What is something you always wanted to do but didn't or couldn't?

What is something you always wanted to do but didn't or couldn't?

For me its fucking anything just anything

gettin dubs

I wanted tell my father that I forgive him and that deep inside I know that he did the best he could but he is dead now.

mods?

fuck my sister...

Why?

Roofie and than fuck myself. I got the first step down, but it's the second that I'm having trouble with...

He thinks op pic is cheesy

Go to America to meet someone I care dearly about.

Is there a gallery for the girl that ass and cunt belongs to?

marian?

Lol how do you know my name??

Found out I liked guys too after I was engaged, so fuck a guy.

Also a threesome would be interesting but I don't know if I'd like it in reality.

tits or gtfo

Learn a lot of stuff like a fighting sport or an instrument shit like this :(

Have a successful career, friends and a kitchen where I could host parties.

But mental disorders got in the way now I don't see that ever happening.

Bungee jumping too I guess.

Sauce on the pic?

>no follicles on pussy
>asshole clean, pinky and hairless
mmm pizza

Enjoy sex.

I don't enjoy sex.

why not

Fellow mental fag here

Been out of work and stuck in a rut for 3 years. Constantly struggling to get by, pay rent, survive. Even getting out of bed was hard.

One day I got up and applied for work at the zoo for literally no reason. Got the position by sheer luck and now feeling better than I have in as long as I can remember. Things are still hard but I wouldn't have guessed my situation would have improved so much so quickly until it did.

Things get better but you can't always see it coming.

reverse image search it niggers

more cheese please

No clue. Fucked heaps of women through uni, got a hot girlfriend now, but never enjoyed it. I always cum unless I'm wasted, but yeah.

No, not gay, considered it for a while but definitely straight. Just don't enjoy sex.

Find true love and a meaningful relationship and start a family

Thanks, (You)

I go for a 'interview' with some specialists to try and get me back on track next week. Here's hoping.

I've just come out of a job I had for 6 months, but I got bored, depressed and I got fired.

What does that name mean to you?

Ay uber if they have it in your town and your car is new enough. Sounds gay when I was unemployed for like two weeks I made like 600 each week doing it. Plus you meet all sorts of normies. I did sign up for it like a year and half ago and it seemed gay as shit but it helped out.

Can't even afford a full licence, let alone a car bro

Feels bad man.

I always wanted to join the military. I applied at age 17 and qualified for 52 different jobs, had permission from my parents, but the federal government rejected me for unspecified medical reasons. My brother served in Afghanistan and man, I wanted to go with him.
I'm still holding onto hope that I can work in Intelligence one day.

check if they have the lease car thing. But full license sounds foreign, to me anyway. Where abouts are you sir?

I mean the name's correct, but was it just a lucky guess?

If so fucking bravo. I actually applaud you. Buy a lottery ticket. And then share some with me.

UK my dude

it ment alot to me

no i personally know you

Oh man...I know you're probably having a tough time but from what i hear here in the states that brexit bs is making shit harder, that true? I suppose you can always try some fast food shit. I did that before as well I worked at dairy queen at fucking 28 yo dude...some money is better than no monies.

You guys know that chick up there, please tell me she's at least 35.

no she's 20 lmao

I want to eat this ass before i die

Applied to everything in my area....I still got paycheck coming next month.

I'm just gonna get my head straight before blasting into work. Might study. Who knows? :)

I've always wanted to join up too but I know they're gonna reject me cause of my chrohns which doesn't actually limit me in any way

Saying how much I love her...but I can't, she loves me tho.
Am I an idiot?

Well hope it goes well, school is usually a good choice.

Be fine Tye Tye

that's a good age any pics of her face?

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no face pics

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relax dude confirmed 20 years old.

Women aren't that great, especially sexually, but that's about all their good for. Sex dies get Uber boring though. I've always wanted the ability to travel whenever and wherever I want.

Call me.. i miss you

Those look like my ex gf's feet...Sadly this is all I have left her. She never let me take pics of her snatch even though it was very pretty.

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I'd rather not send cp image request to google

One of the links said 18yo or older only.

getting a bigger, thicker booty for guys to play with when they pound my ass

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>What is something you always wanted to do but didn't or couldn't?


Stop being a paedophile

Yes?

getting a genital operation to be a real girl

Have a daughter, let her invite her friends over.
>you kids want some punch?
Spike punch with something that'll knock them out. Then go under their sheets and eat out each of their pretty hairless snatches while I'm stroking my diamond staff.

I always wanted to fuck a toaster - then my dick got too hot.

awe....dude....

What will knock them out?

>just anything

I have good news for you OP. Since you're already a faggot just by simply being OP, go find a faggot to fuck. There's a never ending supply of faggots that want to take dick and never give it back.

Ayy I work at a Zoo too, during summers. Great place to work

>Being a eurocuck and wanting to be an hero

You will never be a real girl, faggot. Stop larping and be a man.

lel

Do you ever get the urge to throw your own shit back at the monkeys when no one is looking?

Hahaha truthfully, the monkeys we have are pretty damn entertaining to watch. Once a goose flew in their area and the monkeys pounced on it and tore it to shreds, another goose was dive-bombing them and trying to save its friend, but to no avail.

We have a huge geese problem at our zoo and they're fuckin' assholes that hiss at us, so it was pretty satisfying. We had to ask visitors to go away because we didn't want more shit on the news though

Thats CP

Look at the size of the vagina to the legs and buttocks. That's a child.

Hahaha damn that's awesome. I'd pay extra to see that.

Kakashi?