Sup Forums what's the gayest shit you have ever done?
me
>hooked up with a cross dressing guy on craigslist
>walk into apartment he's bent over with a butt plug in his ass
>remove plug
>pull pants down
>can't get hard
>maybe this wasn't a good idea
>end up fucking him with the butt plug
>whole plug goes into his ass
>can't get it out
>fuck it i'm done
.leave
Is two guys fucking me while I blow another gayer than cuddling every night for a year?
I have sex with guys all the time. Mainly manly guys, or older guys. It's not gay though, I mostly just do it as a release or because I am bored.
Did balls touch?
I posted in the other thread but I think that one is dead.
When I was 12 I played truth or dare with with my sisters friend. It got pretty wild. He was 25
After that I started instigating gay shit with my two of my cousins, that led to us fucking around a lot.
I jerked of an old homeless guy at the bus stop
I sucked off some black guy while my girl was in Vegas. I regretted it later butI was horny at the time.
I fucked three different traps over the course of one month.
I let an old man blow me in his truck and I fucked a really old man for $80
I let an old Mexican guy eat my ass and blow me
I fucked some twink in a hotel room
I had two mmf threesomes. One of them led to gay shit.
I still feel like there's more. I regret a lot of it. I'll give details if there's any interest.
Go on, so are you gay or just enjoy gay sexual acts?
I went to the local bathouse, which was actually fairly nice and large since I live in the city. I jerked one guy off and got blown by a few different dudes, and fucked a mexican guy in the ass. I sucked cock for a little bit but the guy never finished. Shame I couldn't enjoy it though because my cock was too desensitized so all the sex and blowjobs felt like nothing.
I know I like dick, and I like asses, but I'm really not all that attracted to the male figure or face, or masculinity at all. I'm not into kissing guys, and I've never actually dated a guy.
Also let a homeless guy and a nigger suck my dick at a porn theater, and fucked an old cross dresser.
>I jerked of an old homeless guy at the bus stop
Jesus Christ I'm out, abandon thread
Been in a committed relationship with a sweet guy for 14 years. We bareback once in a while, switching roles.
He wasn't dirty, he had just recently lost his home.
Do you prepare your asshole before fucking by cleaning it out or do you like brown meat?
Clean is the only way to do it. Anything else is disgusting.
Happily married another man.
I'm not gay, but my bf is.
>we have sex all the time
>we cuddle
>kiss each other
>I tell him I only want him
Yeah I'm not gay, but he is
Same. Although I have dated a guy once. I'm guessing you're bi too?
Worse part about sucking a good dick is looking up to see a faggot on the other end
i agree but sometimes when you are at a bar or something and you get gay a clean ass isn't always an option.
That is why I like glory holes
Gayest shit I've ever done? Honestly... clicked on this thread. See ya faggots!
Be seeing you later bby
During the summer of my junior year in college I'd occasionally hit up this twinky little Asian foreign student when I was drunk at 2:00am and had struck out in the bars. I haven't had an encounter with a guy before him and haven't after, but we went pretty hard at it a few times, and once we even had a MMF threesome with a plain looking Asian female friend of his.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about those encounters more than a little bit all these years later.
I suppose. I can't say I'm straight, lol
That's pretty gay bud but if it's monogamous why bother with condoms at all?
I've never used a condom in my life, I've only ever been with this guy. I consider myself quite lucky! We only do anal rarely is what I meant.
>i have gay sex all the time
>i'm not gay you guise
>it's not gay though
Denial. If you didn't suspect yourself of being gay you wouldn't feel the need to tell others you're not gay.
>I mostly just do it as a release or because I am bored.
Your brain making excuses for your behavior. It knows the real reason - you're gay - but you refuse to accept it, and provide excuses. However you're not confident in any one excuse so you throw out two, in hopes that one of them will stick.
You're gay senpai. Gay as AIDS.
Oh.
Anal is better though.
