/carib/ - Act 19: The Alert

Danger edition.

Let's hope the dungeon they are locked into is at least comfy.

>mom found the prisoner dungeon

Nice work as usual on the op image

>commuting clear cut fraud with test papers so that the class doesn't fail
>no one seems to have an issue with it

How did we get here? How did it go so wrong? Does no one have moral standards anymore? Am I just as bad for not saying anything?

You gotta go with it or else the class will be against you

is jamaican society on the verge of utter breakdown

What do you call someone from Aruba?

No just me

I know but I feel so bad

Fuck that, you gotta do what's best for you personally.
If I'd knew my shit I wouldn't allow others to cheat. If I didn't I'd happily join in.

El ArubANO

Welcome to the Caribbean

Why is buying property and living in /Carib/ so expensive?

I thought everything was cheap there.

I'm not enjoying my stay

>second cousin found the poop pillow

You're thinking of Latin America my friend, /carib/ land is premium shit.

Is that PK and Val?
Also land can be very cheap here in the Bahamas if you are willing to live in an outer island

Depends on what Island you are talking about

Neither am I

Kek'd

Price of being comfy

Nice work as usual btw

Glad you like it family.

It's the system's fault.

Yes you're at fault too for letting that (and other stuff) fly.

land is limited you know.

>Yes you're at fault too for letting that (and other stuff) fly.

i wasnt saving the rest of this bottle for tomorrow i swear

I wanna tell you it's not your fault, but it is kind of.

>I wanna tell you it's not your fault, but it is kind of.
but what do i do. if i make a fuss it could potentially stop most of the class from being certified, make most fail the test an most likely cause me to get blacklisted and unablble to continue the program

>tfw your teacher tells people to go to you to get answers to fill in answers on a paper thats already been marked
>they tore off the sheet that had some stuff that i answered and could have gotten marks for

I'm not telling you you have to do anything to risk yourself. Just be aware it's partly your fault is all.

I would blackmail them myself in some way desu.

>I would blackmail them myself in some way desu.
you cant blackmail an institution

>Just be aware it's partly your fault is all.
but theres nothing i can do. the only people it would hurt are my classmates and theyre already getting shafted by the school too

>you cant blackmail an institution
You can sort of. Keep in mind institutions are composed of people.

>but theres nothing i can do. the only people it would hurt are my classmates and theyre already getting shafted by the school too
Not your problem. They either join you in your efforts and protest for their interest, or continue getting shafted.

>protest for their interest,
they cant do anything because complaining means they have to take the failing grade an cant get readmitted because the school is buthurt

they have us by the balls with the level 3 program and they know it

Was this you Bahamian-bro

I'm legit jelly of you guys living in paradise while I'm still shoveling snow in March.

pls give free education

poor u

No sir, no it wasn't

Yeah but I'd loved to live(temporarily) in a winter wonderland like Finland or Sweden.

Winter is the devil

Hello former colonies and current territories

How are you today? How is life in the Caribbean?

Pls take me back daddy

Just b urself :^)

Can you handle -40 C?

>tfw you're (former) colonies don't call you daddy

ugh

just ugh my mang.

Why?

What's wrong Puerto Ricbro?

I have nausea, dunno why, left dinner half done because I won't be able to eat it.

How about you?

Things are slowing down and I don't like it one bit
I need instant gratification damn it

I'm OK. Family has been arguing a lot though, which sucks.

What did you have for din din?

>slowing down
Isn't that the Caribbean way?

Have a British (You) my friend

>Isn't that the Caribbean way?
Nah, I want my scholarship official letter now to make it be
more real.

Are you still going to Australia?

Nothing because I didn't finish making it.

Was gonna bake some sweet potatoes with some onions and fake cheese. Also a bit of salmon because I need to eat it now apparently.

What about you fampai?

What are they arguing about?

Have patience. Getting the best things takes time and lots of waiting, don't be a kidult now.

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Yaw

Well, yes but I need to apply for transit visas and such and I like
to have things done in advance.

Will val and I be the only posters who shall remain on their rock in the sea

>What are they arguing about?
Everything. Work, transport, politics

>politics
Just kill your leftist family member.
Problem solved

>salmon
Don't fall for it.

