>Russians are Ivan
>Germans are Hans
>French are Pierre
>Indians are Pajeet
What is the stereotypical birth name associated with your cunt by which other nations refer to you? I'm not sure if USA has one, so if anyone could inform me of what it is that would be cool.
It's Cletus
U.S.A is Juan
USA can't have one because you're a multi culti cuntri.
Usa = Tyrone
My cunt = Siti Bedah
Euros say 'Tyrone' or 'Juan' to piss us off but it's probably some really white name like 'Tyler' or 'John'.
Cuck
Nigel
Presumably due to Farage, Though I've never met one.
Pierre?
Names like Hunter or Cody are considered uniquely "American"
j think ive seen Kevin mentioned
It's actually Bean.
I'm not sure if USA has one,
Either cletus or Jamal
USA was John Smith until shitskins like you and your parents crashed the joint
Federico
I'm named Matthew actually, and muh hurritage is:
1/4th English
1/4th North Italian
1/4th Russian
1/4th Ukrainian
Bruce.
Never met one irl.
I've seen Cletus used on Sup Forums but I've never met one IRL, not even an elderly person named that. Maybe in a movie or something?
this
USA = John
Nigel was relatively popular in the 1960s, not popular at all these days for new names.
>I've seen Cletus used on Sup Forums but I've never met one IRL, not even an elderly person named that. Maybe in a movie or something?
Cletus the slack jawed yokel on the Simpsons is the only one I can think of.
Juan for chile aweonao
Zhang
Aus girls are Sheila for whatever reason, not sure about Aus guys but Mohammed will do just fine
it's Bruce
Ivan
Marko
Luka
But 100% Croatian names :
Domagoj
Tomislav
John Smith or John Doe
Johnny
>1/4th Ukrainian
Billy Bob
>Arkansas
Either Wiremu or Bruce
Nobody says that. You are Muhammad.
So you are 1/2 Russian
Yeah I guess. Not that it means anything, anyway: I have no meaningful connection to any cultural values beyond sharting in Walmart and getting shot.
I am 2/4th's Ukrainian.
Male:
José
Female:
María
Alexandru
In most groups of 5 or more men you will find two Alexandru's or more.
Old popular names were Andrei, Vasile, Gheorghe.
Azis
I blame Russia. They claim to hate homos but they're the n1 driving force behind his popularity.
>Poppy
what the fuck lad
Azis is literally a turk name though.
We should be Georgi or Gosho.
Nah, I worked with Bulgarians and uou suffer from the same thing as Romanians, just that you call them Alexandar or Aleksandar
>French are Pierre
Not really? Usually they're just called frogs. Nobody refers to the French as a whole as "Pierre" the same way Germany gets labeled Hans or Fritz.
Croats online are all named Hrvoje or Ivica desu
I think we're more of a surname stereotype
Szczdrzkrzczszkiewicz
Kowalski?
But for name i would guess maybe Jakub?
Bobby Ray McDonald's
Paweł
or Marek
Pekka
Tuukka
Jouni
Jonne
Veeti
Mikko
Sven
Pajeet isn't even a real you inbred cunts! Rakesh, Ramesh, Rahul, Amit, Vikas, Those are real names.
Nah, being called Pierre or Francois is quite common here.
Not as common as being called Mohamed or Abdul or whatever muslim name, though.
Pepik
>Tuukka
>Jouni
>Veeti
Why yes. Very common and well known names, especially among others than millenial hippie babies.
Polamber?
>I'm not sure if USA has one
Joe.
>Pepik
What the fuck
Almost never met an Ivan, lol. Dmitri, Alexander or Nikita is more popular.
Jan or Johan (from Johannes) is the Dutch John/Juan
Hans also comes from Johannes
But you usually call me aquafresh
What are you doing here ? You got toothbrushes waiting for you.
t. Remco
That's normal for Canada.
I'm CIA
Marcelo
but the actual most common names are João and José
kek gtfo Rakesh
grzegorz. or janusz, if you're older
>upstairs neighbors are Polish
>illegal
>Guy is called Janusz
>some day the cops or some sort of inspection knock on their door
>Janusz jumps from the balcony into our backyard and hides
kek thank you for reminding me. He was a bro and even though he was illegal he never bothered or annoyed you unlike turks and stuff
Dongus
Not even joking
> Mohammed will do just fine
That's a funny way to spell Chiang.
I thought we called you nips?
>jumps from the balcony into our backyard and hides
i hope he didn't lose his klapki in the process
As for USA anons in Sup Forums, it would be David Wang.
No shit all of those names OP listed, aren't accurate. Nor is "Bruce" for us. It's a meme. For us the most accurate (most common) is "Oliver" or "William".
It's Diego
Diego Blanco
Jock or Angus
USA is Ethan
most common name in turkey is ahmet yılmaz, but on Sup Forums its just "mehmet"
Hans-Peter, Ruedi or Ueli
USA is Pedro
USA is Fatty desu
We should call Americans John or something like that, because it's the most boring and stereotypical name I can think of.
Just like Hans, Pierre and Ivan.
lost my keks
every brit i know personally are named oliver
Mario even if isn't so common a personal name
Jamal Gonzalez
Boludo
Male Poles:
kid - Brajan
adult - Seba
old - Janusz
Female Poles:
kid - Dzesika
adult - Karyna
old - Grazyna
>Blanco
Argentina is white confirmed.
I thought it was Radu. Damn, need to get my insults updated.
No its Steven Walter Osvaldo
Probably "Johnnie".
There is literally nothing wrong with naming girls after flowers
Wang
Go worship a toilet instead of using one lol pajeeet
>михaйлo
Pudoo Patel
kek this name is fucking retarded lol
literally sounds like Poo-Doo Patel
Abu, lol