Hey, anons. So I don't ask this shit often...

Hey, anons. So I don't ask this shit often, but can anyone recommend a fleshlight for someone who has never used so much as a pocket pussy before?

There seems to be quite a few designs.

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Take your pick of any. Your dick wont notice the difference anyway.

Recommend soaking in warm water a few minutes before using.

Get the fleshlight vortex. Trust me. Let it sit in hot water 10-15 minutes before using and remember to lube it up before use. FeelsGoodMan

Soak them? Are they really cold?

it most definitely will...
also soaking it in water means you have to pat it dry before using. and the inside canal will feel different with both lube and some water in there.

they are rubber. they are gonna feel colder than your body temperature dick because they aren't alive.

user, I have 5 of them.

Alien is the one that gives me the hardest orgasms.

The one with lotus feels most real

The classic is just boring.

Jenna Haze Obsession is the best I've ever used.
Stoya Destroya close second.
Stoya gets bonus points coz she's so friggen hot

is this the one?

Yeah

i've considered this one. i originally go the "stu" but that ripped up on the inside even with me taking care of it. i can't fuck those little nipples/burrs such as the lisa ann one or stoya one. i don't have that kind of money.

Probly not using enough lube man

Pretty much yeah. Also what that guy said; use lube or your dick is gonna bleed.

lube the shit out of your dick dude

Get the newest flesh light turbo, I currently own the mouth and the turbo is just a better versionof that. You will not regret buying a fleshlight, mines still going strong after a full year of use and I do not regret buying one at all

And how about the stamina unit?

Had 2. STU was the only good one of those I tried.

anyone has the launch?

So what most people will, or should, recommend is something soft, the softer the better usually. You can read more in-depth information on /jp/ona
their pastebin will have a lot of tips and information for new cummers like yourself.

Also, fleshlight in general is not what you want unless you are blessed with a long dong, as their tunnel lengths are usually too long to be useful.

Toydemon is OK for information, such as softness and tunnel length, but only buy from them if you're taking advantage of free shipping. The pastebin will have more info.

Riley reid is all you need.

I might not even need to get a real girlfriend now

>all 5

Do you move on to other sex toys like dildos?

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Nice, good to see women can't properly report on anything or do appropriate research. It's clear from the product page you don't stick your dick in the machine, you stick your dick in the fleshlight and that goes in the machine. Yet the writer couldn't be assed to to the barest amount of research on what she was writing about.

Agree the vortex is my go to

Also the crystal ass one is good aswell, better than the crystal pussy one as it's a bit tighter

how does one even buy a fleshlight?

how does one surrender to the shame of having your mailman deliver a fleshlight?

how does one cope with bringing it to the counter if one buys it in the store?

what if you live with your mom? how can it be delivered? if you sent it to a friend's house, wouldn't that also be embarrassing?

>bought online
>from site that only does discreet packaging
>delivered to virtual address then pickup from post office when convenient
>hide under bed

They come in a long rectangular box, it's not like you can even feel what it is through the post packaging. Just do it faggot.

Fuckin online shopping my friend, I got a few when me and the mrs were doing orders of lingerie and vibrators and shit so they all rocked up in a big inconspicuous box

>how does one even buy a fleshlight?
With money, usually a debit/credit card because those pre-charged ones at the groccery store wont work kid

>how does one surrender to the shame of having your mailman deliver a fleshlight?

The mailman knows nothing of what you're buying, and unless you live in podunk fucking nowhere, no-one gives a fuck about you, who you are, or what you do.

>how does one cope with bringing it to the counter if one buys it in the store?

From what I've seen only sex shops sell this type of thing, so ask yourself what you're doing in there in the first place

>what if you live with your mom? how can it be delivered? if you sent it to a friend's house, wouldn't that also be embarrassing?

Stop being underage. Or, schedule delivery for when you're home and no one else is. Or, have them hold it at the post office and drive there

I'm trying to buy some as well, so I'm sending shit to po boxes and collecting them.

>how does one cope with bringing it to the counter if one buys it in the store?

Sex shops are staffed with pleasant, sex-positive people who will happily discuss with you the finer points of masturbation, and which toys are their favorites.

>>what if you live with your mom? how can it be delivered? if you sent it to a friend's house, wouldn't that also be embarrassing?

Google GENERAL DELIVERY if you live in the us.

Onahole is superior to fleshlight and I'm not even a weeb. So, that should tell you something.

