Any good tutorials on how to fuck my hamster?

Any good tutorials on how to fuck my hamster?

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lol wut

U fuckin' wot m8?

I have one for you.

1. Don't

No. You should make it. Take pictures. Profit$$$

Don't know anything about fucking hamsters, but that pizza looks awesome.

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Underrated post.

Stick it up your asshole and let it nibble and claw at your rectal cavity as you clench your cheeks closed to not let it escape.

Do you murder the small rodent with your penis via TRYING to fuck the small furry creature it knows no sin, also go outside more often

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Shut up, Marshal.

Wait hamster as in mouse thing?

Hahahaha what!?

I'll try this, thank you

>Shut up, Marshal
I will NOT do as you have requested.

Pls, Slim. Pls.

Have you tried putting your penis in it?

Nope free country, I have the right to be an asshole and I shall do so.........with pride

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS

Aww man, I wish I had a hamster now... Dx

Mix bleach and ammonia. Insert in microwave.

So rude, Em. Why you do this?

You wrap it in duct tape first so it doesn't get torn in half.

it was a fun ride but now people are actually suggesting shit, I'm out

gtfo my Sup Forums normie

you need to shrink your cock... probably not by much though...

Bump

Douse it in gasoline and light it on fire, it will be fucked proper.

put it in microwave for 10 min, it will be real fucked

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