Wife dildo what should I do with it?

Wife dildo what should I do with it?

Impregnate it with rat poison!

Rub some ghost peppers in it.

Don't have rat posion here lol

Hey anons!

Trips decide.

>stuff it in your ass

Way to big lol

hot sauce it.

cover it in icy hot

lol I could do that

bullshit. That's what lube is for!

Can't even fit In mouth

>shave self
>set up webcam
>attach dildo to wall
>set up chaturbate account
>fuck self with dildo
>make madbux
>buy wife bigger dildo

wife
lol

So you've tried to fit it in your mouth?

What are you, gay?

use it on her and post pics
at least it's a normal color. women who buy black dildos should be killed.

Replace with that remote.

Buy it you lazy shit

Might kill her

Post it next to your dick

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Ok

>Might kill her
slowclap.exe

Why dont you just be normal and ask why she needs it because she can have yours anytime?

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alright user i demand a side by side pic of your erect cock and the didlo

ANAL YOURSELF WITH IT AND SHOW US! :D

RIP OP HES GETTING CUCKED BY A DILDO

Sorry for the sideways pic

kekkeled

i see why she buy it LUL

Take a bite out of the side.

Habinero chili rubbed all over it. Post results.

put testosterone on it continuously
post results every week

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE

This

stick it in your ass and keep it there so she never finds it and cant use it LOL women are so dumb

Do this

>take dildo
>take pics of the dildo in various situations
>dildo reading the newspaper
>dildo ordering a pizza
>dildo changing a flat
>dildo sitting on the drive thru shelf at taco bell
>dildo next to the speedometer that reads 120mph
>dildo getting a sun tan
>dildo searching through netflix
>dildo at the bottom of a pool
>dildo in front of a statue down at city hall
>dildo on the swings at the mark
>dildo at the movie theater
>then print out dildo's epic adventure and make a photo album and leave it on her pillow

stick it up your but, send pic to wife

this!

make a collage and give to your wife for birthday

FUCKING THIS

*park

This so much

Day in the life of OP's Cuck dildo

draw face on Cuckdo

Adventures of Donny the Dildo

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give this man a fucking trophy

Why? this idea isn't new. It's been done before with some other object, can't remember what it was though.

throw it away. you should be enough for her.

pls dn b srs.

your dick is good, nothing to be worried about.

stop chewing your nails though. it's a terrible habit.

seeand

fucking lost it

Put it in the neighbors postbox

/thread

what about hot pink ones, the same colour as dog dicks?

Gnome

>hot pink
It's more red than pink.