/brit/ - summary edition

boo hoo I'm feeling sad mummy life is so hopeless, please give me more attention yes more attention, pay attention to me

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This thread is mad gay

edition

cara

>early and SHITTY
only give it the herbal treatment

The Smiths are not a classic rock band nor is Joy Division nor is Queen and Bowie is borderline. Bowie is experimental rock like The Red Velvet.

alri hess

dont come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporized.

I'm gay

stace is on the look out, so watch it.

Amsterdam is one of the worst cities in Europe.

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on the agenda,

>unsolved mysteries
>potential psy-ops
>that noise you heard in the corner of your room just then

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I wish shows wouldn't have more than one oriental person

they arr rook da same

business idea: build a village of hobbit houses, rent them out to nerds

>tfw no friends to go to a trampoline park with

Journey is fucking horrid. Why do people act as if it was some patrician (meme) band of a past age when it had essentially the same reputation as Nickelback in its own time.

the waifu

depression is a choice

everyone ignored my 'NK has godzilla imprisoned' theory and i'm quite sad about it

thought it was clever

the gf

I liked it but I didn't feel it was reply worthy
sorry

>psy ops

Odd looking creature

I have two personalities

Nicest Norman you'll ever meet

and

TWISTED FUCKING ANGLO

the gf

youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

I thought it was quite fun

aaiiiiyyyeeeaarrrrgghhhhhhooooooohhaaaa

need a transgender ginger gf

fuck england

>dude just join some clubs, be yourself and you'll do great!

IT'S JUST A BLACKLIGHT FANTASEE

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you gay or something lad?

quite depressed at the moment

Such annoying advice

she looks vapid

*talks pish at ye*

itll get better la

where do i go to make friends like this in real life?

whats your origin story lads?

Jesus christ, Paris looks like a fucking shithole

looks like mums old dolls. whata weird cranium

trailer park

forgot link
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raised by parents who probably did not have a particularly good idea of how to raise a son
currently a quite mentally and socially malformed gymcel

What's her game

she looks fun and interesting t b h

parents really should have never had kids

Hitler

Was there 4 years ago and around the eiffel tower area was awful, can't imagine how bad it is now

well it all started in Munich, in the early 1920s...

unplanned pregnancy
mum was 36 when she had me
definitely resulted in making me autistic

parents took the laissez faire approach and it resulted in me turning out to be a huge loser

kiwis are very tart

me > you

EY WOAH ASSHOLE GIMME A PIZZA PIE OVAH HEAH
AY WOAH FUCK YOU PAL

kiwi tarts on the other hand are quite sweet waheyyyyy

they hide it well though

google maps won't show anything recent, and if it does it's clearly during a time of day when there's as few immigrants around as possible

i wouldn't visit paris if you paid me, and i bet the rest of france is worse

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>all the normans have buggered off to bed so they can be up early for work

Should've said
>I don't have one but I wouldn't mind if your brought your pussy

haha. You ever wonder what we'd be like if we were normal, lads? I sometimes wonder what my life would be like if my parents weren't ultra pc and didnt shy away from raising me like a normal boy

Suicide seems very appealing right now

People love to meme about Hitler to be edgy but you know who actually did nothing wrong? Robespierre.

Well it all started in Catalonia, Spain, 1936

spoiler that hog

if I go to the leisure center alone will people think I'm a nonce?

amazing post

hmm

business idea: committee of public safety

Why user? I can give you a reason to live.

Literally just found out Rockefeller died.

How long until we find out he's been reborn as a daemon?

Bit too explicit

>Urkh, subtitles?
>You mean, I'll need to read the screen?

>m.f.w. plebs say these and not complaining about the amount of garbage in multiplices with no good films

yes it does

Disgusting whore.

This. But I guess you could say he got aHEAD of himself.

think you might be literally autistic lad

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americans love black people so much

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high test brosnan

scary

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What a runty existence. Everything about this image repulses me. I would hate to be a lower class plebian.

Alri bride of Frankenstein

accidentally clicked into /his/

quickly clicked out after a cheeky scroll

if it had flags it would be 1000x better

phwoar

*ladygarden*
interesante

>disaster
nah haha

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daily reminder deerhunter are elite

could go for something to eat right now

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>J'avais treize ans
>J'admirais si fort Robespierre
>J'avais l'intégral de ses citations
>Tout les soirs je priais Robespierre
>Je le remerciais pour la République qu'il nous a donné, au nom de l'Etre Suprême
>"Robespierre est l'amour, Robespierre est la Révolution" je clamais
>mon père m'entend prier et m'insulte de pédé
>Bien sûr il était jaloux de ma dévotion envers la Terreur
>Je l'ai insulté d'enculé
>Il me frappe et m'envoie dans ma chambre
>Je pleure parce que ça fait mal
>Je vais me coucher dans mon lit
>Quelque chose me touche
>C'est Maximilien Marie Isidore de Robespierre
>Je suis si heureux
>Il me murmure "c'est l'heure de la Terreur"
>Il me fait me coucher sur mon lit
>Je suis prêt
>Son sexe colossal est en érection
>Il me pénètre avec son pénis d'incorruptible
>ça fait mal, mais je le laisse faire au nom de la République
>Je le sens en moi, ça fait si mal, je pleure
>Il s'enfonce encore plus
>Je veux plaire à Maximilien
>Il pousse un rugissement et hurle "Despotisme!" alors qu'il jouit en moi
>Mon père entre
>Maximilen lui dit "la Révolution est la guerre de la Liberté contre ses ennemis"
>Il part par la fenêtre
Maximilien de Robespierre est la vie, Maximilien de Robespierre est la Révolution
>Le jour suivant, je retrouve mon père décapité

remember when you used to look forward to birthdays and getting older

the jews made us fetishize them so now we're stuck with it

even i wish i was a big black buck haha

CNN can do that

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Must be mad becoming a parent

This girl takes literally 12 hours to respond

What should I say regarding her tardy timing