Hey Sup Forums I need street fight tips from some experienced fags...

hey Sup Forums I need street fight tips from some experienced fags. I have fought a few times but never been in something like this.
so my friend calls me up and tells me he has a fight and needs my help bla bla bla because of some stupid girl bla bla bla,so its going to be like 15 vs 15 fight. Also I live in a post socialist country and guys we are fighting are some kind of russian mafia thugs, not in the mafia but something like that. So i need general advice wtf do I do so i dont get totally rekt? btw not going is not an option he is one of my best friends

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OP never in my life have I been in a fight
Just god dam stupid

fuck i dont think i made much sense but whatever, ask if u have any questions.
Oh and there is going to be a little talk before fight i think. do i just stand quietly in the corner when that happens? i dont know street slangs or whatever

i havent been in a serious fight either, and now I have to because of some stupid girl oh well.

Hate that if I would be you I would just leave her.
Not worth it
She gets u fucked up once she will do it again

die please

I would leave any girl too but its my best friends fight so leaving would be leaving my best friend so sadly i cant.
ill try my best not to just for u m8

You must be a really aggressive person
I bet you would beat a woman when your drunk no problem

what makes you think that?

I used to be a bouncer. Flex your jaw but dont clench your teeth, use a fucking weapon, and dont be a pussy

thanks for advice man
I only have a knife but im not gonna bring it I dont wanna stab and kill some1 for such retarded reason

why would you faggots do a 15 vs 15 just because of some slut?

I have no idea. fucking russia and post socialist countries man, everyone is fighting over every little thing

Don't get into a place where you'll get ganged on, throw your body into teh punch, don't go too far where somebody dodges and starts kicking the shit out of you to where you trip up and fall. Practice how to punch beforehand, having some knowledge of how you'll hit somebody helps, always try and go for face bro, even if the punch isn't a haymaker, just small punches to the nose helps. Like take your fist, and lightly hit yourself in the face right now. Now imagine doing that a little harder, and you can see how you'll tap somebody in the face and how it'll feel.

In all honesty OP experience is the best teacher. I got fucked up and jumped in my first fight. No such thing as being fair in a street fight too. I wouldn't say bring a weapon, but bring a weapon. Just don't go in with it at first.

What cunt are you in?

Nigga just take a molotov with you, and throw it to the most nigga guy. Well the most nigga exept you. Don't throw it at yourself

Hold a set of keys in your hand whilst youre punching? Not facing out through your fingers or anything, just grasped in your hand

maybe brass knuckles underneath gloves if you can be bothered getting some

Simple rules:
- The only fair fight is the fight you win, anything around you that isn't nailed down is a weapon, use it.

Fight dirty:
- A cupped handslap on the ear, can disorient someone
- Eye gouges are your friend, it's hard to hit what you cannot see
- If they have long hair, make them regret it.
- You elbows and forearms will tend to do more damage than your fists.
- Your instinct will be to hit the face, but the ribs, solar plexus and sternum are all your better option for hits.
- If they leave their throat open to hits, hit it.
- Don't be afraid to bite.
- Fights will not stay with upright, they will end up a grappling match on the ground quickly. Once on the ground your elbows and forearms are your friends.
- Consider the fact that in a fight you can die. Fight like your life depends on it.

- If they have a weapon attempt to disarm them or acquire your own weapon.

- If they have a gun, you are PROBABLY fucked unless everyone goes after the 1 guy with a gun all at once.

- If more than one guy has a gun; you're boned; run like hell and consider tripping someone you aren't friends with.

youtube.com/watch?v=oqwLgSCHc7Q
You guys think learning from this is too much autism?
ty and if im in a bad situation how assholeish is kicking some1 is balls?
Georgia

Never fight fair. Ever. The dirtier your moves and motives are, the higher your chances of winning. Gang up on people, keep them on the ground. You are fighting to take they're life, not protect yours.

>Hold a set of keys in your hand whilst youre punching? Not facing out through your fingers or anything, just grasped in your hand
This have done the same i the past with a lighter

Not assholish at all bro. Keep in mind people will kick you in the balls too, don't get in teh position.

