Why does he look so fucking ill?

Why does he look so fucking ill?

why is his left hand pale

Doesn't get much sun when it's in his boyfriends asshole all day

been wearing his michael jackson glove. srsly the disfiguring plastic surgery and noncing are only a matter of time

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

T-TSU

HIV evolving into full blown AIDS

Fell asleep with his hand out the tanning chamber or wtv it's called

That head shape is literally typical of neanderthals

Do not stand still, both show skills
Close but no krills, toast for po' nils, post no bills
Coast to coast Joe Shmoe's flows ill, go chill
Not supposed to overdose No-Doz pills

Did he gets aids on his most recent Moroccan gay orgy expedition?

Under-rated bants.

Why is his posture so weird? What's his fucking problem?

If I could permanently ddos any site, Goal would only be second on my list, after Gawker industries

When is he going to get a beard? He's not handsome anymore, looks so greasy
He needs a beard asap

I don't think he can grow one

And even if he could, if he did it now it would make him look weak because Messi let his beard grow out first

Growing a beard is against his roman principles

Okay, I admit it fampai: Pretty funny.

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He needs to be careful. He has hundreds of millions of dollars on the line and it all depends on his image. When he finds one that works and can be trusted Im sure he'll hire her.

Plague.

kek

he is aging. now he is no longer 100% bad picture proof. only 99%. He is still fabulous and can get all the gay boys.
>mfw we had to wait 10 years to get a somewhat bad pic of this guy
>mfw I cant even take a good selfie
>leave ricardo alone!

This