>be me a few years back
>22/23 horny college student
>studying in library
>can't concentrate
>too horny
>go to bathroom to rub one out
>see number on wall advertising bj
>fuck it why not
>text asking for bj
>get reply with address
>get to the place
>sitting in car for about 40 minutes nervous and contemplating whether I should do this
>fuck it too horny to think logically
>knock on door
>fat hair guy answers
>shiiiiieeeeeeet
>go inside nervous af
>he tries to small talk but I say just suck off
>he goes to town and it actually feels amazing
>after 4 month dry spell it feels great
>climax and cum
>he shallows
>feels great to get a pop then insta-regrets kicks in
>zip up, leave and call him a dirty mexican faggot
>go home and shower
>lay in bed and realize how much of a degenerate I am
I'm gayer then Richard Simmons and I don't like anal sex at all.
>friend gives you handy
>ends up being a bj
>you finish in his mouth
>mfw he doesn't say no homo
kys faggot
NIGGA YOU GAY
>bf comes over
>watch movie
>cuddle
>his hand finds its way in my pants
>I'm kissing him real hard
>I find his cock
>start sucking him off
>make eye contact while I do it
>he does it now
>go to bed room
>he is on top of me
>I slide inside
>after a few minutes I flip him over
>he comes all over the place
>gawd that's hawt
>kiss him
>he turns me over
>sucks me off
>we goto the living room
>movie is still on
>cuddle and fall asleep on couch
>mfw
I'm/pol/ too. Lol
faggot
...
>go on Sup Forums
>start thread on why homosexuals are subhuman
>housemate comes in to check on me
>we make out furiously
>take off clothes
>he's ramming my asshole full force
>knees feel weak
>dumps a load the size of Ukraine in my ass
>zips up his pants
>leaves
He didn't say no homo, was I just fucked by a faggot?
Did balls touch? If so yes.
Yeah me and my blowjob buddy Jeff hate faggots man
he jerked off a fucking hobo, dude. He's as gay as it gets. Also, he has aids.
Dude...
Balls touched
Oh my God
I've been fucking a gay guy!
I've been touched by the dirtiest of devils
Does it matter if he said no homo? I say faggot all the time. No homo ain't meaning no homo no momo.
Honestly in this day and age does it even fucking matter. I am super religious, and I understand the implications of my actions. But God wants us to love and not hate. If his plan was for me to love a man then that's his plan. Reproduction no longer plays a role in the equation.
I may be more right leaning and he is more left. But we are like best friends that find each other attractive. Try findingredients a gf that wants to play magic the gathering and league of legends and wouldnt mind sucking your dick whenever you ask. All that without having to talk about your feelings or what your thinking about and getting angry over it all. I love being gay.
Married to a woman but have quite a few experiences with men.
Some as a kid (7-12)
Some as a teen (16-19)
and some more recent (21-25)
What do you wanna know?
put some panties on when i was young. i think i got hard but it was during puberty so you will literally get attracted to anything. oh well maybe i am gay.
kid and recent
this
Sure, I'm not looking to write smut for the kid stuff so here are just some facts
>be me, 7 years old living with a bunch of kids in the neighborhood.
>best friend is kind of a dope, but always has cool video games and stuff so I hang with him
>were both obsessed with R rated movies; especially those with sex scenes
>one day I ask him if he wants to try doing some of that stuff
to be continued
>(7-12)
>(16-19)
>(21-25)
>What do you wanna know?
Explain the four, and then three-year gaps in your faggotry.
Nice bait.
>be me
>in my flat
>browsing Sup Forums like a degenerate
>prettymuchme.png
>flatmate comes in
>banter ensures
>tells me he's horny af
>tell him I'm down
>both of us sign the mutual heterosexual "no homo" contract
>put plastic bags around our balls to make sure they don't touch (otherwise we'd be gay)
>I proceed to eat his fucking dick like golden corral
>busts in my mouth on 1 minute
>swallow it
>make eye contact
>"no homo right?"