Just make sure you don't get ganged up on bro. Chill with some m8s. When somebody gets engaged hit him in the side of that head.

what does that do tho?
if they have a gun im not gonna try to disarm shit ill run like hell lmao

>15 vs 15 fight
>I only have a knife
get something like a spear where you can jab from somewhat far away.

This sounds pretty rad. As long as there are no firearms it's a pretty nice deal to just go a rek shit for what you believe in.

Godspeed, OP.

kek im not bringing the knife either im not a killer im a fucking nerd

1. Jump the people you see your friends already beating.
2. Make sure you stay near your friends
3. Theres always some nigger who brings a weapon, if you see him approaching back the fuck off.
4. Most important thing is not to go down.
5. Find new friends after you are done with your faggotry

What do you mean with flexing your jaw?

simple, you go there and get your ass kicked, no advice will help you

simply don't fight, best advice, and if you're going to then you're either going to beat some ass, or get fucked up, instincts can help but with no experience to draw on, it won't help much against someone who has experience and confidence behind their fists

just know getting punched in the face isn't that bad, adrenaline makes you feel nothing, the worst comes after the fight when you're hurt and the adrenaline isn't there, you'll feel nothing but if you suck, one good punch to the face will knock you on your ass, when you are trying to strike, don't try to hit as hard as you can, be fast and accurate, aim for the chin or the nose or the throat, don't try to punch the sides or top of the head you will likely break your hand, keep your chin down, square your shoulders so your chin isn't as easy to hit from the sides, keep moving don't stop, move in throw some punches accurately and as fast as you can, if you drop someone and it's safe to do so, that's when you hit hard, go hard for the chin, the more whiplash the more likely it's lights out, also the solar plexus is the worst shot to get hit, even when your pumped up on adrenaline getting winded like that is the worst feeling in the world

shots to the face make you vulnerable because you'll get knocked on your ass if they land clean to rock you, shots the body drop the hands, go over the shoulders when striking, keep moving, when they miss, you step forward same side as their last punch, don't wind up, straight punch from neutral as fast as you can and loose, hit the chin and move forward and to the side, and forward and to the side, keep your hands up, your shoulders square and your chin down to your chest, top of head towards them

I say this but it won't matter, if you don't train or haven't been in a lot of fights, once that adrenaline takes over you'll just do what ever comes natural and forget all this shit

i believe just pressing it so that they wont break your jaw easily.

First of all...because of a chick? Second: russians are pretty used to fighting...most of them.
Don't expect to be a fair fight, don't focus on just one guy, expect some fucker to come from behind you.
Try not to go down.
Expect some of them to have some kind of weapon.
It's an instinct to protect the head, so don't think you're in a movie where you punch everybody in the chin and they go down.
If you have the chance of hitting some fucker in the balls, go for it, you're not exchanging pleasantries.
You will get hit.Again, this is not a movie, you will get hit.Expect it.
Don't wear clothes that are too loose.
Mind where you step.

ehhh fuck you are probably right

also one more questions to have more confidence is it okay to get 1 or 2 vodka shots? or will i end up throwing up on some1?

Make sure you: Hit first. Hit fast. Hit hard. Hit once. Prepare to run away if shit goes south. This is the best you can do without help and no fighting experience. If he is a jumpy kinda person and backing away a lot you should try standing on his feet. It's very annoying, breaks concentration and puts them on the defensive. Doesn't work on people who can actually fight. Keep your hands up to guard your head when you aren't swinging. The smartest move though is to not get into a fight. Girls are not worth that kind of crap. Go to a bar and hang with your friends. Friends don't drag friends into pointless fights with "thugs". If you are not going to be talking then stand right by your friend and shut up while looking the weakest guys feet and eyes. This gives the impression of sizing them up and cowards will be intimidated and might just cause them all to falter when they don't step in to help their friend. You are an idiot and so is your friend OP. Good luck.

sorry i still dont get it?

Lol this made me laugh so hard I scared my kids

Here's a great training video:

youtu.be/b2ClSABkDp8

If you learn these few techniques, you'll essentially be unstoppable to the untrained street thug, as is shown.

