/hoc/ - Senators vs. Flyers

Eugene Melnyk Hates Sens Fans Edition

Ottawa will never score more than 2 goals again

I can't even argue because I think you might be right.

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I know the game is boring as fuck (no surprise), but jesus christ is this thread sad.

Flyers automatically win because Ottawa won't score more than 2

Remember, he's supposedly a power play specialist

Fucking hell Karlsson, what the fuck?

>breakaway
>forgets to shoot

snes problems

Stone is definitely elite, but he can't score on a breakaway to score his life.

Sup guys

Flyers got this tho

>Sens need to score more than two now in order to win

Yup.

They still haven't scored more than two?? wew

9 games in a row and this game would be 10 if the score holds up

I feel kinda bad for them (and you?)

I've accepted that this franchise isn't committed to winning like 6 years ago

I just don't care anymore

>potential 3 on 1
>too much man

snes problems

God this team is a disaster some times. Call a time out now before its too late

>First few games: high scoring clusterfucks
>Now: low scoring borefests
>PK is elite but PP is dogshit

Is it so hard to find a fucking middle ground?

No thread for kings/avs?

kek

hey, every team will eventually get their chance

Ottawa's chance was 1998-2007

They aren't getting another one for a long time

What was special at that time?

The Sens were elite my mongolian friend, having the most dangerous line during that period and winning the president trophy a couple of times. They made it to the SCF in 2007, and have been on the decline ever since.

Oh. I see, Zhao.

Is Simmonds allowed to do that?

1998-2004 they were just lacking a goaltender (2003 Lalime was actually elite in the playoffs)
2005-2006 they had an elite goalie but the lockout took away 2005 and in 2006 Hasek got injured in the Olympics
2007 had Gerber and cokehead Emery in net and Redden no longer being an elite defenseman

>Stone will never get a linemate to finish is beautiful plays and won't contend for the Cell key because of it.

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Ottawa fluking their way to a point again

>radek bonk is tied for 5th in ottawa all time scoring

wew

damn

I'll take it

>2 on 0
>can't score

snes problems

>can't even shoot on a 2-on-0

JUST

So if Ottawa wins in the shootout should that even count as scoring more than 2 goals?

No. And if they lose I want both Turris and Karlsson traded for passing the puck a bajillion fucking times and not shooting on a fucking 2-on-fucking-0

Good. You had to redeem yourself King Karl.

gg

Kopi, Gabo and Quick, please come back

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