Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Oyasumi

Avl i bringa - Avl i jordi

Still here

good night mister Duke!

i made a really shitty phone wallpaper in ms paint :sunglasses:

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
I may.
I know most people get upset when i say this but i only really watch dub, it's not so much it's better than subbed but I'm just really lazy.
I'll probably watch it if i don't like lucky stars, if i do then I'll just watch it after.
Tali
>trips
Sure go for it, i Don't really like Cali anyway
>But i do l-like you

Is that a boy?

these threads are perpetual, impressive

Hello everyone.

So how are you, cutie?

I like you too. Wanna make out.
Welcome
I just want my driver's license

>tomo
Just come with me if you want to live

It's lotte from little witch academia and she's a cute girl

hello miss Juvia!
wowow! hello miss Hanako!

Getting your drivers licence in california is easy as fuck you faggot.

wow

Hey Hanako, late night tonight?

whoa this 50/50 mixup

Im not going to let you sell me into slavery.
Oh ok.

>Claim
Playing 999 so slowly replys

I already got it dumbass. Im just playing the waiting game because california is to autistic to have printers in their DMVs
I'd only sell you if the price was right.

Exactly. Not happening.

Claiming Gatomon

hello miss Hama! how are you?

Hello.
>you pervert
>dubs
>w-what? N-no, that's lewd
>
Hello love-user
Hello Hama

Why do all the fun waifus show up right before bed?

>the price is never right tho.
You are too valuable

It's an old side scroller by capcom based on the old Domino's pizza mascot. I guess it wasn't uncommon for businesses and corporations to do mascot platformers back in the day; I thi no McDonald's and 7up also had them among others.

I feel that. I've got my driving test on Wednesday.

Hi Misaki. A little, was playing a game. How are you?

Hello.

Hama.

If you've already got it, stop fucking complaining and drive yourself into the river already.

>implying you dont want to
Dub dubs
Have you already been raped, i mean processed all your paperwork and junk
>Trying unironically to justify California's shitty system
Take your own advice m8

are you well?
are you also well, friend?

Hi.

> Dub dubs
Hello Lewdvia.
>

Not yet, though it shouldn't be too bad...i hope.

I'm alright. How about you?

Bull shit

I would, but I know the value of patience.

Driving tests are literally the easiest thing in the world, next to Not-being a faggot.

criiiinge

I'm well, just playing a game on my ds

Hello

Krispy

Hi hanako. Im not at my house.

Maybe someone will break in while you're not home

Prepare your anus
Nah id never sell you
>Im a good little mindless drone who just does whatever the government tells me too.

I'm good I'm good! I had a long weekend but I have some time to recover and relax now

Maybe. Never know with that stuff.

...

Well I wouldnt be of use so yeah you would sell me.

Are you feeling better?

At a friends?

Well if it is anything like when i got my permit, then my anus should be fine.

Good to hear.

Driving is a Privilege, not a right. Learn the value of patience.

Watching some dogs

Are there many dark skinned "people" around where you live?

>Driving is a Privilege, not a right
Based as fuck

Do you have mandatory drivers ed in cali?

I don't! It's lewd!
Yeah I've been pretty great lately
>dubs
I am not lewd you pervert
>
How are you beautiful?

hello miss Shizuru

I'm okay. Getting ready for a camping trip tomorrow.

>tfw highschool girls going on a camping trip with college guys

yeah nothing wrong will happen I swear

No, it's optional. Though you can take your test a little earlier if you take the classes, It's 6 months if I remember right.
But at age 18 you can take your test regardless of Drivers Ed.

I doubt my house will be broken into.

Hello there~

Not if you want my taxes to pay for roads and shit go fuck yourself. The dmv is one thing the red states right. Cali is just to fucking stupid amd has to nuke everything and make is a retardedly drawn out process. If you sincerely believe this to be correct go play in traffic.
Ah so its not your first time then. You should be fine.
Liar liar
Nah id rather make you useful then just sell you off.