Ate some fruit, yogurt and almonds.

You have a real nice collection of pepes.
That's something.

>pepes

dont kick me while im down mayne

Ohh, that's different then.

I will stay here till I die, or till my siblings find a way to declare me not mentally fit and take all my money and properties away and take me to their homes, which seems to be what all of them are planning for me.

Just kill your right-wing faimly member.
Problem solved )))

It's not about the salmon, it's just I have to eat some sort of meat, and salmon just goes well with sweet potatoes imo.

>Ate some fruit, yogurt and almonds.
what fruits?

I'm trying to make a fresh crabe peypey, but I;m failing miserably ((

What is it like living in the Caribbean? Curious because /carib/ has always seemed like one of the comfiest general.

r8

it's not good in general desu, but at least it's not cold.

But I don't know if I am just too excited since it's 4 months away
and I can't apply too early.

It's generally shit but no snow

>Can you handle -40 C?
With proper clothing and heating, maybe for a week before I call it quits.
It can be very nice you are responsible and can think ahead

Are you going to Australia to take a Phd or a Master's?

Msc, if all goes well.

At first I thought it looked weird but I looked at pics of crabs
Jc they have some weird faces

Morning Lads and Ladettes

Morning, how's your morning?

Grilled up some homemade chicken sandwiches

Sounds noice....I have not eaten yet.

Why do I keep getting captcha in dutch ugh.

yeah, crabs look either mad, or autistic.

(((

who /heavyrain/ here?

PK testing your response to dutch annexation

#clearskies here

Hello friendlies

Yo nice an African poster, my morning was great.
Nice what kind bread did you use?

Potato Bun

No rain fampai.

I will annex the dutch.

How are you doing fairy? it's been a while my mang.

Black plums and golden berries.
You can literally bury me under fruit and I'll eat my way up.

I'm sorry my mayne, most of your creations are top notch but I'm not feeling this one.

You personally?

>You can literally bury me under fruit and I'll eat my way up.
I like you fampai.

>I'm sorry my mayne, most of your creations are top notch but I'm not feeling this one.
It's ok, im not feeling it either. At least I get an ''you tried'' consolation star.

>You personally?
I will annex a certain dutch person I miss very much. Then I will become a dutch citizen and then I will become Supremo Comandante of the Netherlands

He is alive!

Need pics of your adventures!

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Okay I see what you mean by too much people

I would not have gone in either

And the road towards Conchi viewed from our Jeep.

We did :^)

can we get pics that show something tho?

I have zero (0) pics of all three musketeers together. Also zero (0) of Val.
>tfw vacation ruined

We don't get to see any if the aruba anons back
What horrible pictures

Jesus that place is dusty and dry

>Zero pics of the /carib/
Good, this is the way it should be

> Also zero (0) of Val.
Is this proof that val is not real

Val, James and PK are all not real. This is just a CIA psyop to gather info.

I'm living in South Texas now and the fruit is pretty good.
Sadly, I'm eating at a dining hall so I can't experience it.

How are you guys?

Good good...

With out your, name or flag I don't know who you are

I don't have a tripname.
I'm the half carib that lived in Maine and went to NYC to visit her Vincy family sometimes.

i just want half decent pics of north Venezuela :/

since when did the caribbean have deserts

are you the one I talked to about persimmons?

Aruba will annex Venezuela.

PK is a good lad.

Ohh I see, well welcome back

>You will never leave us again

Yup. Gotta get that fruit.

lol, Sup Forums is good, but not that good.

Is everything really bigger in Texas?
If I ever Go, I'm going to some restaurant that serves 62 ounce steaks or I'd feel like I wasted the trip.

>Posted from PK's® Dungeon™

The food portions can be super-sized, and some people are big because of it. Other than that I noticed that buildings/housing and rooms are big.
Everything else is average.

>this is what Stockholm Syndrome looks like

Kinda jelly to be honest
>tfw no beatiful Yandere women to keep me locked up until I develop Stockholm syndrome for her
I see, Order a steak and Post it
We instagram now