Secrets thread, round 3

Secrets thread, round 3.

I'd like to hear from the dude who was dating a trap from Sup Forums from last thread. So far it doesn't seem very bad.

I put on my best friend's GFs panties and finger banged myself on his bed until I came.

Omegle bating here. Also same user that dated pedo mom.

Seems I'm sick in the head

I did not realise you were the same user

you lead a charmed life

my secret: my friends car tried to mother me in the back of my finger

fresh

i require greentexts regarding 4chans bear mascot

21/13

nothing ever same

I finally cross dressed and let a guy bone me a few weeks ago

not really top secret but I got to see my 12 &9yo nieces naked last weekend. didnt do anything with them but still it's not something i would share when co-workers ask how my weekend was

oh you're the same guy? I see.

seems like you like them fresh.

A girl I know had her drink spiked at a party, don't know who did it or if he managed to do anything with her but I wanted to give him the chance so I convinced all her friends to leave.
At another party, after she went to bed and passed out I got in with her and masturbated while smelling her hair and rubbing her thighs.

lol

Same guy Yea, but I didn't post that, that's a different omegle fan. He's right the place is swarming

It's her own fault, she really needs to learn to take care of herself at parties otherwise it could be worse. I'd be surprised if other things like that didn't happen to her. She is fucking hot though.

I won 1.4 million last year and never told my family.
They still think I work the same shitty minimum wage job.

timestamp with absurdly large wad of cash

Been a deviant my whole life.

Smart man, you should never tell anyone when you win money.

>be 15
>didn't like neighbours
>their cat went missing
>TL;DR
>I killed their cat
>goodnight

especially not the government

I'm 21 now.

Don't use cash.

Kek

In about two hours I'll be fapping with my gorgeous sister in law's dirty bra and socks that I took from her last week

how old is she? Pic?

Got any more user?

She's 20 and no pic, sorry. I just loving stealing her bras, it's an addiction

>be 19
>be art fag
>drew live models alot
>some slutty friends wanted to model
>gf was cool with it
>did it in my basement
>secretly filmed it
>my older brother is now dating one of them
>mfw

I robbed a kiosk when I was 17 back in 91.
Got away with 63 dollars, a six pack of beer and a pocket full of small change.
Spent that cash on more beer, a few porno magazines and junk food.

wait, 20 and married?
she's still young and dumb enough to be talked into fucking you

>63 dollars, a six pack of beer and a pocket full of small change.

What did you use as a weapon?

Had a bb gun. Looked like a Beretta.

Consistently took swimsuits, panties, leggings, bras, etc from my friend's sisters anytime I was at their house. Had a large collection until my family found my stash. That was an interesting conversation.

Ooh that must have been so embarrassing! I'm the same as you though, I can't stop stealing from my sister on law, it's such a rush

While doing bondage with my gf, she was tied up, blindfolded and gagged. I got one of her bisexual friends to eat her out while I fucked her friend.

She still doesn't know

I'm honestly saddened that I might never get to have sweet incestuous sex.

I like to go around with a notepad and a pencil and tell people they are lying.

its really really really hot when it happens but when its over its sad.

fuck you

Sound worth it.

Greentext that shit ASAP

I want to know how it felt to plung into her friend as you looked at her bound and blindfolded

This. Since I have 2 hot sisters

its really really really intense when you combine it with other stuff in this thread. you can not even believe its happening when its happening, but you know its going to be over some day because time passes.

i cant seem to move past the idea that i want my cousin in a sexuall way, from kids we used to play and were very close that is when i had moved over to S.D. to live up close to my family,, i remeber one summer she would follow me around non-stop, her age then was 9 i believe, she would lay down with me and hug me and we would pretend to kiss, i was 12. i was young and horny, one time i was watching over her (just us two) alone,, she came up close to me real quick, while placing her hand down on top of my penis, she began rubbing it and i could see her eyes full of curiosity/excitement as she saw it grew, i was already getting my own boners at tthe time, i let her proceed with her hand game, i felt it nice, i stuck my dick out then i came on the couch, she laughed when i jizzed i guess because of my reaction, after that i cleaned myself up, and games like that kept going throught the following 2 months, then she had to move and leavem she went to oregon too live, where i remain almsot 10cyears withouth seeing her, but kept constant communication, i want to think we both were cool since the fact that she would write me to tell me about her day from time to time on myspace/facebook. just recently on 2012 she moved down here again now she older she was 19 at the moment, began catching up and going out, she even stayed at my house for 4 months, she stayed in my room of course separate beds, at this point we havent even talked about what happened when we were youngerm but the months she lived at my house i was very respectfull and accomodating to her, she left her underwear on my bed one time to which i became erotically hornyy considering she is very attracive and has good size butt and breast, i didnt approach her, didnt wanted to make the situation tense and even have her forced to leave because of it, well, long story short. months later i see her on snapchat and im a little drunk and high at the same time, i told her i fantasized about being intimate with her

