NYC Thread?

NYC Thread?

Manhattan master race reporting in

Fuck Brooklyn, Bronx and Queens

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Manhattan is home for so many cucks.

roll

Says every peasant that can't afford to live here

Morningside here

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Including Trump and his family

W-w-what about Staten island...Don't forget about us

Says the man with no car and 4 other roommates in a 700 sq ft apartment.

Queens is better. I have a driveway faggot

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I've been to Staten Island only once in my life and I swear to god you people act like Jersey faggots so much while still trying to claim you're part of NYC. Queens for life, by the way.

Nah you guys are cool

Lived 6 blocks from the trade center,tribecca,86-93.great neighborhood

what neighborhood do you live in, OP?

>Lives in studio with no roommates
>Doesn't have to get gouged through car insurance/have to put up with traffic

you were saying?

upper east side

>misspells Closet
>Brags about packing himself into a crowded subway car

Yonkers bitches!

so you live where there's fuck all except rich people and you're shitting on places where there's still a night life, convenient transportation and better food?

West NY, NJ - fuck you guys.

Fucking Yonkers. You guys had the option of joining the rest of glorious NYC and you fags voted not to. You should all be wiped from the map.

>Walk to work
>Have 500sq apartment that has every I need

Yup

Fucking upstate NY. Yonkers is full of hick fucks.

>that has every I need
>every

>Implying that the upper east side isn't a 20 min walk away from midtown
>Brooklyn full of hipster fags
>Queens full of immigrants
>Bronx is the Bronx

>Better food
There's a halal cart on every street corner in midtown

You'll be underwater in less than 50yrs, enjoy your stacked lifestyle

Working while browsing Sup Forums. Excuse my typos if I'm trying to type fast

Do you bartend at Bondurants? Rathbones?
No wonder you can only afford a studio and want to shit on other boroughs to fill your emptiness.

> halal cart

holy shit. you probably order Domino's as well.

UES is the bit people skip over. because there's nothing there except rich people's apartments.

>Better food
>Halal

Cuck confirmed

>autist mistaking obvious insult for OP saying that he actually eats from halal carts

Ayyyy
What's good homie

See

>type fast
>type accurately

Pick one faggot

Triggered faggot detected.

You mad that you have to live in one of the shittier boroughs?

greetings from right next door

Barron, please come back into the study. Your tutor is waiting for you. She promises not to touch your red pencils.

Please, Barron. For mommy.

>Grossly overpriced, don't give a shit if you're rich everything is a ripoff
>So many shitskins
>Less than 40% white
>Actually smells bad especially coming up from sewers
>Concrete jungle
>Homeless galore
>Least free state in the country, least free part of new york state
>Bunch of marxist cucks

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Lol I'm glad I live in Queens. I've been taking the train to school for the past 5 years and I'm tired of it. I love driving so I can't see myself living in Manhattan or anywhere like it.

Can confirm

Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast

What part of Queens?

Ayy bby u wun sum fuk

Queens Village, borderline LI

Please don't track me down and rape/kill me

jew

Smells like shit in your whole state

Queens for the win! Even though Manhattan literally gets all the goodies >:(

They named it West NY, even though you are in New Jersey.

Maximum cuck level achieved

Those Manhattan peasants will never get to you

Bronx, Morris Park here
My neighborhood is straight Italians and Albanians
You should have seen this place go crazy when Italy won the 2008 World Cup

Anyone wish NYC could become its own state?

forgot pic

It pretty much is it's own Jewish state

Bronx here as well, not too far from Morris park.

Ask a bronxite anything.

How come we never get any HAPPENINGs? This blizzard was supposed to be the worst to hit us.

Everytime
>winter storm juno
>HAPPENING
>2 inches
>winter blizzard stella
>HAPPENING
>2 inches

Lol I'm glad.

On a serious note, do you ever reminisce about the old days? Like, it was so different back in the day. I swear even the sky looked different and the atmosphere too. Shit kinda sucks now.

>all that coastline
>still such a polluted depressing shithole
I actually don't feel comfortable knowing that out of control garbage fire known as New York City is flanking so much water..... are we keeping an eye on the amount of aids entering the water?

I live in Queens and having to go through Main St. every single day for the past seven years has been the reason why I feel suicide isn't such a bad thing.

If that ever happens, I'll make sure to recreate the Israeli/Palestine situation

manhattan express reporting in

I don't know what you mean. You should go clean out your driveway or something though.

The last happening was Sandy.

Sometimes weather control doesn't turn out like they plan it.....

2006. guess it was loud.

Samefagging. And last year's ultra nigga snow storm.

Lol user now your gf isn't the only one who's dissapointed by two inches.

Dang that's a really long island

Aw fuck yeah Pete Davidson, son

Lived in the Bronx for 3 years (1 in Soundview 2 in Highbridge.)
Fuck. That. Place. Fuck all the niggers. Fuck the pretentious cucks. Manhattan is so much better.

Any stories?

Twin brother got robbed 20 seconds after leaving our front door by a squad of dindus, majority of the white people in Soundview are hipters fags, Highbridge is awful every time there's a fucking Yankees game as all the niggers are strolling around and people from Jersey infest the streets.
Fuck the Bronx.