Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=0scm3HEhJYY
youtube.com/watch?v=eveK7v2cX80
youtube.com/watch?v=2f4ztyFMot4
soundcloud.com/conativeclay/flat-on-one-side
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSaBdrHk6M
youtu.be/DCRykFKTyWo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Essentially any fatty foods

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it was gone after I slept, but I have no guareentee that its a valid cure

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Claiming best girl

Well, I fucked up.
>pic somewhat related

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lucoa always

that does sound limiting! just chicken and fish for protein, not a lot of dairy...
good luck! I'm sure you'll all figure it out

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what you gone done did?

>youtube.com/watch?v=0scm3HEhJYY

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Jenny claimed

thats nice and soothing

It seems like my body just rolls a dice on whats in pain every morning. Yesterday ankles and knees, today wrists. Not even sure whats causing it.

Just kill yourself already.

カラミチーマス

But I like myself too much.

sleeping in contorted positions?

youtube.com/watch?v=eveK7v2cX80

this is a new one for me! I like it, thank you

Not as far as I know. Sleeping normally.
Im not that stupid.

I've been living with my haha for about two years. Haha was snooping around my laptop and came across my porn folder. Which is filled with Loli and Shota. Not only did that happen but then she came across my Sup Forums folder which had a supple amount of gore.
Now I'm on my laptop at McDonalds because my Haha kicked me out of the house.

wow

Damn that is haunting

I never thought you were! be safe and happy and I hope the pain ends soon

Hello to you and hello to the Loli dragon.

thats unfortunate, Im very uncomfortable with others
using my things, even when theres no snooping involved

Oh boy, that's not good...
How permanent do you think this eviction is?

This is pretty chill

youtube.com/watch?v=2f4ztyFMot4

End your suffering my dood

I have the same problem sometimes, but it only happens with my legs. I wake up and they just hurt for some reason.
Rip.

Shiro claimed.

The hell is a haha and why doesn't it appreciate loli?

you're pretty chill!
hello mister Rubs!
hello miss Shiro!
it was probably a mistype of hana.

Thanks for the track! I'll leave something for you too: soundcloud.com/conativeclay/flat-on-one-side

morning shiro!
I dig your vibes

wait nope I thought I saw hana somewhere in there! I'm losing it and need my glasses!

Hey, I see you got your trip.
How's it going?

I have five indoor/outdoor cats,
and the one is like a tic magnet, I have
to pull one off almost every time he comes back!

Thanks user. I've been told that.

Found it yesterday, I think. It's still going on..

Ay Mash bring that fine ass over here you fucking dirty slut~

more dubs!!!

Cats are the best! Did you know their purring is good for your health?

I'm a nip so that's what I call my mom.
My mom already was disappointed in me for being an otaku.
No idea. I was going to use the last of my yen to stay at a hotel tonight. But I have no idea how long I'll have to stay and if even I have enough yen not to sleep on the sidewalk.
Same. But I was out buying a new volume of a manga and some snacks.

and there too

I'm good! how are you doing today?
poor kitten :( tics are never fun!
that's not Mash! that's mister Rubs!
ah no! please free me from this dubsease!

I believe ive heard that yeah, im still more of a dog person
but cats are very fun
thats a bummer, what manga were you buying?

oh, maybe ive caught it again

All your dubs are mine.

I'm not that cuck lol.

All fine here. Studying a bit so I won't fall behind with classes.
Up to much?

Is this the Tsuzu I know?

Yuuki claimed, how's everyone?

I wonder where he goes... Must be somewhere else than the others I guess.

At my friends cabin, the neighbors have a cat, if I can call it that, it was pretty much more tick than cat...
Don't know what the owners were doing, not good.

No couch you can crash on, even if it's only one night?
McDonalds or somewhere similar might let you sit there on your computer overnight if it's open, at least here you can.

im sore all over from work and boy i tell ya it really sucks!

Hai Yuuki. Feeling pretty great. How's you?

I spy someone with good taste.

Post more Raphiels, friend.

nothing out of the ordinary! just spreading love and happiness

I am fairly sure one would not mistype the same word 4 times in two sentences.

Morning music cow!

