Do you still like chvrches?

do you still like chvrches?

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wew

Christ what I would do for five minutes with her.

Fuck no. Music not good enough for me to overlook the whole playing the victim card thing.

Stammer a bit and look at the ground?

I'm a beta and my favorite band is The Knife. Do I got a shot?

she would do great in a band that isn't two scottish dudes making generic electropop

Hypothetical here.

Lauren agrees to have sex with you - under one condition. She'll do anything you want; anal, 69, bondage, whatever... but you need to walk 100 miles without having taking a rest or having a seat. You get one month to train for this walk, and will have as much time as you need to walk said 100 miles. After that walk, Lauren will forever be your sex slave and will never age.

Would you take the walk?

Dude that's easy as fuck. If you're not fat or something

more of this set?

I'll sure as fuck try m8

It's 33 hours of walking straight.

FUCK YES

I'd do that just to worship Lauren's feet all day

>generic electropop
There aren't many bands like them, bruh

MY
MOTHER
FUCKING
D!CK

I would try, but I doubt I have the endurance. Even 6 miles around the Starnberger See tired me out.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

Why five minutes? You only need one. ;)

your body is capable to do it. maybe you'd stand a chance even without training, just out of determination. you very likely wouldn't die or anything, just be really sore.

dude, it's close to impossible for rookies.

the marathon is a hell of a challenge to just finish for a reason. even if you aren't running all the time.

your feet would become two giant blisters

The reward of a lifetime of sex would surely have some impact though. The motivation would push the human body to its absolute limits.

Not if it's a lifetime of sex with that flat-chested boy goblin.

take that back

Damnit lavren.

okay actually i have no idea, just thought walking couldn't be that hard. but basically my answer is fuck yeah, i would!

keep it at least SOMEWHAT about music, or this thread'll get deleted without warning

churches LP3 is coming and that means FRESH music and FRESH lavrens

and you just posted on facebook about how you are moving on from the whole lavren infatuation
hahahah
>I want you to live a better life
>But I won't let you fucking forget me

Is Lauren damaged goods?

she's been in at least one abusive relationship lennyletter.com/relationships/a135/my-life-my-voice-my-body-my-rules/

u tell me

>is this a sex thing?
>silence
>dat hilarious sudden realization

...

Don't women like abusive relationships, though? Why else would they date big, stupid, violent men that can snap them in half?

don't b8 me boyo

>literally less than the distance from Montreal to Ottawa
mate, that's weak. I would walk more than that.

>slowly moving in the back on my mind (can't forget)

What do Scottish girls sound like in the sack?

That feels sae guid, user. Aye, please dinnae stoap. Bugger me harder, user.

bury it

>tfw this board is basically Sup Forums without the anime with its waifu worship

I'm not fat and I've walked like 37km before. It took me from 11am till like midnight and it was the worst experience of my life. Fuck I'm an autistic fuck I practically walked from my house to my Dads and we live on opposite sides of Auckland just to see if I can.

I’m a pig, and I smell bad. Lauren Mayberry is my god, and that’s what she days. She’s always right. I kiss her ass. I suck everything down into my guts. I never shit. My body’s greedy (there’s nothing I can do about it). I’m bloated. I’m soft. I weigh 349 pounds. I’m fat scum. I despise myself. I’m sitting here in the pink pajama bottoms my mom gave me when I was 15. They still fit. I hate them, but I wear them. They’re caked around the crotch with various foods that I dripped, and old sperm I never wiped up. My sperm’s sweet. A lot of that old sperm’s there now because of Lauren Mayberry, so I like it. I like to break it off in chunks and grind it between my fingers just thinking about her. Then I feel disgusted with myself, but I like feeling that way for her. I’d like her to take a shit on my face and tell them how I deserved it, and they’d laugh again in agreement with her. I’d feel good. I like to feel good. I like to touch myself, especially when I pretend I’m someone else. Sometimes in a restaurant I lose myself, I forget I exist. I sneak my hand up under my shirt and rub it along the hair that collects around my bellybutton. The hair’s soft like the hair on a baby’s head. I get hot and I can smell myself. I’m being smothered in my own armpit and then I come, but I don’t feel anything. I discover a puddle of sperm in my crotch. I hurry and pay, then I leave, afraid they’ll notice. When I come, I don’t get an erection. I love myself, but I also hate myself. I should be destroyed. People look at me and think I’m repulsive. They hate me. I like them hating me, because they’re right to do so. I get an erection when I think about a specific person who hates me. Then I get an erection but I can’t come. Otherwise I just come, like pus drains out of a sore, without getting hard. I need them to hate me, to be sickened by me. Then I get what I deserve.

what.the.fuck

DAmn lavren looks like THAT?

...

Yes. She always looked hot.

This looked like she was flashing a tit until I expanded it.

only with make-up

she has no tits

you fucked up bad
just to think would could have been if you weren't fat

>like two actual comments about CHVRCHES
predictable as ever Sup Forums

That's not difficult, I'll jog for a bit to keep the time down, should have it done in no time, just give me a walkman or whatever you kids call those things that you put on your head and I'll be fine, blast some Pretty Hate Machine and wankrun through the country for that somewhat tight pussy. So long as there are paths, I don't want to be crossing too many coppers but I've got my own back if need be, there's a reason they call me "The Master", and not just because I tell them to but also because of my God-like constitution, it rivals Poland-Lithuania's constitution in how powerful it is.

>Why are people discussing the 9/10 girl instead of the 4/10 music?

Even without tits, she still looks hot as fuck here

W-well I'm looking forward to the new album.
:|

Why is she wearing shoes in this set? :(

Goober

she's an American now, she wears shoes inside

she's got you by the balls and I love it

dem legs

Everything about her is just drool-inducing at that photo.

I know

:3

fav chvrches song guys?

he's like an attractive brandon kek

my personal favorite? idk Realiti goes hard

Yes. Yes I do.

now is not the time

>only 100
>not 500 and then 500 more

gira is a god

written by michael gira

thicc like a brick

whoa I see it

>tfw you realize she keeps tabs on brandon because she low key gives a fuck about him but is too afraid to admit it to herself and people that she's around
>if only he got the weight off and got himself together

forgot to add
>she's moved on but he'll be in the back of her mind from time to time thinking "What if", and Brandon thinking the same thing. Just a face that makes his heart flutter and for once, put a smile on his face. A tie broken, a bridge burned, beyond repair and Brandon needs to move on.

I wouldn't be drinking Foster's, that beer sucks. Maybe a Dogfishhead 60min IPA or something of the like.

Yes

i luv this beautiful girl

Brandon,Honeybee, you aren't drunk again tonight are you?

i'm not brandon but i'm just as much of a loser i guess

Yes their debut is a staple of modern music.

that's very sad

the deleted post "he's not that much of one, just hits hard time at most misfortunate of times. he's trying from what he's told me, just struggling with trying to save money and living in a house of drug addicts that come to him for money or flat out steal it from him.
>someone who knows Brandon."

That's genuinely fucked.

Because she's the only thing that makes the music interesting. Otherwise, I wouldn't care for churches.