OK /b so I have to fight this fag spring break any suggestions?

OK /b so I have to fight this fag spring break any suggestions?
I'm fairly built but he'll probably beat my ass how can I Win even if I don't win ?

Looks like you two secretley wanna fuck and have alot of sexual tension built up. Go fuck him good baby boy.

Kek

Brass knucks

bring a gun

gouge his eyes out then skull fuck him

actually true

If you fight him you'll probably get permanent brain damage if you lose.

Bring a gun and let him initiate. Shoot him in the face if he gets physical.

>talking shit over texts
>planning to fight someone
I hope he fucks your mom, sister and gf after he beats you.

>ITT 10-yos with handbags

this.
stop looking for trouble, op

LOSER

The bigger they are the harder they fall OP. Like my old man used to say, "if you've ever been in a fair fight, you didn't plan it right" think outside of the box, use his size to his disadvantage, if he's taller than you grapple the neck and bring him down, if he's slower than you fight defensively and wait for an opening, if he's a boxer then you need to become a wrestler. Personally I always try to evade a couple punches then grab em, put em in a headlock and knee the fuck out of their faces. There is ALWAYS a way to win a street fight OP. ALWAYS.

Nah just take it like a man and move on.

Op here, I love you guys I'll probably get my ass beat but imma go down laughing

Wait until youre 18+ to browse Sup Forums

Never go into a fight thinking you'll lose, failure is not an option OP. If you go in thinking you're going to be beat you will be beat.

You sound like a pussy op. You got cucked. She doesn't love you. Deal with it.

hahahaha, fuck off virgin

OP don't fight. have sex with his girlfriend instead

just fight dirty as fuck knees and elbows go a long way

>how can I Win even if I don't win

Don't solve things with your fists like apes do. Become more successful than him in life, that'll teach him.

You 2 both sound like a couple if immature turd sandwiches.

my grandfather used to say: you must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.

You're telling him not to fight and I'm the virgin? Lmfao, good try user.
Few things in highschool will make you as revered and make the hoes swoon like shit kicking somebody. Beat this guy's ass and ride the pussy train the rest of the year OP.

Unless your grandfather was Bruce Lee you're full of shit

I already did multiple times that's why he wants to fight me, I'm older then him, and really don't give a shit if I win or lose I just want to make sure he "loses" long term

Then just continue fucking his bitch? Could always beat his ass so you prove you're the alpha, really rub the salt into the wound ya know?

Your ass will def be beat up by the end baby boy, but I think that's what you secretley desire, so win win I guess

Aim for his temple. Just one punch and you'll have him. Trust me.

I once told my crush that i overheard her boyfriend call her fat (True story, this mother fucker talking shit on a beautiful girl)

>Be me, riding bike
>Go to gas station, steal some candy
>On way back home, 2 miles out
>Ride by anons house
>He yells at me, tells me hes going to beat me up
>im not worried, dude is a little cocksucker, tell him suck my dick faggot and flip him the bird
> about 5 minutes later, fag user rolls up in older autistic sisters vehicle
>i stop, confused as to who was in car
> 5 people hop out of backseat, 2 people hop out of front passenger seat
> kid and me fight
> i busted his nose, and he broke his hand punching me
> all his friends say "take that fag boy, dont talk shit again
> wut
> next day
> in school suspension for something unrelated
>fag user walks in, tells iss teacher (a coach) he cant play in (sport) because of his hand
>i laugh

you are a virgin or a redditor, either way get the fuck off of my board.

fuck a skanky chick with the clap and THEN have sex with his gf. alternatively contract HIV and spit in his mouth

Bring a shotgun, claim self defense.

Sounds like you want to fuck more than you want to fight

Haha...

I'm 6'4" and all the short little fuckers always want to pick a fight thinking they can win. But they always resort to fighting like a girl after trying some stupid MMA shit they saw on TV.

There wasn't shit to do after football season was done with so wrestling was for the winter.

Nothing is more satisfying then giving them a cow catcher cause they thought a headlock or takedown was going to work but instead of pinning them, just flipping them by the neck.

Fucking kek.

Only Fucking shit stains in highschool have to fight.