Notice the footwork and attitude

Try punching the shit outta your own face twice...if you did it right you won't feel shit after that and you'll also fuck wit their heads

well maybe in normal countries they dont but welcome to the third world
i dont get it any better than that either you think im some kind of pro making thread like this? lol

and btw answer about vodka please? i dont wanna run around in a fight vomiting on every1

Make your face hard like your about to get punched by flexing your jaw but mostly try to avoid getting punched

Getthelube.com

apparently its going to be at 8 at evening at the abandoned part of the town. boy it just keeps getting better

Experienced MMA/kickboxer

>Throw straight punches
>Keep your hands up
> Throw only 2 or 3 punches at a time
> KEEP your hands up!!
>Repeat with more power until $$$

Don't use your closed fist. Palm strikes, elbows, head butts, knees. Hit hard. Aim past your target and follow through. Your life is at risk in a street fight, so throat, eyes, balls, solar plexus are the main target. Street fights are not sexy and keeping your cool is important. Let Jamal throw looping overhand rights while you jab hard and fast straight down the pipe. Accuracy beats power every day.
Sauce: watched Roadhouse last week, motherfucker.

god damnit i cannot stop laughing. this kid is so fucked.

Op take it from someone who has been in group fights.Its better not to if you dont have to if you are stupid about here is to get trough it.1:Most people dont have experience fighting in a group use their numbers against them.2:Do not use your knuckles to punch with you will damage your hand use your palm or backhand(for more damage use snapping(attack with open fist and clench it) or rotating motion ).
3: Whatever you do keep your distance and do not go to the ground. 4:Try to take out as many as quick as you can so pick off the weak i recommend aiming for eyes ears and windpipe.4:standing locks are really handy in situations like these.5:Watch out Russians are not only know for using weapons they also are know for using sambo be prepared for both.6:if you do decide to train aim for stamina based training like running or riding a bike.7:Practice breathing.

this is more gay than gay porn

>over a girl

Sounds like your friend ain't hip on the 4 Fs club

Find her feel her fuck her forget her

what train dude the fight is tomorrow lmao. Yeah ill try to pick the weakest guy but the problem is that im the weakest guy im 51 kg ffs

I thought you slavs just had squat-offs. But seriously you're fucked if you're going into this not knowing how to fight. Fighting effectively is a learned skill. Anyone who tells you they've never lost a fight is lying. I'm just going to reiterate what everyone else is saying: Fight dirty. The only time fighting fair applies is when you're doing it as a sport. Boxing or martial arts or whatever. In real life, you fight to win. Good luck user.

Get ebola then, you dumb nigger. You'll be everybody else's target, ya little manlet. You gotta bullshit your way outta this.
>be me, Ivan Kutchakokoff.
> Dagestani thug. Gang fight friday is on.
> WhatelsedoRecentImmigrant.zip
> drink wodka letsfight.png
> Spot 52 kg. manlet across parking lot.
> Thatsmuhtarget.nig
> clobber manlet, eat testicles.
> > you're fucked, nigger.

jesus christ, you're gonna die dude.

yeah squat offs is how you start and you talk some kind of thug bullshit it has its own rules but i dont really know anything so i cant explain and after that you fight unless some1 apologizes which almost never happens

How embarrassing fighting over a girl? 15 vs 15? She must have a pussy like wonder women

chances of one of the other gang busting out a gun is pretty high
is your friend worth getting shot to death over?
if you decide to proceed, be sure to stretch beforehand and when the fighting start, hit HARD and FAST and keep moving, maintain situational awareness so you don't get blindsided. don't get all rocky by putting your hands up and floating like a butterfly... just rush the nearest guy with your hands/arms protecting your face, try to take him down and hit him in the chin as hard and fast as you can while always watching out for someone to kick you in your fucking head while you're punching him. did I mention you're probably going to die?

scream and undress
make obvious moves to grab the guys on their dicks
they will fear you and run away

im not too short for my country 172 but im very underweight, also ill be standing at the very back and start beating the shit out of some guy who already got beat up by my team mate and keep beating that guy until my team carries me to victory.
this is my strategy based on video games, hope itll work

best videos you can watch are dirty, fast street fights. that's how shit is going to go

fuck yeah ROADHOUSE !