Fuck flashlights just get an utimi off Amazon and save yourself 50 bucks, I've used both and I actually like the utimi better, flashlights are overpriced garbage

Clearly I meant fleshlights, stupid autocorrect

I think most anons don't want to go into a sex shop.

In that case they can peruse /jp/'s onahole general and get faptoy advice from expert masturbators and fellow anons

Somehow a permanent onahole thread seems more sad than this temporary one. How many ways can you describe jerking off with a onahole?

Waste of money in my opinion. I had the Lisa Ann one but threw it away because of the maintainence. Cleaning your nut out of that shit after you're done gets old and and I'd rather go to sleep when i finish. They're just a bit disgusting and as far as masturbation goes, nothing will ever beat your hand. Buy a cheap whore on back page or something with the money instead if you need a piece of pussy

My suggestion to anyone wanting to get into it is to start with some cheap ones and see what you like. I ordered a couple rather inexpensive items that were well reviewed. Totally happy with the purchase and will probably buy more.

Bonus protip: 99 cent store sells lube. Yes it is as good as KY. If money is no issue, ignore me and just buy nice shit who cares, but if you want to just get your feet wet you can be fucking some lubed rubber pussy in no-time for a fraction of what a fleshlight costs and still be quite satisfied.

>Buy a cheap whore on back page or something with the money instead if you need a piece of pussy

Ehh...

As many ways as onaholes can be shaped, the materials they can be made from, and the lubes they can be paired with?

It's /jp/, the board for jobless shutins. They have a lot of free time.

>how does one even buy a fleshlight?
Where they are available, with money.

>how does one surrender to the shame of having your mailman deliver a fleshlight?
My mailman doesn't give a shit about one of 10,000 brown packages he's going to deliver that day.

>how does one cope with bringing it to the counter if one buys it in the store?
With what the milf at my local sex shop has seen me buy I'd be surprised if this didn't make me seem LESS weird.

>what if you live with your mom?
And you're embarrassed about the fleshlight?
>how can it be delivered?
UPS mate. Also seriously l. I've taken the bus home with a foot long silicone horse cock in my backpack. You can pay 6$ for amazon shipping.

>if you sent it to a friend's house, wouldn't that also be embarrassing?
Why in gods name would you EVER do that?

Has anyone else started move onto other sextoys? Like anal ones?

In time you will understand.

>I've taken the bus home with a foot long silicone horse cock in my backpack

>horse cock

How do you even get to that point?

My siblings are my roommates. I ordered some shit with nary a worry. Just plain boxes with no labels that give any clue as to what's inside. You could have ordered a box of staples or crackers for all anyone knows.

Where do you think you are?

I agree fuck flashlights. Bring back lanterns

Agreed wholeheartedly ive established a great relationship with my local pornshop owner and he showed my girl and i some cool stuff, maybe you need to have a sip or two of liquid courage before, just dont stink and make a fool of yourself. Have an ID of they ask and you look like a lil kid. Everyone faps (even the nuns prolly do lel) so nut up bro. And ordering off the nets is legit most places state "discrete pkging" so bam. Done and done. Thank us later ;)

Jesus Christ.

I really don't understand japan's sexual situation. No religion, yet they're still uptight as fuck and have a declining birthrate, as well as having a fucked up porn industry.

I jump for some cheap 12$ shit that's like 16 ounces. Also yeah, cheap is worth it. I bought a tenga 3d and that shit worked for a full year with no frays at 1/5 the cost a fleshlight. Hell, the fuckers are meant to be flipped inside out during use, so they're easy to clean and come with a nice display case. Anyone asks you just lie and say it's a silcone sculpture.

Also yes. I got massive dongs for my butt and prostate stim and wewwww yes

Life's a slippery slope.

Yeah, it still begs the question of how anons get to that point.

Probably all the bombs.
But in all seriousness, it's more than likely because of Japans evolving workforce, most people are encouraged to succeed and asians tend to be more hardworking / driven than others (as a generalization) so less women there are focusing on having children and more on working on their careers. I forgot which one, but there was an interesting documentary on how the Japanese porn industry and sexual deviancy has evolved and many new jobs open up in order to fill the void that has been created by so many people being career oriented. In fact there are clubs where women will pay a dude to listen to their problems and pour them drinks, and they can make the equivalent of a 6 figure salary.

I have a battery powered lantern, does that count?

No kidding, I'm still deciding if I've become degenerate enough to buy this and start building a latex dog suit.

