>*blocks your path*
What do you do?
>*blocks your path*
What do you do?
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>*Poké Flute*
already too close.
Can't escape the gravity.
I'm probably taller than him but same mass. I'll try to do a steep angle, so our gravitational kinetics will swing me around him but I'll be ejected from orbit behind him.
*unzip pants*
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*Teleports behind you*
You didnt think it would be that easy did you?
I don't think his arms are long enough to reach away from his body to actually hit me, so I would prob just tip him over and roll him out the way.
give him a chair to sit on, watch it splinter under his sheer mass and eternally wreck his ass again
POP OFF JAMES
POP OFF JAMES!
POP OFF JAMES
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POP OFF JAMES
POP OFF JAMES!
Came to post this. Fuck you
>checked
Yeah, that was the expression I searched for in
POP OFF JAMES!
POP OFF JAMES!
Tell him I enjoy his content and that it nice to meet him.
jokes on you I woke up like that yesterday
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no need to lie to him
POP OFF JAMES!
POP OFF JAMES!
Throw a pack of Magic The Gathering cards the opposite way I want to move...and watch fatboy run after them while I proceed on my way
activate retro rockets
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POP OFF JAMES
I'd take away his insulin and let his diabetes kill him
/thread
pop off james
POP OFF JAMES
POP OFF JAMES!
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POP OFF JAMES
Turn 360 degrees
Walk away
reminder that boogie is literally too obese for chairs
Turn my back to it, donkey kick to the kneecap.
Then hide in the nearest doorway from the earthquake I just triggered.
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roll him away
I escape with the golden idol.
POP OFF JAMES
not sure if autistic or missing the joke
This is after falling from sitting height. From SITTING HEIGHT. How is this creature still alive?
>maybe on Sup Forums anonymously
Yes, no one will ever guess the OC is him after that post.
Get out my pokéflute
He is immortal
is that Jesus face on his butt?
POP OFF JAMES!
POP OFF JAMES
Looks more like Mohammed. We should kill him for making a Mohammed image
POP OFF JAMES!
roll a 2 liter of mountain dew so it will move.
POP OFF JAMES
I get a forklift.
Fight in the shade.
Subscribe to him
Aren't I edgy?
POP OFF JAMES (pic unrelated)
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POP OFF JAMES!
POP OFF JAMES
Slap him in the moobs, then walk away at a brisk stroll. After he has a coronary a block and a half away from trying to chase me, cross the street to get around him.
POP OFF JAMES
Regardless of your height if you are the same mass as that thing you are obese
Piss on his 'make america great again' hat.
pop off james you fat mo fucka
POP OFF JAMES!
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where is the cuck pic
Sup Forums pls
Easy
ask him to fuck my azn girlfriend. pic related.
This one?
POP OFF JAMES!
thts sad
POP OFF JAMES!
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OH BOY ...
POP OFF JAMES
pop off James!
god fuck I hope she's getting some of that cock, fuck knows boogie can't satisfy her. I'd be amazed if boogie has enough sex drive to jack off once per week.
friends never get THAT close; damn Boogie really is getting cucked.
Why a duck, why not a ch- oh you're just gonna eat them both.
Pop off James, not risking that shit.
Ask him to remove his glasses.
POP OFF JAMES!
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*blocks your arteries*
nothin' personnel... kid
guess i'll just wait for him to move
POP OFF JAMES
what episode is this one?
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toss a cupcake to his left and walk on past
POP OFF JAMES!
Nothin' personal kid.
*Puts on shades*