Buy a knife nigger

Holding the keys in your hand places more force into your punch, it can do a LOT of damage

Hire a cop

If I was on your "team" and saw you doing that, I'd rack your fucking teeth with a big elbow to your grill. It's balls in or go home.

I have one , never used it never will. trust me its better to get beaten the fuck out than kill some thug, go to jail and get raped by russian mafia on daily basis

get a steel pipe, it worked for me

Doesnt that inflict damage to self?

Where did u put it Sup Forums and don't lie

Bring a hollow metal pipe and go for knees.

Learn the hadouken

A bicycle chain is fun.

Zozzle you gone get your ass beat op. I been in over 130 fights and the truth is either you do or you don't fight. Clearly you don't if you're on b asking for tips. Wouldn't YouTube be better?

Don't clench your fist, and rather use palm strikes. Make sure your thumb is pulled back and tucked close to the side of your hand.

If you have 0 fight experience, there's a good chance you don't know how to punch, and will break your knuckles /wrist, and then you're fucked.

how can you be like that for the whole gang fight? Makes no sense

Steel toe boots, shin guards on your arms if they have bats, pocket full of bleach powder, will blind anyone permanently.

Try taking a page from old Bas and going for a left hook liver if you can
It reportedly hurts like a motherfucker

Other than that, keys, some object in the hand to add force to punches
Bring a weapon, if this is a proper street fight they're probably going to be armed too, don't want to be up against some dirty slav with a knife when you don't have one too
Fight dirty, nobody's going to give a shit

well judging from the replies im getting fucked no matter what so ill just drink few shots of vodka and hope for the best

brass knuckles bro, if you use it right, they dont even know what hit em. Ive fought three at once with brass knuckles, i got fucked up but i broke there ribs and jaws

15 on 15?

Just some schoolyard brawl not a fight, just swing for the fences and have fun.

1v6 now that's a fight.

Don't bring a fucking knife, OP. Shit can turn from battery to murder really quick...

Will there be weapons or is it bare knuckle?
Weapons - Suggest you don't get involved unless you know how to wield one.

Bare Knuckle - Take your time at first, lot of people will go balls to the wall and gas out in 30 sec leaving easy targets. If you get surrounded, pick one person and just go after them with everything you got until backup helps or you get knocked out. Protect your head as much as possible to stay conscious.

Kicking leg kicks will be your friend (youtube.com/watch?v=94_-eccgCyI) They can create space and wear people down making life easier. Good luck

Alright Bogdan, I'm going to give you some advice. Since you don't already know how to fight, you're going to have to rely on hitting hard and hitting first. Make sure to wear tight clothes, I know you love your Adidas track suit, but if Boris grabs ahold of it, you're done.

It's rare that anyone will want to keep fighting with a broken nose. Aside from hurting like hell, there's blood everywhere and it makes your eyes water to the point you can barely see. So when Ivan tries to grab you by your scrawny little neck, you gotta smash him in the nose, and keep smashing until he stops fighting. You'll want something to give your hit a little oomf. A roll of coins in your fist will work, even a lighter or your keys will help.

Make sure you stick close to your buds Vladislav and Nicholai, 'Cause while you're smashing the shit out of Iran's face, HIS friends Andrei and Stanislau are going to be trying to bash your damn brains in and you'll need them to watch your back.

Also you're going to get fucking killed. Igor is going to bring a gun. He will shoot you.

OP, I think the best option you have is to tell your friend that he is a dumbass. Girls are not worth fighting for, sorry, and if there are people wanting to fight over her she must be a slut

checked as fuck

Another critical video for your training sessions:

youtu.be/fnF57odGA1k

The technique and mindset here are unparalleled.

Yeah this world is getting fucked up. As a white man you can't do shit in prison, any racial minority group you stab will just make your life a living hell in prison. One time in the UK this guy put bacon on a mosque and then all the muzzies in there killed him.

