Walk in kitchen

>walk in kitchen
>see this
>what do?

die from a fucking heart attack

Put it back into the ocean

Ask for more pics

man the harpoons

>leave kitchen

Fire up the Oven.

Disinfect EVERYTHING

Fuck hard

Bleach the counter, that is fucking unsanitary.

im CUM

"Boys! We gon' eat well tonight!"

Ask her to leave because I'm a part time tree, who maybe just wanted to eat a fucking sandwich.

Point firearm and tell her to leave. She is covered in cum and is no good to me.

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get a european ac adapter

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Fantastic tits though.

This. Apparently my house traveled to another continent.

Who's kitchen?

who tf is she?

she aint fat, just a lil thicc

Run out of house because fuck fat bitches

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>she aint fat, just a lil thicc

You forgot the "too".

>she aint fat, just a lil TOO thicc

Turn the oven up to 360 degrees and walk away.

kick her our because she probably ate all my food and smells like grease

Throw legs back and proceed to have vaginal intercourse

I'm going to need a bigger oven

Get the smoker ready cause i'm abouta feed my family for weeks with this big piggy

There is no such thing as second-hand heart attacks, you should be safe.

Smash

Slap her in this face pinch her nipple and make her suck my dick until i finish. Then id fuck her in the belly button

Probably make an awkward attempt to have sex with her, get rejected, go upstairs and watch anime.

Immediately check the fridge to see how much of my food this whale just devoured

What anime?

Shes beautiful Id have to bend her over the counter.

eat her pussy then turn around and shit all over her dick. more fat chicks

>reverse image search
>get name
>google name
>she used to look like this
>she is still a model even after gaining that weight
>kinda wish I played life on easy mode

Been watching lots of sports anime like Haikyuu and Shokugeki

Is Shokugeki worth a watch?

Very much so. Great show, with no power up bullshit.

I'll give it a go then. Cheers

everyone forgot "thar she blows!!"

dive into that muff face first
i wanna hear that fat bitch cum

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inseminate until my balls implode

I would smash the piggy

Bump for more chubby (or non-huge fat) girls with nice big boobs.

>sports anime
>Shokugeki
i like it too nigga but cmon now

Reach into my drawer where I have my 1911, pull it out and empty the clip of .45 ACP hollow points

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Who left my ham on the counter? I wasn't going to defrost it till tomorrow. Guess I'll just have to fuck it now before it goes bad.

get blow job fat girls give the best head

She was hotter when she was skinny

360 degrees, unzip fly, benis in bagina.

Knock her up, abort 4 months later, repeat until her tits are too big for her to get around and hook them up to an industrial cow milker.

Sell milk for profit after her food is paid for

Fucking kek

Fat girls with huge tits a best

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Holy fuck, when did I get granite countertops?!

Ask my mother why there is a strange woman in the kitchen.

bump

Lucy collet

I... guess i'd try to fuck her? Idk, she's looks pretty hot.

Free Willy!

I wouldn't stand underneath when it jumps though.

Fuck her like a man, what else?

tell her to get out of the kitchen and stay out for a while