I'll let you know that my sockmace is stuffed with bibles

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Republican Action Against Luxemburgers (RAAL) has been reconstituted and shall defend the 32 counties of the sovereign people of /éire/ against their imperialist aggression.

Luxemburgers will be shot. Collaborators will be shot.

They're very rare, speculated to be extinct in the wild.

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Me on the bottom.

The Antifa Ireland Twitter account is clear evidence that self-righteousness and unemployment is a bad combination.

>self-righteousness and unemployment is a bad combination
Take that back you fuck.

Where's Portubro?

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Smash the Hash.

>not archdiocese of Tuam
A baby for every toilet and a toilet for every baby.

back from work

entertain me for the two hours before I return to slumber, necessary for yet another day of drudgery before the previously laid out program is again repeated

How do you motivate yourself to live like this when you know you could be happy as a NEET?

only 9 work days left until I have a sizeable amount of disposable income
then a return to comfy NEETdom, and I get the parents off my back for a bit

>already 9 o'clock

LIMERICK MENTIONED

Wish I was comfortably NEET.

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Good job user, you've got it worked out.

that means a lot

You're half way there at least

>Foot Fetish

Karen pls

Not a fan of your disingenuous assertions desu.

Have you handed in your notice yet? The last time I thought I could quit on the day my employer insisted I work another month for period of notice which really spoiled my immediate NEETdom plans.

Jaggy, feet are love, feet are life.

Was that a reference?

Feet are for walking and heeming the likes of you.

post toes =-3

have no idea what that is

worrying now

Low tier fetish, feet are gross

>Was that a reference?
I should go.

Did you sign a contract for your current employer? If you did there might be a period of notice clause where you agreed to notify them for a period of time before quitting. Mine was 4 weeks and they had no interest in letting me go sooner even though I wanted to go on the day I handed it in, I had to put it in writing as well.
I'm not sure if there would be any problems if I just left but they definitely wouldn't give me a reference in the future if I did.

>Low tier fetish, feet are gross


You know, if you weren't my friend for the last 5 years I would beat you.

Ready for Andromeda to make Inquisition look like ME2?

Made this just 4 U.

Feet are only acceptable when wrapped in tights.

don't really care about references, just looking for a bit of money and I'm gone
know the manager anyway so I should be grand

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no

#freethefeet

I'm not touching it for now. Hopefully the technical kinks can be largely worked out with time (although those facial animations look unsalvageable). But one of my friends played the demo thing for Andromeda and said it feels like a B-team spin-off of the original trilogy. All the key elements re there, but the execution is lacking.

Fucking stellar taste. The imperfections of the human body must be obscured but the form retained.

my highly pigmented man of african descent

NON MI SPORCO LE MANI PERCHÉ SONO GIÀ NEGRO

>t.Barese

The characters I've seen look kind of weak. (Haven't been following, just what I encountered).
PC looks like Shepherd's younger nu-male cousin, and the ugly Asari looks like a real piece of work.

I think so, it looks like the Arkham Origins of the series

SONO UN PROFUGO
PROFUGO RICO

Must love the burka so

I baresi sono dei Profughi

Obscures the form. We need women to be wearing skintight nylon head to toe.

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>and the ugly Asari looks like a real piece of work.
Seriously, how do you fuck up an Asari that badly? They are literally the "sexy blue space girls" of the Mass Effect universe. The cynical side of me wants to believe that her "homely" design was intentional.

To be honest, I was never particularly hyped for Andromeda to begin with. ME3 left a bad taste in my mouth and the trailers for Andromeda were shite compared to those of the original trilogy.

Still one of my all time favourite game trailers: youtube.com/watch?v=sjOEmHEd2XM

That hides the form, so no.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ookGv44MMd4

Is this "Andromeda" a children's computer game or something?

No it's a galaxy.

It's an adult's SJW game

>Seriously, how do you fuck up an Asari that badly
It's bioware, having good looking female characters is bad now. Haven't you played Inquisition?

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Liara was looking fine in ME3, although I preferred her in ME2 (pre-breast augmentation).

>The cynical side of me wants to believe that her "homely" design was intentional.
I think it was. You can tell from the shape of the face (short and wide jaw) and the flabbiness. Too accurate for diversity hires. Probably looks like the VA, or worse, the writer.
Also, great trailer. It really captures everything I loved about ME2 (except the galaxy map, which really needs to be experienced).
Casting Martin Sheen as the Illusive Man was a great choice. I dislike what they did to his character in 3 though. More vidya should cast more uniquely-voiced actors like that.

Is this Sup Forums a Japanese children's cartoon board or something?

Characters who were in previous games don't count.

but this is the international board for children's language and "culture"

>Probably looks like the VA
Why do video games do this? Real people are ugly. I don't want ugly people on my spaceship.

>I dislike what they did to his character in 3 though
Just another indication of the change in the writing team between 2 and 3.

