You wake up in Warsaw, Poland

>You wake up in Warsaw, Poland...

wat do

Last night must have been fun

finda local polish marketplace

Take a train home

barf
get back home asap

go back to bed

kill myself

take an immediate flight back to civilisation

went back to mokotów

fuck off we are full

full of mexicans and dindus

call dad

Find my stolen car and drive home

>civilisation
>australia

Does poland still have roadside hookers?

If so I'd go do that.

yep, but most of them are ukrainian now

>wander around a bit
>find some polish restaurant, try polish food
>have some beers
>take train home

I will confess my love to Japan

>go to germany
>steal some expansive cars
>go back to poland
>sell them to high price
>profit $$$

...

I hated warsaw, at least it had cheap burgers I guess.