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1st for we need eric adams to voice JOI

2nd for nu-males best males

What should I listen to if the only metal song I like is Dissolved Girl by Massive Attack?

deafheaven, gojira, opeth

the list goes on...

Maelstrom and Eros|Anteros are pretty great blackened crust. Don't care much for Rheia though, rides the atmoblack bandwagon too much and really lacks that -core bite.

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How is a trip hop song remotely metal

Just picked this up, what am I in for lads?

I'VE HAD ONE DESIRE SINCE I WAS BORN

>dad thinks power metal is gay
what a nu-male
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youtu.be/6lcZ0redg1s?t=150

My dad's favorite band is avenged sevenfold.

Anyone else have a metaldad?

What do they mean by this?
blabbermouth.net/news/russell-allen-theres-no-future-plans-for-symphony-x-at-this-time/

Deus vult

Thoughts?

my mom likes khemmis, candlemass and black sabbath
my dad likes sleeping and being useless

my dad's favourite band is queen

>buying records you haven't heard before
why would you do this

death metal and black might be, but not really, no.

he's probably a nü-male

metal is something you born with

TO SEE MY BODY
RIPPED AND TORN

Would a Nu-male have this

t. nu-male of nu-males

*You've FAPPED to

TO SEE MY FLESH DEVOURED BEFORE MY EYES

top cuck

>666

Post a better bromance

I'll wait

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Ghost Bath is pretty good live.

Help me decide what is the most embarrassing record in my collection.

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND POST GREEK BLACK METAL!

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I'M HERE FOR YOU I VOLUNTEER
AS A HUMAN SACRIFICE

CARVE ME UP
SLICE ME APART
SUCK MY GUTS
AND LICK MY HEART

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CHOP ME UP I LIKE TO BE HURT
DRINK MY MARROW AND BLOOD FOR DESSERT

EAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
MY ONE DESIRE MY ONLY WISH IS TO BE

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Sorry, but Forn was better.

not even nearly aoty, their new stuff is nothing compared to in extremis

Unpopular opinion: French-Canadia black metal is shit.

Even Forteresse?

EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
THE LONGER I LIVE THE MORE I'M DYING TO FEEL THE PAIN

does this general like Death Metal? youtube.com/watch?v=DK_lgUeScsk&lc=z12fupnbzwjjzjhuo22mipcxnzfjevast

>not showing him Helloween or blind guardian

Your dad was right

They're nothing special.

fag

death metal rulezz! be sure to check out bands like death and morbid angle!

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you sound like you haven't pressed "play"

If you like that I gots maor BR00TAL death metal for yaz XD youtube.com/watch?v=V8ErPlNdzko

>see thumbnail
>see that hair
I'll pass

fortresse produces music just good enough to not be shovelware, which is saying something since most metal is shovelware. But they're still not worth the time it takes to make it through one of their records. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
opinion discarded

noooooo! i prefer Glam, power and trad

fine, keep listening to 6/10 records. it's your time to waste.

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Tell us what you listen to

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No, we only like trad, power & glam

>glam

¡¡WHITE POWER!! 14/88
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Why would a metal general like non-metal genres?

Does he have autism?

Also, why does Vice do a lot of pieces on metal, especially black metal? Are they big fans over there?

this makes me erect

autism

I'll give you glam and maybe power to some extent, but trad?

Dominate!

DOMINATE

Violate!

VIOLATE

FEEL THE FORCE TO TERMINATE

annoyed by the word, eh? nu-male
>trad
>non-metal genre

They used to be before turning into a haven for SJWs to spew filth

ALL HE WANTED WAS YOUR MONEY AND A BITCH ON THE SIDE
WHAT WENT WRONG

The only numales here are the glamsvestites

>annoyed by the word, eh? nu-male
I don't have any strong opinions about glam, it's just that saying that glam is universally loved by /meal/ is just a lie
in fact, the only genre that /meal/ doesn't shit on is doom

NIGHT OF THE BLADE!!
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/meal/ shits on stoner and hipster doom all the time but for the most part you're right

Recommend albums that have similar production quality to this

>the only genre that /meal/ doesn't shit on is doom
that's because doom is a death genre without fans and nobody listen to it

I would say trad, doom and thrash are the least hated here.

>not owning vinyl of the latest Heretoir, The Angelic Process, Schammasch and Cynic
I'll outmale you bro, come at me

I like it

t. Tyrone

t. nu-male

This kills the nu-male
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DEATH IS CERTAIN

>WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
What did he mean by this?

They will fucking kill you

But I'm still alive

Their threats seem empty

Why is metal so homoerotic?youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

Will is future tense.

I can only dream
Dave Hunt can kill me any time

they said it a long time ago

prepping the bull as we speak
metal for this fell?

I own every cynic record senpai

that new band Throane is pretty good.
Iceland has good stuff going on.
I like Rhinocervs.
hbu bbcakes?

even the Portal Tapes?

legit

>realize that power metal is the best metal genre
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but Persuader is the only good Power Metal band

t.n*-m*le