>"right"
>fuck viciously until the next morning
Ahhh feels good to be straight and proud
>we start out dry humping for a while. Hart to recall time passage on this exactly but after a few months we started humping nude
>take turns rubbing our butts together, our dicks together, and humping in every possible way
>we never kissed, never penetrated
>around the age of 12 I was eventually sucking him off, but never to completion.
just happenstance. Was dating some really hot girls at times and just never craved a guy
>gay
>monogamous
naive little user
Recent:
>be 21, just moved to the city, just got out of long relationship with super attractive girl - distance got in the way
>out drunk one night with friends and everyone bails early
>been frequenting grindr (this was right when it came out and NYC was a madhouse with it) for shits and giggles
>pretty drunk so I decide to go to a nearby gay bar
>hook up and make out with a few strangers, and eventually get my dick sucked.
>repeat this a few times over the next few months or years
2 other recent stories
CL guy pays me (just told that story in another thread)
and sucking 3 guys off
It was a joke bro, I am gay! I have slept with over 20 women and 10 men. I am fucking tired of the bulls hit from women. I just want a best friend to fuck whenever.
I love cock and pussy, but on the other end words come out. From a chick is a bunch of stupid nonsense about how I'm not opening up about my feelings and she wants to leave. Fuck it. With a guy it's hey do you want some hot wings and to play some more games. Fuck yes!
Tell me your choice, cause you know mine.
I beat up a faggot and broke all his teeth
Bet you couldn't beat me up, faggot!
Ps when I knock you out I'm gonna kiss you!
God you faggots are DISGUSTING..why am I reading this shit?
Shit tier bait
faggot
Yea ok scumbag
Tell us how daddy touched you?
Lol, your cute. I may be gay, but I'm more man than most men. I don't lose fights, ever. So get ready for a smooch, schlampe.
you're
Story?
Thank you for correcting my English on this taiwanese shoe lacing forum. It is really helpful when I fuck guys like you after knocking them out.
Trust me, I have rappelled out of Blackhawks into dangerous territory, but I still fuck guys tougher than your average skinhead. This is why I have no problem hanging out with these people. They respect me cause they know this faggot, me, is tougher than they could hope to be. Lol
That's pretty gay
Voted Democrat
Gayest shit ever
never the fuck again.
>22 in college, been bi-curious for a while
>post on the app Whisper about wanting to try oral
>two guys message me
>first is a black dude with a 8 in dick
>second is a mexican with a 5 in
>meet up with the black dude and blow him in the school's parking deck
>7.8/10 would try again
>later that night meet up with the mexican at hotel
>he answers the door naked
>get down on my knees and start blowing him
>after a while he pushes me on the bed and blows me
>he then lubes up his asshole and puts a condom on my dick
>he rides me for a bit, but I don't care for it
>switches to doggy
>more okay with this, fuck for 30 or so minutes
>eventually cum
>leave and lie to my roommates about where I had been
later blow another guy I met on whisper and I want to get fucked in the ass, but now I am out of college and I feel like I have less options.
Good choice. I may be homo, but Republican is the only way to go other than ancap.
>Ukraine
...
I have
>Crossdressed
>Whored myself out and made tons of cash
>Gone to the adult arcade and blew a bunch of guys several times
It's all fun, but being with a girl is so much better. Guys are such faggots
I kek'd
This
/thread/
thank you Dr Fill
You wanna know what I like to fuck?
Me?!?
Other men are shit tier
Women too
I only fuck the most luscious and voluptuous right hands
That's right all of you gay shits are dumb REAL faggots wank before stank
"taiwanese" should be capitalized.
That's a left hand though.
got sexually abused by my friend's brother
bumnop
gayest ive ever done/do is shower lots of times with many other guys, especially friends and family
>not gay
>don't find men secually attractive
>love getting fucked in the ass
Yall dont gotta be gay to enjoy your anus. Just Roman catholic.
>i regret a lot of it
which ones dont you regret?
>implies he has 2 right hands
>only has one left
Kek
I voted for Trump.
bumpp
fagz