Neil Young

>Neil Young
>he's actually very old

lol

>gorillaz
>damon albarn is white

>King Crimson
>not royalty

>Brian Emo
>Not emo

>Rivers Cuomo
>

>death grips
>all members are alive

>Godflesh
>God has no flesh, he does not exist!

>Radiohead
>doesn't own a radio station

>The Smiths
>The Smiths

>Arctic Monkeys
>Members are all humans

>Daft Punk
>makes very down to earth, conformative music

>Modest Mouse
>Is actually a boastful rat

>Animal Collective
>nothing but humans

But humans are animals though

maybe if you're a godless heathen

kek

>Massive Attack
>actually peaceful

>nine inch nails
>actually just a big man with a big guns

you forgot about panda bear

>Joy Division
>music is depressing

>the black keys
>both members are white

>of Montreal
>not of Montreal

>Air
>obviously solid

>Boards of Canada
>Not from Canada

>Boards of Canada
>scottish

...

>The Beatles
>Not act-

>Pulp
>Not infact beaten into such a state like they deserve to be for being talentless hacks

>The Beatles
>The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>The Cure
>It's cancer

Cuomo estas?

>Fear Factory
>produces laughs

>Bob Dylan
>Shabtai Zisl ben Avraham

>Kanye West
>From MIDwest

>Talking Heads
>sings every word

>Outkast
>Accepted by society

>Nirvana
>clearly he gave up on it

>Mike Love
>Is actually hateful, not loveful

best ones

but its eno with an n

they're called emo you fucking mong, what is an eno kek

Seen and Not Seen is spoken word though

>the xx
>there men in the band

I you know what joy division was? Bunch of hottie Jewish babes in the concentration camps that were basically sex slaves

Yo senpai, you got any JD pics? I wanna see some tits

>Mike Oldfield
>has absolutely nothing to do with tundras

>Grouper
>just one person

>Tyler The Creator
>Actually creates his own beats, runs all his raps

A grouper is a fish tho

>big black
>skinny and white

...

but Man Is The Animal

...

>t4t teen sissy
>he's actually very old

>Yes
>No

>can
>band

underrated

>brand new
>already exists foto quite a while

>user
>thinks this is funny

STANDING

>Genesis
>Broke up