Even then there might be a gang or mafia for that.

You will be given leniency by a judge if they think you'll die in prison and you didn't use excessive force, either use the force the mafia claimed they would or slightly less.

It seems like a 15v15 fight would be almost fun and have some sort of ground rules? Not a true street fight? maybe i'm naive but you will probably survive this but maybe without some teeth.

i kekked so hard i was changing into my adidas tracksuit for a fight just when i read that. fucking hate when stereotypes are real. also nice quads
there may be weapons but we dont expect a gun, my friends will have weapons so i dont have to.
stop telling me that im kill u faggots maybe god granted me some fighting talent. or running talent at least

Get another friend to record it first off. It makes a good clip and incase someone dies (real possibility)

Hold something small and heavy in your hand. I used to hold a small spanner/ wrench in your hand. The bottom also makes a good potato masher when you eventually go to crappling.

Something everyone has missed is BRING MORE FRIENDS
Fuck 15 v 15. They will bring as many as they can expecting you to also bring more. So you do the same. Probably lucky if you can even muster 15 but get at least 20 if possible.

Pepper spray, molotov, baseball bat. Let some guys go first then make it hell. Dont give a shit about who is who, beat em up and burn these motherfuckers. Ex hooligan here

Bring a knife

Getting your ass beat is a part of life. I got beat down a few times, and beat other people down a few times.

Long as you get in it to win it, you'll be ok (as in not fuck it up). Expect to get hurt, expect to get bloody.

First mother fucker to start breaking bones is the first motherfucker to get a baseball bat to the back of the legs. Fighting dirty is one thing, but there's rules of escalation.

you need to relay a battle screech to make them know you mean business

how about
>normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

90% of it is going to be attitude and confidence. Project yourself forward mentally, and take charge of the situation in your mind. Keep steady, do not panic, do not show fear.

Try not to die this sounds so sketch

Dumbass.

Fuck fights. You're an asshole for actually going. Your friend is an asshole too for expecting you to go to a pre set fight.
Violence doesn't solve this shit. And if it does, it's a problem that isn't worth it.
Good chance you'll regret it afterwards or later in life.

Sap gloves

Look up how jabs work. Jab with your non-dominant hand to stun them a bit, wear them down and eventually setup your heavy shot. Every time they throw, keep your hands up to defend and back up. As soon as they overextend (face/upperbody waaaay passed the feet), this is when you go absolutely nuts and swarm with overwhelming violence. Throw your heavy punches, dont be afraid to knee/elbow. but if you dont know what you're doing, dont just go in - you will probably get knocked out more easily. Let them make the mistake, then swarm. Also, look up some basic videos on how to throw punches and use a guard.

Laughed too hard to notice based quads

Post after the fight if you live OP

Tell us how was your first ass kicking

I have been in a lot of fights over the years and have done some minor jail time on assaults. You might get in more trouble using a weapon, but if its got some mafia relation, chances are these thugs aren't going to the cops for an assault. here is the advice i can give you:

1. Always carry a weapon on you. guys you fight are always going to play dirty, especially if they are losing the fight. keep a knife, a gun or some other tool like a screwdriver. especially in these big fights (like the 15v15 you are ognna be involved in) some of those guys are going to be packing weapons, especially if they are hired goons for the mafia.

2. Fight dirty if you got to. If you and your attacker are on the ground and he is trying to pin you, try to drive your thumb into an eye socket.

3. Be aware of you surrounding. yeah keep focus on your main attacker, but one of these other thugs could blindside you whenever at any moment, if you can, keep your back to a wall or fence.

4. use your surroundings. if you're at a bar, hit the guy with a stool, if you're in a park, nail him with a rock you pick up. look after your own life and worry about the consequences later.

6. If you got nothing but your fists. always go for the head. try to get him in the nose and the temple as much as you can. however, if you get to use your elbow or knees, give him shots in the sternum.

don't be fair. that's the most important rule.
buy pepper spray. knuckleduster. knive.
use an mouthguard [gumshield].

and the best idea of all don't go, or rat them out by calling the police.