And rightfully so, your kind is the filth of society.
The only way out now is obviously to teach her about the beauty of loli.
Though that may be the least of her concerns. The shota wasn't by any chance mother/son incest? It happens to be that a lot of the times...

thats okay. ive still got my trips apparently
doing fine here, how are you?
yeah, I think henhangs out by the small patch of trees between my house and neighbors
I assume thats where they get on him

Can't complain. Went and got my license renewed today, that's about it. DMV is boring tbh

See above, just relaxing and eating some pizza! You?

Fine, just hanging out and relaxing.

m-music cow? I guess it fits. . .

and honestly, I think mother/son incest shota would be on the
easier side of shota stuff, but im not that knowledgeable on it I guess

Where the fuck is the real Mash?

Fucking heretic fucking kill yourself.

Bad

Well I'm probably gonna see if my friend Makoto would let me crash at his place for the night, but I'm eating dinner now.
I might try to leave for Tokyo in a couple of days (I'm a country bumpkin so I live in the rural parts of Nippon)
I don't think so. But Mash is pretty.
>posts Raphiel
>file size 666
Raphiel confirmed Fallen Angel.
It was mostly that. But I like it because the hahas usually have big tatas.

I will steal them too.
What's up?

So the usual.
Anything planned for this weekend?

No u newfag.

I noticed it was used more than once after I wrote it, yeah
I don't even know why I thought hana!
pizza sounds nice! I'm just keeping the threads company today!
I don't know where real Mash is
I think I saw her a few days ago, but I don't know how to contact her and make sure she's okay!

Why?

Have a webm.

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no dogsitting for me again, unless they have it really bad

I'm sorry, I don't know your name and the filename isn't helping q_q.

And though it might be relatively mild, a mother would certainly find it disagreeable.

You dun goofed, boi!
And it's too late for the good old 'hahaha, got you, there's a caaaamra over there', or the reliable 'twas for a friend, I swear'.
That's what you get for preferring big tatas over loli masterrace...

It's amazing the difference food makes on one's mood. I'm glad I switched it up today.

Niceu!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSaBdrHk6M

It's so yummy!
>garlic crust aww yiss

I'd post more but vidya is keeping me occupied right now.

>picking a popular waifu
>not realizing in 7 billion people, one of thoes others could also have the same waifu

that's good!
did you find this from a sharethread on Sup Forums? it was in one a week or two ago, I think!
you're going to make me hungry as well at this rate

>seven billion
>forgetting to exclude normies
>forgetting to exclude all the claimers that have ever been on here
retard

i actually found that on youtube. pretty good tbh, although it's their only album iirc

sonico's the name
and I suppose a mother would find it rather a shock
well I wish you well with them, they've never been there for me when I needed them most

Kek, how bad can dogsitting be? I'd give it a try if I could.
What music do you like?

Are you in Yuuki's server?

This will happen even with unpopular waifus.

isnt that why we come here and claim them?

work manufacture moving parts around

Then go get some food!

>not picking the one you love because you want to be a special snowflake

Sorry for slow reply, little brother dropped by, he needed money...
Even if you can only crash for one night, that will give you some time to get your bearings and find out what your options are.
Just so you don't have to make any decisions right now.

I have crippling depression

Claimed~

like Sup Forums or actual vidyaing
I can barely contain my need to play NieR:automata
I havent preordered a game since the first tomb raider reboot

Thanks for the music! I think I know who my waifu shall be...

Anyways, a song for you: youtu.be/DCRykFKTyWo

>implying anyone could take her despite my intensive claiming efforts

That sounds like an italian, autistic hedgehog.
I'll call you music cow.
>shock
I mean... she could take it as a compliment. Not many older women are seen as attractive by youngsters.

that's really neat! I love when people find weird and nice music completely randomly, the hidden gems are the best!
it's not so bad, but the family's in a bit of a rough spot, and I end up draining myself emotionally to help out over there!
but I get to help cook sometimes, so it's fun

whatever works for you

Midday snack?

not what i usually listen to but i like it. thanks.

the best thing about it was that it didn't have the "recommended for you" thing. i just saw the name and got really curious.

My mom is kinda cute.
She aged very well. She also has a large bossom

As usual, death to the boats.