Tell me your best puns and opening lines that i could use on tinder

Tell me your best puns and opening lines that i could use on tinder.

fuck islam

Do you like farts?

Cuz i'll suck one out of ur butt

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jet fuel

Do you wanna make some money?
Or
Do you want to grab some drinks/coffee

Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna get in the bath with you

Pic related worked for me today

Maybe that's what works for girls

I looking for a girl that's into scat. Let me shit on your chest ladies.

Works like a charm

So...women are retarded ?

I'll fuck you till my dick explodes like a hot pocket in a microwave.

I'm retarded as well do it's a win- win, isn't it

Damn girl do you know what's 7 inches long, rock hard, and full of semen right now?

The sock under my bed :(

Has worked dozens of times, if they find it funny at all it is a green light for you. From there make small talk and set up a date within a week, easiest fucking app in the world.

Is your ass Auschwitz? I can't help but concentrate on it. (should only be used on Meme-Girls)

Haha that's a good one, user

That one too

I usually just try and match with some commie and message "let me fill you with my means of production"

Works more than you'd think

>easiest fucking app in the world.
>set up a date within a week
>a week
don't make me laugh. 1-2h and its set or pass

i haven't brushed in three days, can i floss my teeth with your pubic hair

I meant set a date immediately for sometime within the next week. Obviously as soon as you begin talking to the gal you want to set things in stone.

And now we wait

If you had a dollar for each number in your phone #, how much money would you have?

"you know the difference between sex and a conversation?"
"No"
"Cool. You wanna come to my house and talk?"

Never worked so far but there's always next time.

"cash me ousside"
"how bout dah"