I fucked an old fat man (+60) three times for 100$ each time and he sucked me a couple of times for 50. Didn't enjoy it.
Still hetero though.

i lurk Sup Forums

I was with a doctor for about 2 years for $100 each time. Who knows how much I made off of him

tell us your story user.

>I fucked an old fat man
>Still hetero though.
Kek dude, you gay as fuck.

sometimes when my nephews stay at my house I let them shower with me and my gf because their parents are conservative godfags who shelter them from reality, especially when it comes to nudity/sex, they would not approve

You the boss user
>be at home with gf
>start fooling around while watching TV
>tell her to "get ready"
>she goes upstairs to clean herself up and get ready
>I text one of her friends (she's bi and admitted to me she wants to fuck my gf)
>tell her to come over but stay in the car
>gf comes back down, dressed in a mix of lingerie, leather and latex
>gives me a blowjob on the couch
>attach leash to her collar and take her upstairs
>tie her to the bed, put a ballgag in her mouth and blindfold on
>slip vibrator in her pussy and whisper "be right back"
>sneak downstairs and let friend in
>sneak back up and she gets undressed in the bathroom
>tell her that she can eat her out as much as she wants, but don't make much noise
>we both sneak into the bedroom
>she gets on the bed, takes vibrator out and starts eating her out rough
>instantly diamonds
>kneel at the base of the bed and lick her friend out
>gf is moaning like hell, my cock is throbbing
>get up and push cock in her friend
>its hard to get in because she's tight because she hasn't had a guy for a long time and I'm still diamonds
>finally get it in
>look forward gf is pulling on her restraints in pleasure, friend is grabbing the bed in pleasure, I nearly cum from that alone
>I start pumping the friend slowly, she moans a lot
>I pump faster but didn't last long from the excitement
>pull out and cum all over the friends back
>put it straight back in and start pumping again
>last a lot longer this time
>absolutely loving everything about it
>keep fucking getting harder and harder
>gf has orgasmed at least 4-5 times
>friend gets off the bed
>cum all over her chest
>she whispers that we'll have to do it again sometime
>she sneaks out while I fuck my gf
>gf never realized

Gonna do it again. But get gf involved properly

Dk mate, I just fucked him doggystyle very quickly. He wanted to kiss and hug but i couldn't do it, even for more money.
I'm just a male prostitute I guess

it was like heaven. stuff some people here dream of or talk about.

hold on. i have people here.

And her response?

fuck the people, tell us. Go hide in the bathroom or something.

The longer I stay here in Sup Forums, the younger my tastes in girls gets

my friend and i were at the bar and he picked up this milf and brought her back to mine.

i was drunk as fuck and basically passed out as soon as i got in the front door. 2 hrs later i woke up with her sucking my cock in my bed.

my friend fell asleep drunk as fuck. she wanted some action, fucked her, she went back to him after and he drove her home in the morning and has been in contact with me ever since, lol

Why are you charging him less to get fucked than what he would pay for a male prostitute? You should be getting at LEAST $200 each time.

how young is your taste now, user?

12

I'm an only child and can't understand the dynamic of people with siblings. The not knowing fucks me up bigtime. Are people with brothers/sisters ever attracted to them at any point?

hang around here a while, you still have a way to go.

Spend a bit of time in threads like this and you'll see

I had all brothers, so no.

I once drove an RV from Germany to Sweden and made 5 000 Euro.
>Be 19, go with friends to Germany for alcohol purchase.
>Spend a week there, drinking and having fun.
>Live in rather crappy hotel.
>Day 6 some dude we been drinking with asked me if I needed cash.
>Sure.
>Tells me I need to pick up a camper/RV the next morning and drive to Stockholm.
>Ok, starting to realize this is not legal.
>Fuck it, drunk and poor.
>Next morning guy comes and gives me the keys for the RV. Get a name and location where to drop it off in Stockholm, payment on arrival.
>I'm smart, stop at the border shop and stock up on vodka and beer like all other Swedish tourists.
>Drive to border, they check my ID, quickly look inside RV.
>Done.
>Drive to Stockholm listening to 80's cassette tapes with metal.
>Arrive at the location just outside Stockholm, dude in hoodie is waiting.
>Little nervous.
>But he checks inside, helps me unload my booze and then hands me a wad of cash.
>Holy shit, more money than I have ever seen.
>He leaves.
>Call brother, tell him I need a ride.
>Comes and get me and the booze, drive to Forex and exchange the Euro bills into SEK.
Only criminal thing I have ever done.
Don't know what was in the vehicle.