Checked
Luckily I'm neither, I'm just trying to help this poor faggot become an alpha, dunno what your problem is with buddy fighting a guy. Seems like you probably got beat up a lot as a kid, why don't you head over to /rk9/? I hear all of them got beat up in school too

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I was the Jehovah's witness kid at a school in the ghetto, people made up their own reasons to fight me. It's hard to avoid when 30 wanna be gangbangers surround you on your walk home every other week and demand you fight them. And if you refuse then they all just beat you mercilessly.

Hi pussy, I'm Jake, I beat the shit out of your fucking mouth.

>get aids
>when he beats you up, spit blood in his face
>???
>profit!!

Be respectful when you get to the fight, shake his hand and wish him luck, then do your best to land as many blows as possible to his head. Rotational energy from the hips gives your blows about 2 times more force. Man fighters say the best way to perform well in a fight is to not be hit. Remember, a fist only needs to miss by an inch, small dodges to the side without losing your center are crucial. Finally, if you must get hit move into the blow to reduce the force and use the opportunity to counter. Avoid head hits and attempt to take body hits in the obliques. Good luck, he should respect you afterwards even if you lose if you follow my instructions.

I mean if you are actually going to fight the dude to defend yourself, know there is no such thing as a clean fight. but by the looks of it, both of you are idiots who deserve to get cramps while wildly flailing their appendages at each other.

All that said, if you want to incapacitate your assailant, and essentially win (although you'd be called out for being a bitch and not fighting "fair"), there are 4 main targets you need to be concerned with; eyes, throat/windpipe, testicles, and knees.

When the assailant approaches you in an aggressive manner, put your hands up in a defensive position. fingers extended, palms facing outward. This does three things. It says "hey man I'm not holding a weapon, I'm in a defensive position, I don't want to be harmed." which helps bring the assailant's guard down. It also gives you every opportunity to counter a suckerpunch, and it also gives you the chance to make a quick preemptive strike, which is KEY.

So your hands are up and your guy is coming at you. He's either going to stay back further than arm's length or, if he's dumb, he's going to get in your face. If he stands further away, wait for him to get in a compromising position where you can front kick him in the knee or knee/punt him in the nuts. This is in no way a guarantee, and may only just piss him off if you miss, which is a higher likelihood. Tradeoff is less risk to personal injury if successful. Ideally, you'd want to wait for him to get up close, again, with your hands still up. Just when he thinks he has you backing down and he sees no sign of real threat, that's when you QUICKLY throat jab right on the adam's apple/windpipe. DO NOT WIND UP! This telegraphs your move and the extra force you get is often negated by a defensive counter. In one motion, go from defensive position to immediately striking. This surprise will grant you plenty of time (like a second) to immediately follow up with a palm strike to the face/temple or an eye gouge

call Chuck Norris.

Mma fighters, not man fighters lol

Follow that up with a knee to the groin and throw his ass to the ground. Mount him and proceed to fuck him like we all know you both want, OP.

That shits just dirty. Its a fight he agreed to, not a rapist in an ally. Don't be a pussy.

It'd be a lot less sad to watch than two dudes windmill at each other for a minute and a half and then proceed to almost puke from exhaustion.

write him you've seen a hundred times No Retreat, No Surrender in 4K & Dolby Atmos

False dichotomy. Plenty of fights end in neither broken nuts nor vomit. A real fight between two honorable men can actually be clean. Going for the eyes and nuts is a good way to get your ass killed when your lack of experience puts you at theor mercy and you just tried to fucking blind them.

People like you are pollution. Please don't procreate.

Sounds like you were trying to cuck him. In this situation, you should just lay down and except your punishment. A real alpha doesn't tolerate cuck attempts. You deserve this.

*accept

Trying to type while painfully shitting. My asshole now knows how wolverine's hands feel when his claws come out.

Step back and reevaluate your life maybe

> help me internet friends im scared

Everyone tries for knocking someone in one hit. Just remember there are no rules in fighting, aim for soft targets first to stun your opponent, then go for the knockout.

it sounds like two want to get together to fuck.

say 'i want you're cummies daddy' and then when he looks confused kick him in the dick, and pull your dick out and jack it and say 'now you get the cummies!!!'

you can do it op

wtf

Give us his number, we will take care of the rest

725725870>> cute

Newfag out!!!

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Time for your initiation Newfag

Where the fuck are you from, snowflake? We all fought in school. And if you didn't that's why you're a virgin.

You're actually assuming these two are honorable men. read OP's convo.