Gallbladder is kill. She's going to be staying the night in the hospital, should be fine to leave by tomorrow though.

Bird Mom is mine!

that's great to hear

*hugs the qt*

...

I'm not doing sex

It is fun, thank you.

Yes yes of course. How are you?

Im doing quite well thank you. Yourself?

You just got your licence. You barely pay any taxes.
The world doesn't revolve around you, so stop bitching that you don't get what you want on command.

Why not?

Ooh fun.

> I am not lewd
> Proceeds to press breasts in my face

That sounds fun. Ah cmon, what could possibly happen in that scenario.

Hello Firekeeper~.

Hopefully.

That's good. I'm alright.

Yeah it's already out actually.
Hi.

Well if you're a slave you kinda don't have a choice.

ah! hello miss Firekeeper!
good good

Have you not been itt that long? I just got my "california" license. Ive had my commercial license for near 10 years now. California is nothing but an unnecessary mess of bureaucratic hell. Stop defending it.
That is fine i wouldn't want that from you anyway
Should be just stay calm and dont.make sudden decisions. Think everything through then execute. And signal everything

I'll stop defending it when you stop being a demanding little bitch.
>waaahh, I should get what I want when I want it

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Mostly fine, yes. Just the expected complaints from after a surgery.

Anyone claim Zoroark yet?

I am not!
>
No lewding
>dubs
How about you?
I'm great to be honests
>must...ignore urge...to make lewd comment
I'm not, your perverted mind just interprets it as lewd.

Long time no see.
How's the cat?

I've never done it and uh stuff. Very. I still don't want to have to do it. Oh ok good.

>ill stop defending a problem when you stop pointing it out
Much accomplish
So progress
So...you dont want to kiss ;-;
There are other uses for a body besides sex ya know.

that new album is really good

What's going on in this thread?

I came in my sleep again, I want to die.

Cum everyday guys, even if it takes a while to shoot.

How's your night going so far?

hello miss Pee! how are you today?
hello miss Sono! how was your sleep otherwise?

Hard physical labor and cooking? Pics?

Thanks for the tips.

Because your perverted mind intends it to be lewd.

How many dogs?

It's going well. How about your morning?

My whole name is Pee-chan

I'm alright, wide awake after working until midnight

Now yer gitting it.
How long did you not this time?
Why haven't you learned your lesson yet
What my dad told me. He's driven professionally for. 25 years

3 big ones.

There's no real problem there. It takes time to process, and you're whining that you can't have everything immediately like the spoiled child you really are.

That's better I think

Pretty good actually, but two hours in and... yeah.

w-what? no you don't want to see that mess
>11 days of buildup

11 days. I was trying to... you know, two days ago but I don't have a lot of blood in my body and when it rushes down there I get lightheaded

That's great
I've just woken up with a pretty good humour, that's really pleasant
Any plans for the night?

I'll try to remember that! when do you normally sleep then, Pee-chan?
that sounds disappointing
I wish you'd been able to sleep soundly!

Time to cuddle with Juvia and sleep now
>nighty night everyone
I'll give you kiss
Mostly cause I'm going to bed now
>nighty night love
Of course!
Well nighty night now
I do not! I just try to give you an innocent hug.
>nighty night
>filthy pervert

I was joking. Maybe find a way to relieve yourself before it happens again.

About now, but the new job has my schedule all fucked

Me too... now I can't get back to sleep and I want to cry.

Cuddle me...

I should just get a gf.

sleep well friend!
ah, yes! that would mess it up for sure
will midnight shifts be your new norm, or is it cyclical shifts?
I'm sorry friend ;~; is there anything you have that would help get back to sleep?

Do you have any desire to?

No you fucking cunt it literally takes 30 minutes. You just accept the lie they tell you about "processing". Why do you think other states can give them out same day. Also yes its a major inconvenience when a license is needed for employment.
Plus youd learn some skills in the process
Do you have some sort of disease?
Aww fine kisses goodnight are still awesome

That is an option yes