a few years ago i went to a few clubs with my girlfriend, and she ran into a couple of friends of hers during the night.

we were walking to a taxi rank and my gf had to go to the toliet, so she went into the nearby burger king, while me and her drunk friend waited at the bus stop outside. she sit on my lap and started rubbing her pussy on my thigh. leaving a huge wet patch on my jeans she had no panties on.

lol

you a man or a woman?

I'm a man with male siblings. No attractions ever, though some normal fooling around as a -year-old.

And, was it your thing?

Female. 1 half brother and 4 half sisters I've never met/seen photos of. (I'm the only bastard)

Probably heroin.
Could have been a bad day for you in so many ways. But good for you it worked out.

Awesome.

I would say fuck you, but I know I want to fuck you

do you like the idea of being attracted to a sibling? growing up while sneaking feels and more?

Why haven't you met the halflings?

Post tits please, femanon

>to get fucked
I fucked him.
And I didn't know much about this business, I just did freelance computer repairing at the time and one thing led to another, I was pounding his ass.

What's your best win user? Ever visited single digits?

>>its hard to get in because she's tight because she hasn't had a guy for a long time

aw, that's simply not how vaginas work.
seemed so real until then, too.

next time learn a little bit about physiology, THEN make up your story.

That's why I like loose ones. It's so much easier to get started

Yes it does
t. Guy who has fisted a girl before

Not really, I only ask because my best friend had fooled around with his older sister when he was younger, was wondering if it was common.

They don't know I exist. I was born 6 months after my half brother as an affair baby oops.

Yep the borders are really easy in Europe.
And yes you probably smuggled drugs, most likely heroin or coke.
Luckily for you mules always get payed to ensure their reputation in case you talk etc.

adorable

Fooled around with the neighbour girl when we were both like 7-9 yo.

She seemed to know exactly what she was doing. Still think of her sometimes. Like now.

> >its hard to get in because she's tight because she hasn't had a guy for a long time
> aw, that's simply not how vaginas work.

Not the same user, but when I've been away for a couple of weeks, my wife always complains it's tighter and harder the first time when I'm back. It may be partly psychological but it's a thing.

i had situation where i come home and say "hey you want to sleep with me tonight?" and she would say yes and picture related happened all the time, and my heart would beat really fast when it happened. i still masturbate to that because regular sex is not good enough. i would even get erections driving to my home. lol.

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were also fuck buddies afterward, she was an awesome fuck. also, 101% consensual

i'm depressed, lonely, suicidal, and i regularly cheat on my military husband

you're late today georgia

have you given him herpes yet?

How old was she and what was she to you?

i'm always up late because i'm a shitty person who deserves no sleep

no, i'm clean, practise safe sex and test occasionally

>I once drove an RV from Germany to Sweden and made 5 000 Euro.
>>Be 19, go with friends to Germany for alcohol purchase.
>>Spend a week there, drinking ........
Dude you dodged a bullet.
But as others have said you were probably the last person they would have suspected at the border.
I wonder how much this happens on a daily basis around Europe. I'm guessing a lot.

its very common for siblings to fool around, whether as curious young kids or hornier older teens.

Why not introduce yourself? Worried about breaking up the marriage? Do you know/see your dad? Sucks to have siblings you can't interact with.

You into anything unusual, sexually?

>aw, that's simply not how vaginas work.

Except if you actually have sex with a girl who hasn't had it for a long time it certainly does feel that way. user probably thought it was tighter when it isn't but having sex after a long time without it does feel that way.

t.Married man who works away on a regular basis

>32yo
>Been dating my gf for 14 years.
>She now realized we are different. She is re-thinking about the relationship.

I'm considering my life without her and an hero is an option.

wat do

incest, and combine it with another thing in this thread and you understand why i still masturbate to memories and nothing can make me cum now.

why did you never get married or have kids? Sign it probably wasn't right.

I understand. Are we talking single or double digits user? how did it begin?

lol why would she complain?