I can throw it the dump later when I feel ashamed. It's not quite the point of no return until you get fucked, right?

How about spending that money on actual hooker you fucking idiot

To put it simply:
Jap women want both easy lives and handsome men.
Jap men don't want to deal with the hassle of dealing with jap women.
Porn is cheap, quick, and accessible.
Japan is pretty good at "what you do is your buisness so long as you keep it private."

And so since both sides are placated (jap women by white guys, and jap men by robot pussy), the birth rate is dropping.

Probably not, actually speaking from someone with radiologist friends (who are much smarter than I), tons of people come into the hospital each year with something stuck up their ass. One story I was told is a guy came in with a buzz lightyear stuck up his ass because the wings deployed on his anal endeavors.

Nah, you can always turn shit around.
It's when you no longer WANT to turn shit around that you're lost in the void.

Hooker is a one time use.

It's like saying i should rent a limo rather than just buy a bike.

>jap men are all autists
>jap women like white dick

That can't be right.

kek

The fact the you will/have spent a few hundreds on a latex dog suit might haunt you for the rest of your life, if you ever reach normalcy.

>no

>yes

So you came back from the void?

Sorry, I didn't mean to word that like I did, what I meant was that many people experiment with anal shit and manage to be normal, re-reading that I realize that it sounded like a no.
If its anything like my past obsession with traps, you should be able to comeback from the void, it just may take awhile.

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You think I should go ahead with and get it out my system?

I mean It's up to you, but the mind's pleasure system is very hard to ween yourself off of, and the prostate is probably the most sensitive thing in the human body. For me it took nearly 2 years to completely quit traps, and I didn't even stick shit in my ass, but I didn't run around outside trying to fuck little boys either. I guess what I mean is, just because you're ass fucking yourself doesn't mean you'll just start sucking dick.

>but I didn't run around outside trying to fuck little boys either.

?

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>For me it took nearly 2 years to completely quit traps

How did you get on them in the first place? I'm guessing a similar story to most anons, weirder porn and no sex?

>For me it took nearly 2 years to completely quit traps

I have 250GB of trap and shemale porn. How do I get rid off it?

shift+del?

I mean it's a good start to remove these things from your hard drive

monitorin

>up to you

I'm gonna flip a coin. Say it does land on heads, is there anything I should know about anal toys and latex suits, maintainence-wise?

Took ages to find good shemale porn in HD quailty.

This any good?

If you want to change you have to make drastic moves. I know it's hard but having 250 GB shemale porn pretty much prevents you from quiting. It's something you have to sacrifice in order to achieve your goals.

is the goal to quit traps or porn entirely?

One user mentioned it on the top.

Man, it's going hurt. It took like 3 years finding the best rips and the most obscure ones. Like ones that pop up on (shemale) sauceless ones, I had found the (temporary) source.

I assumed, based on the previous comments

Never tought about opening a site with that content? If it's that hard to collect I'm pretty sure there would be a lot of visitors and you could make some extra with it

Why do you wanna quit?

My goal is quit shemale porn.

I barely look at regular porn cos it seems like my inability to talk to women has somehow crossed over to my porn habits.

No.

Probably would get sued as well. Imagine being sued for shemale porn.

I had some disfunctions because of watching too much porn. Completely abandoning porn for a while solved me these things. So if íou want to completely quit, you have to remove your collection. I know it's hard and sad but it's something that will make your life better. For me working a little more and starting a new hobby (I bought a quadcopter and started to take photos, I started hiking etc) helped a lot

>make no income because adblock
>get DMCA'd into oblivion for pirated tranny porn

Better off just putting up a torrent in /t/, maybe offload it onto a seedbox if he wants to delete it immediately.

Who is even the target audience for that? Or is just exhibitionism?

>seedbox
What's that?

Heh getting fucked harder than the guys in the vids that you're trying to share.

A server that will rent time to you to seed your torrents.
Almost mandatory for private trackers with nazi ratio policies.

Go online and try these.
Cheap and loli.
Just put a lock on them so nobody sees.

>feels more real
>five sex toys
>implying you have ever felt the real deal

Christ no.

Who is shameless enough to take that kind of picture?

You get what you pay for. Wouldnt advise the Fleshlight though too costly, big & bulky, get the FL pilot or what I use the Fleshlight Quickshot. Easy to clean. Easy to stash & although its tight as fuck thats a good thing sometimes. :)