>he likes filthy aliens

>I don't want ugly people on my spaceship.
The human love interest who wasn't Miranda was.
Miranda was good though, but I hated her accent and the white suit thing was overrated.

>Just another indication of the change in the writing team between 2 and 3.
It's a pretty galling "lol who cares tho" move to just make this whole faction which had been interesting because of being in a grey area in terms of alignment just another arm of the bad guys, with no impact on the story.

>filthy
Say that to my face not online fucker.

>calling Liara filthy
Liara is pure, and unlike Tali she actually has a functioning immune system.

>The human love interest who wasn't Miranda was.
Which game? ME3 had specialist Traynor who was a pretty little thing.

>Miranda was good though, but I hated her accent and the white suit thing was overrated.
I loved her accent, but I always gave her the black suit in combat.

>It's a pretty galling "lol who cares tho"
As bad as that was, I was more pissed about the abandoning of the Dark Energy reason for why the Reapers were invading. It was being subtly built up in ME2, and then they threw it all away for a cliché "Robuts will kill organics" plot.

Who /watching le pen debate/ here?

Yeah and realising how little we have in common with the Continentals

More Birmingham than brussels

Moi.

How are you watching it?

just a reminder that feet are an anglo fetish
true gaels go barefoot and are therefore desensitised to the sight of a foot

belfast>bristol, boston, bordeaux, breslau, berlin or бapнayл

Perhaps you're right

France 24 stream on Sup Forums

What's your decision?

Alri lads, how's things?

>playing Dragon age: inquisition for the first time
>make human warrior
>family name is Trevelyan
wtf bioware is cucking me!!

shteal his corn

>What's your decision?
It's boring. Le Pen is performing as expected, Fillon is doing okay considering the ammunition the others have against him, and Macron is doing well despite his lack of experience. And who cares about the rest.

FILTHY
LITTLE
XENOS

>Liara is pure, and unlike Tali she actually has a functioning immune system.
Good point. The genetically engineered race of genetic parasites IS stronger than the degenerate race who cannot breathe anything but the air of the planet they lost to their own domestic devices.
The fact that anyone can equate masturbation with these artificial abominations, who steal precious human DNA, with human reproduction, is an abomination!

Pic sums up the amount of choice you'll get in Andromeda by the way.

That's pretty terrible.Typical American plebbiness too.
>hurr it's "Br*tish" therefore it's sophisticated and old-timey

Quit, make a dwarf or elf (orc if possible), and fuck over the humans as much as you can.

>The fact that anyone can equate masturbation with these artificial abominations, who steal precious human DNA, with human reproduction, is an abomination!
I'm not sure anybody is making that equivalence.

>The genetically engineered race of genetic parasites
what

Meant for: The Protheans guided Asari evolution and the Asari reproduction basically takes genetic material from the sexual partner but the offspring is always an Asari.

What's so bad about that?

How did the Asari reproduce before they met other races, and why did the Protheans decide to make them look like blue human women with retard tentacle heads?

The Asari were genetically modified by the Protheans as a "fuck you" to the Reapers, an attempt to make a genetically adaptive race that can fit in with other races. A race of "super-diplomats" (putting it nicely), which is what they turned into.

The game basically treats the Asari as as valid a sex partner as humans, even though the Asari don't need sperm (or even a Y chromosome) to make new Asari, and it's therefore questionable whether they have the right pseudo-sexual organs for human anatomy, or any at all.

>How did the Asari reproduce before they met other races
With each other. But following contact with other races, it became socially and culturally frowned upon for reasons I can't remember.

>and why did the Protheans decide to make them look like blue human women with retard tentacle heads?
I can't remember the details, but it's important to note that the Asari were considerably more evolved than the other Citadel races at the end of the Prothean cycle (but still fell below the level of technological advancement required for the Reapers to harvest them). When combined with Prothean influence, this is why the Asari were/are so much more advanced than the other Citadel races.

>But following contact with other races, it became socially and culturally frowned upon for reasons I can't remember.
Prothean programming. They instinctively wanted fresh DNA.

A Post national society.

>an attempt to make a genetically adaptive race that can fit in with other races
Did the Asari natural aptitude for biotics evolve naturally due to their planet's geology or was it because of Prothean interference?

>and it's therefore questionable whether they have the right pseudo-sexual organs for human anatomy, or any at all.
God, I hope they do (at least for men). A hole will do.

So were the Ardat Yakshi a consequence of the Protheans too?

>With each other.
That doesn't make sense, they're all women. I bet they just fucked dogs and didn't want to admit it.

>That doesn't make sense, they're all women
Well, it's unknown whether the Protheans actually altered HOW Asari reproduced. I personally doubt they did something that invasive, so I imagine they always reproduced non-biologically. So it doesn't matter if they are all "women".

nah dwarves are stumpy and the elves are beta losers in this universe