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too real for real nigga hours edition

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Americans are dumb fat and ignorant.
Pic realted.
They want to rule the world but they're too dumb for this that is why they only ruin the world with thier shitty politics

pot meet kettle

hungry for some bacon

WHO TF UP

On my second cup of coffee this morning.

russians will one day do americas bidding

we'll uke your country with no survivors

I'm a registered sex offender.

What does this picture mean

Never you mind.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vcd-yvudYSg
late night comfy infovid

android trudeau who is serious about saving the west is hiding behind faggot trudeau who himself is hiding behind a bigger faggot country called warsaw pact

Explain this picture or delete your thread IMMEDIATELY.

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Reminder to improve your health.

cum lol

This video has been making the rounds

That's hot. Did you have to go door to door and tell your neighbors?

yeah

i've enjoyed the fatty shows for a few years so I'm happy other people are finding it. helps motivate people.

I got caught, public indecency and sexual assault. Wacked off and cummed on unsuspecting sunbathing girls.

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>America

LOL xD

Made me laugh like a hyena

Ikr

kek

still dying buddies

goodnight soul sisters.

carry on my wayward suns

how to move across the country with no money

will suck dick

Who /mutualaid/ here?

Fug off, commie

Reminder that Marx based his ideas on the assumption that human society hasn't changed at all since the neolithic revolution

Reminder do NOT talk to non-/cum/ flags. Except Latvia.

I like some of the Finns tho

I don't know lads......


Wew

I feel very sorry.

Poor creature.

theres icecream truck outside

nobody cares

argentina

mornin' /cum/bums

I care

you're a nobody

you're less than nobody, you only rank the attention of nobodies

weep for me

...

good morning

I care too

There are no black people in my state

Reminder not to flush urinals

>country

I don't care about people 3000 miles from me

>being this stupid

not an argument

What happened to all the gommie spam from a few threads back?

*reads Mein Kampf*

ahhh yes this is very thought provoking hhmmmmm

>La Croix is posting undisclosed ads everywhere and no one's noticed
really makes you think

Commies need to be thrown from helicopters 2bh

They flush themselves automatically

They went back to cripple chan

>tfw you realize you don't need an autistic gf because all women are retarded
>you just need a nice gf

good luck lad

It's hard finding a nice one tbqh

I can't sleep. What is a traditional lullaby of yours?

just fuck a boy for his soul or something you degenerate

@72570685
what did he mean by this?

>be me
>have average to large penis
>want penis to be larger for maximum female pleasure
>find something called Ulis
>it's a penis growth technique where you wrap your dick in a warm towel and squeeze it as hard as you possibly can while fully erect
>apparently this makes it larger
>wrap it in warm towel and just end up masturbating after getting hard
End me

>What is a traditional lullaby of yours

youtube.com/watch?v=JIN7RphRieU

Pretty shitty lullaby. I want a sweet one to let me drift off to a peaceful sleep.

Can't load YouTube because shitty internet.
Type it out for me please.

That can damage your penis

I don't care much for anime

I don't think that makes sense warm towel thing

youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
Listened to this while making my Ulis post, it's beautiful my friend.

How so

See

damages the muscles so you can't get as hard

Damn. You can't get the meme experience but the song is Miserere by Gregorio Allegri

rapists don't get spoonfed

Not him but I snapped something in my dick from pulling it. It formed a type of plaque in my cock and now it has an upward bend. This is also why cowgirl is a dangerous sexual position. Don't be to rough with your willy.

So how does one make penis bigger?

CUTE
LITTLE
BRITISH

theres a surgery that can make your penis longer

Well that's fucking gay. There's gotta be a way to make my penis bigger that doesn't require it to be chopped up and remade

Not a rapist, and how is asking for a traditional American lullaby to facilitate a discussion on international culture spoonfeeding?

howling at this retard

not an argument

What? Don't you want a bigger penis?

Just fap and it will send your body into a relaxed state which might put you to sleep

*it's a mirror*

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>can't answer simple question
n-not an argument

Already did one today.

I shouldn't have come to check out this general. Somehow it a so boring, but I'm more awake now.

look, what do I see? that's also not an argument. try again

Acceptable

It's 10 am here on the east coast, it's normally worse in the morning. This isn't peak time to visit

Go fuck yourself now, bye

post slugs buds

Chill out bud

not an argument

Look I just need my dick sucked

It's been a while

not an argument

*suplexes you*