Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

remember to cum every day!
or else I'll show up in the middle of the night and suck your dick dry!

>ITT

Goodnight Hama

still here

BULLSHIT

Pls do regardless.

Wew lad

> Every day
> Not holding of for 2-3 weeks so you can unleash a massive load

Oh please, you're just flattering me~

It;s pretty nice.

It's too late, i have already done it... Probably bad, but alas, she isnt real so i would never know...

They gotta realize how fucked up it is soon. That;s good, you guys are lucky you arent infected. I'm sure we'd be able squeeze close enough to fit~.

Ok

Even so, you know how shy she is!

Pfft...
Don't lie. You know you liked it.

You're my drug~

NO

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt

okay, let me open wide for you, user~
no excuses! every day!
good answer

STOP

Dreams.

I suppose you're right about that.

Oh my, you're gonna make me blush~.

But it gets boring if you do it every day.

Who's gonna make me~?
I'm gonna bully you however I like~

then use someone instead
maybe me~

Nah, it's far too late for that. Oh well, I always wanted to go on a crusade anyway. Deus Vult!
The good thing about being a poor country is that not these cockroaches want to come here.
Oh, and now you got me blushing~

So, now's your chance to stop it!

But i don't even know you...

Damn right, i'm just waiting for the next crusade to start. Deus Vult! Just goes to show they don't care about fleeing the war they just want free money and the freedom to do whatever they want. Hehe~

It's too late for me, i'm too much of a degenerate to stop.

...

>bullis thread gently

I believe in you!!
Rood

Well, I wouldn't mind to be honest~
How much would I give to get my hands on a Zweihander and some Giant's Armour... A dream cum true
Amen to that, they just want to rape our homes and burn our women, we can't allow that!
Besides... How many drinks have you had~?

No. The people lewding the thread are rood.

You're so cute when you blush~

Tru.

Yuno.~

...

You put too much faith in me i'm afraid.

Well you could get something kinda similar to the zweihander for around $600 USD. One day my friend, one day... It has to stop! Not a lot actually, only about 7 beers.

As are you~.

hi

Daw~ Man my high is wearing off

Oi.
Don't you ignore me, you cheeki cunt.

Let's fuck and make Sonokawa really jealous!

Who is that?

Oi rude

Oi oi oi! Im loyal to hanako!

I dunno about that!

>not a lot
>Only 7 beers
>only 7
>7

Comeoooon...

I dont think Sono is here.

7 American beers is like 3 Aussie beers though.

NOO

.............I guess I'll just stick with my kitchen knife collection then, hahaha.
It has! But maybe... Just maybe..... We'll get help from... Shadow Jesus! He, who shall descend from above in a flurry of flames and burned chickens, welding his unbreakable Shadow Shield in one wing and the Dildo of Justice in the other, he shall bring peace and well-made french fries for our world!
Never liked beer myself, but I'm glad you're enjoying yourself~

Can't you read filenames?
I ain't gonna spoonfeed you.
I don't like being ignored, sorry.
If anyone's gonna fuck You Know that It'll be me.

Come on, come on~
It's okay, they'll find out somehow and then think I do it behind their back, that's even better!

DID I HEAR 7?!

Why?

Read a what?

Even so, I don't have very much resistance to that sort of thing..
..yes, why?

Im high playing vidya my nig

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes yes, get naked!
Because it's fun

Build it, and eat more. Easy done.

Whatever gets you going I guess.

I dont drink very often and I dont eat very often

...

Oh, my bad.
Shoo away.
If you want to fuck something go fuck yourself.

Ask Anya. :^)

You do. Well the Kuro-something. Want some affection?
No deal!

You still havent answered me.

Then do me.
Who even are you.

Kuro something? I think im good.

Says who?
And, yes! I'm a lightweight!
OOOOOoooooooooo is it December 7

I WILL EAT YOU

Oh I willl~

You good my g

Yeah, kuro kuro... what was the name?
Not even cute though... post something lewd
W-what? Kinky! O-on our first time already??

Kuroki?

NO NOT THAT WAY

Eh? Why would it be that?

Well, you have a point there... Then he shall honour us with his blessing and will watch us victorious over the infidels! Then we'll all have chicken for dinner and, I don't know, have a giant orgy or something.
Well, I guess that's how beer works. Anyway, have fun Hanako, I kinda have to get going, work calls.
Goodnight to you, friend~

Says me. The only way i'd be able to stop is to not come here anymore... But it's just beer though~

Question, is that legal in Texas, or did you have to obtain it secretly?

Big-boobed cat-girls aren't cute?
Thanks famurai

Yeah! Now come here~
T-then which way?!
Not thaaaat muuuch... would sit on lap maybe.

I dunno, I really got no other ideas, but I don't wanna bother her by asking
I believe in you, though, just delete all your lewd hanakos!
Beer still gets to me!

Bitch. I'm blacklisting you from these threads.

BLACKLISTED

That would make for a fine victory party. Alright, have a good day at work! Bye Firekeeper~

Quit being so lewd, user!

What is my car called

Got it from someone that got it from Colorado

IN THE LITERAL WAY

Morning everyone

Icecream grill is best grill

What for? Youre far away anyways
Spike stop. Blacklisting is serious stuff.

You're bluffing! Get naked!
nice boobs
So I can give you lots of affection, baka.

Morning.
She looks pretty neat yeah
I dont even know anything about you.

RX7? I dunno
Morning

I ONLY GET NAKED FOR HANAKO!

Yes you do, Sonokawa told you about me. At least a little.
>makes you

Heh but the thing is, they;re not for me...they;re for other people. I post them for their enjoyment, i want them to be happy. It's been one of my problems for as long as i can remember, i care more for the happiness of others than my own.

Ah. Do you get it often?

You like em?

Heh you can't make me

Nope, this is my 2nd time getting it

Told you what? Even then that means I dont know you

So do I, but you don't see me posting Louise lewds..

I'M USING ALL OF MY 4CHINS POWER TO MAKE THIS A THING
YOU'RE BLACK LISTED WHOEVER YOU ARE CAT GIRL FROM WHATEVER SHOW
YOU'RE DOOOOONNNEEEE

ok im gunna go play games now

Consider this... a rape! I'll just pull them off!
M-maybe!
Me? Come on, I just want to cuddle you.

Have fun Spike.
Nah I dont touch people that often.

Just try it

>tries
>pulls on top
We can change that!

Why the hell are we lewd again

Do you want to get it more often?

Because you're a better person than me.

> Again
When were we not?

Its a yes or a no!

>Slices arms off like butter